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Valentine’s Day (Or, We still do this? Really?)

Ah, Valentine’s Day!

The perfect time to rekindle romance with your significant other and bask in the glories of love.

Or least do some serious snuggling since your electricity went out in the recent storm and they estimate your power won’t be back on until March.

But here in Sunny Southern California, it is all about the Love.

Love is patient, Love is kind.  Love is taking it from behind.  Oh come on!  This is all about sex and you know it.  Whether you are with the one you love, the group you love or you are just loving on yourself, someone is putting out today.  Not to sound jaded, but all the signs have been there for years.  Roses to show that she is rare, delicate and fragile.  (You see, you bring them home like ancient men would bring home a mastodon steak or something.  You are the big, strong protector with a gentle side.)  Chocolate to help put you in the mood.  (Remember consuming large quantities of chocolate fire up the same brain centers as the feeling of love.)  Champagne because candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!  Fancy dinners out so your partner can dress up, fell sexy and notice how everyone looks at them with a hunger in their eyes.  And a card because, well, not too sure why a card.  You’ll have to ask Hallmark.  Although it may have something to do with turning a valentine heart upside down makes it look like a sweet ass or bodacious set of boobs…

Add it all up and you guys will be feeling sexy as fuck.  And that was your end goal in the first place!

Now, both of you are ready, in the mood and raring to go.  Stop a moment.  After everything you two have done for each other today, bed time should be special time.  A special time where you are both willing to please each other and maybe do that thing they always wanted.  But how?

Enter the Doctor.  Doc Johnson specifically.  We make all the toys, lubes and lotions you will need to make this night really stand out in your diary.  Break out the vibrators, dildos and strap-ons.  Use ’em on her than let her use ’em on you!  That’s right.  Time to go places you’ve never told anyone that you have already been.  Who knows?  They may like it.  Or call you a sick freak of a pervert, but nothing ventured, nothing gained.  But do you really want or need a partner who won’t get down and dirty with you?    Besides, they probably already know but are waiting on you to make the move.  And for you solo artists; we love you too!  use something special as you fap to internet porn or your favorite romantic movie/book.

Note: Dr. Tim is not a sick freak of a pervert.  I am delightfully uninhibited!

Check out www.docjohnson.com.  You cannot buy from our site, but you can see all of the wonders we made just for you.  Ask for them by name at your local adult retailer or one of the fine internet stores.

So today, remember to be tender, loving and romantic.  It pays off in the end.  Or your end…

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