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Valentine’s Day (Or, We still do this? Really?)

Ah, Valentine’s Day!

The perfect time to rekindle romance with your significant other and bask in the glories of love.

Or least do some serious snuggling since your electricity went out in the recent storm and they estimate your power won’t be back on until March.

But here in Sunny Southern California, it is all about the Love.

Love is patient, Love is kind.  Love is taking it from behind.  Oh come on!  This is all about sex and you know it.  Whether you are with the one you love, the group you love or you are just loving on yourself, someone is putting out today.  Not to sound jaded, but all the signs have been there for years.  Roses to show that she is rare, delicate and fragile.  (You see, you bring them home like ancient men would bring home a mastodon steak or something.  You are the big, strong protector with a gentle side.)  Chocolate to help put you in the mood.  (Remember consuming large quantities of chocolate fire up the same brain centers as the feeling of love.)  Champagne because candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!  Fancy dinners out so your partner can dress up, fell sexy and notice how everyone looks at them with a hunger in their eyes.  And a card because, well, not too sure why a card.  You’ll have to ask Hallmark.  Although it may have something to do with turning a valentine heart upside down makes it look like a sweet ass or bodacious set of boobs…

Add it all up and you guys will be feeling sexy as fuck.  And that was your end goal in the first place!

Now, both of you are ready, in the mood and raring to go.  Stop a moment.  After everything you two have done for each other today, bed time should be special time.  A special time where you are both willing to please each other and maybe do that thing they always wanted.  But how?

Enter the Doctor.  Doc Johnson specifically.  We make all the toys, lubes and lotions you will need to make this night really stand out in your diary.  Break out the vibrators, dildos and strap-ons.  Use ’em on her than let her use ’em on you!  That’s right.  Time to go places you’ve never told anyone that you have already been.  Who knows?  They may like it.  Or call you a sick freak of a pervert, but nothing ventured, nothing gained.  But do you really want or need a partner who won’t get down and dirty with you?    Besides, they probably already know but are waiting on you to make the move.  And for you solo artists; we love you too!  use something special as you fap to internet porn or your favorite romantic movie/book.

Note: Dr. Tim is not a sick freak of a pervert.  I am delightfully uninhibited!

Check out www.docjohnson.com.  You cannot buy from our site, but you can see all of the wonders we made just for you.  Ask for them by name at your local adult retailer or one of the fine internet stores.

So today, remember to be tender, loving and romantic.  It pays off in the end.  Or your end…

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Black Roses (or, We Haz Them)

How was your Valentines Day?  Did you get any?

C’mon, even married people get laid on Valentines Day.  It is practically the law.  (Federal law, it is much more than a state thing.)

You didn’t? well, even women get blue balls…

Blue Balls.  We Has ‘Em.  However, they are the amazing Blooming Ben Wa Balls in the brilliant Black Rose line by Doc Johnson!

If they turn this color, OUCH!

If they turn this color, OUCH!

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Now that sounds like much more fun, doesn’t it?

Yes, Valentines Day is much like Bondage & Discipline.  You always hurt the one you love.  And boy, at Doc Johnson do we have some classy ways to do it too.  We’ve got everything!  Harnesses, cuffs, strap-ons, paddles, whips and other weapons of ass destruction.  Spice up your love life.  These can be used in any room of the house.  This is a very nice selection of products.  Wanna see some more pictures?  Me too!

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So you are probably thinking, “Strap-ons are über-cool!  But is that the only thrill available for anal pleasure?”

Fear not my bung-loving lovers.  We have some amazing purple butt plugs for you in the very same Black Rose line.  (Yes, purple product in Black Rose.  Bruises often turn purple before they go black.  Won’t tell you exactly how I know, but I’m sure you can find the videos on-line.  Can’t you, you little web-monkeys?)

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And what’s that?  An AMAZING lubricant from Good Old Dr Tim’s research lab!  What a wonderful world!  Remember:  Doc Johnson lubes help you get in and get back out easily, smoothly and with oh so much pleasure!

It is not too late!  Since here and now we are alive, go get some of those great Doc Johnson toys and lubes!  Show yourself or your significant other(s) how much you care.  Tie them up or let yourself be tied up to let your imagination soar.  Imagine how you will please your bound beauty.  Or how they will please you.  Life is good.  Seize the Day!

As for Dr Tim?  Just keep those cards, letters, pictures and videos coming in!  You inspire me.  Yes you do.  After all, how do you think I test all these lubes and potions?  My only thoughts are about you.

And while I am not sure this is what Linda Ronstadt was thinking about when she recorded her album Living in the USA back in 1978, just send me Black Roses…

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

Power Flowers!

Happy Valentine’s Day!  Remember, I love YOU and there is nothing you can do about it.