About My Work
I am the Director of Scientific Affairs for Doc Johnson Enterprises. That means I am responsible for all scientific things and issues at the company. That includes the Research & Development, Regulatory and Quality divisions.
I have been working in a laboratory for over 25 years now. If a product goes on the body (and for some cases in the body) I have probably formulated it. Just about every type of topical cosmetic, over the counter drug or personal lubricant. So if you have questions or concerns, ask me!
While I don’t know the answer to everything, I have that special talent of knowing who does. (Like my ex-Father-in-law!) So I will get you the straight answers.
You don’t have to thank me, I’m just that kind of guy…
Oh, by the way, the stuff I write all comes from my feverish little brain and does not reflect/represent the views or opinions of Doc Johnson Enterprises!
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