Science + Love = Looking and Feeling Great!
09 Mar 2016 1 Comment
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Howdy-Ho everyone!
Did you hear the awesome news? Sounds like all Doc Johnson dildos are going to turn Vac-U-Lock. Yes, that means that you can strap-on just about any new DJ dildo! Here, let me give you a couple of examples:
This is the “Hung” dildo by the Mighty Doc Johnson. Now, get on it and howl!
10 Aug 2015 1 Comment
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Sexting is awesome! Fun, titillating and gives me a reason to not hate having a smartphone.
However, it is also fraught with danger, especially for children. But for adults, a recent study shows so much benefit from nasty texts.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/news/fullstory_154019.html
88% of the folks in the survey admitted to texting. Almost nine out of ten. That is a whole lot of data usage. And it turns out that women tend to send sexts instead of receiving them. Food for thought? And that almost 75% of the respondents exchanged sexts with a committed partner. Warms the heart. As mentioned in the article, perhaps that is one way couples can talk about sex if a face-to-face discussion would be too intense for them. I am certainly in favor for anything that improves communication between partners. With luck, sexting fantasies can make their way into the bedroom, boardroom or even the garage!
As stated in the article, “But greater sexting frequency was linked to greater sexual satisfaction among both men and women, particularly when sexters were in a relationship, the survey found. In fact, with the exception of those who said they were in a “very committed” relationship, couples who sexted more often were more likely to say they were satisfied with their relationship. For those in very committed relationships, sexting made no difference in sexual satisfaction, the study found.
By contrast, sexting had little effect on sexual satisfaction for people who weren’t in relationships. Twenty-six percent of the group described themselves as single, the survey found.”
So for better or for worse, sexting is here to stay.
So how do you feel about sexting? Dr Tim certainly enjoys it. And knowing that those sexts are out there in the cyber universe doesn’t bother me in the least. Oh my goodness, the government might discover that I enjoy sex! Heavens, I feel that I may swoon. And for those of us that work too much and play too little, it seems as that is as close to “afternoon delight” as most of us get these days. In fact, perhaps the mighty Doc Johnson could help make your sexts a little sweeter to your sweetie.
Imagine sending a little something using some of these items:
That will light up their eyes and fire that devious imagination. But then that is probably why you sent them a sext in the first place! Have fun, win awards and as always, keep sending in those naughty sexts and videos. Dr Tim loves each and every one of you!
11 May 2015 Leave a comment
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I didn’t want to say “I told you so,” but…
I told you so. A study out of San Diego State University tells us that Millenials have fewer life-time sexual partners than either the Gen-Xers or the Baby Boomers. In fact, Gen-X can’t keep up with the Boomers.
Lead author, Jean Twenge, says that there is a huge shift going on in sexual attitudes and behaviors. This study looked at almost 57,000 people so here is the break-down:
Years Born Classification Average # of sexual partners in a lifetime
1900-1927 Greatest Generation 3
1928-1945 Silent Generation 5
1946-1964 Baby Boomers 12
1965-1980 Generation X 10
1980-2004 Millenials 8
2005-2015 Homeland Generation (designated by the White House https://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/docs/millennials_report.pdf)
Now I cannot vouch for those statistics. I am a Boomer and twelve? That was my first week in college! But then old Dr Tim has always been a caring, sharing free love kinda guy.
Things to account for the lower number of sexual partners lists such things as HIV, AIDS and utilizing Friends with Benefits rather than going home with strangers. (In my day, sex was how you made friends.)
On the other hand, the study says that the younger generations, while not getting as much as Moms and Pops, are more tolerant and accepting of premarital sex and same-sex relationships. The percentage of people who said that premarital sex “was not wrong at all” rose from 13% in 1990 to 58% in 2012. Likewise same-sex relationships rose in approval from 13% to 44%. Women tended to be more tolerant of homosexuality, but more conservative about premarital sex. Guess how the men responded…
We’ve come a long way baby, but we still have a long way to go.
You can read the whole article in the May 5 issue of the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior. (Source: Jean Twenge, Ph.D., professor of psychology, San Diego State University; May 5, 2015, Archives of Sexual Behavior)
Doc Johnson – We have the toys and body glides for every generation. You need ’em, we got ’em. And we never judge. (We just want to hold the camcorder.) How you handle your sex life is your business and our pleasure. Or rather, your pleasure and our business.
We don’t even mind if you hipsters only use our products ironically.
01 May 2015 Leave a comment
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Greetings oh mighty tantric warriors!
Today I want to clue you in on a little secret. Doc Johnson has a radio show!
Sadly it does not star yours truly, but is instead helmed by Chad and Sunny.
You never know what will happen!
These two fun folks are the Creative Director and Head of Marketing, respectively. And they are a blast. Sweet, sexy, nasty and knowledgable. (You decide whom is which.) They talk about sex stuff, interview experts, adult stars and make some cute videos. Oh, they also take phone comments. (You can hear Dr Tim on at least one show. Hint: pubic hair…)
So, let the links begin:
http://playboyradio.com/shows/ask-the-doc/
http://www.docjohnson.com/askthedocshow
https://www.facebook.com/askthedocshow/app_190322544333196
https://soundcloud.com/ask-the-doc
http://www.podcastchart.com/podcasts/ask-the-doc
https://www.youtube.com/user/DOCJOHNSON1976/featured
https://twitter.com/askthedocshow
Check them out. They are hotter than a ten-dollar laser.
27 Jun 2014 Leave a comment
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Summertime and the living is easy!
Oh the sights, sounds and smells of summer. Scantily clothed people, moans through the screens and the sweet smell of BBQ wafting through the air. Now I know that there is a big divide between charcoal and propane users, however that is not our focus today.
We’re talking BBQ Sex! If you think about it, BBQ is quite a bit like sexual smorgasbord. It has everything for oral, anal and kink. A little back story: While working at my desk this morning my gaze wandered over to my box of Altoids. Many of you are familiar with those “curiously strong mints” and their many uses in sexual matters. Well, thinking how nice they are after having a potent lunch, I thought about BBQ. And if this has never happened to you, sorry but many has been the time when my partner and I have been enjoying grilled ribs with corn on the cob that bones have been thrown to the side, mouths rush together with searching tongues and all fun breaks loose! Nobody worries about garlic breath then, do they?
Marinades are like mental foreplay. They start by soaking things with spices and herbs in preparation of sizzling action. Mental foreplay is usually best when like marinading, it takes place overnight. That gives everyone/thing time to prepare and the hunger grows. Antici………..
Pation.
Physical foreplay is next. Start heating up your grill. So sweet when your meat slides into something firecracker hot. Remind me to send a card to my first wife, she had the hottest I ever experienced. Listen to that meat sizzle. Smells so good. Sounds so good. Can’t wait to put it in your mouth. So let’s do side dishes.
OK, this may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I knew a fine lady who could butter the corn with her tongue. Yes, instead of a knife she used her tongue covered in butter. Sometimes she would use her lips to make sure the butter was spread evenly. 😉 This works equally on all veggies. Asparagus and oh what she could do with roasted potatoes. By this time your BBQ sauce is getting hot and the meat is ready to be turned. I know you want to flip it as many times as possible, but patience grasshopper. Good BBQ takes time, go low and slow.
Time to eat! Maybe you started by tossing some salad. Love tossing salad! Even with dressing already on it. Dig in! Enjoy those grilled potatoes and corn. The ribs are so good that the meat just falls into your mouth and that sauce is bone-sucking good. Always swallow the sauce.
Feel that warmth in your belly? It’s getting good now. Maybe some fresh strawberries (Oxnard strawberries are the best!) and fresh whipped cream. Lick the cream and enjoy that firm, red berry.
Screw it! Toss the food and grab your partner! Make creative use of the BBQ tools. That spatula is great for spanking. Drive that summer experience home and head for the pool!
Amazing what happens in that pool. Right Elaine? Enjoy your summer, enjoy the outdoors and take your fine Doc Johnson sex toys and lubes with you! Oh, we don’t sell Altoids, but try these fine mints which are available at your favorite store.
22 Mar 2013 1 Comment
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Dildos. Vibrators. Soybeans. Tofu. (Well, they are meat substitutes…)
I am talking about the care and maintenance of your Mom’s Best Friend.
We get many questions about what lubricants to use with which toys, so I thought I would run down the list.
UR3:
Lifelike material – Phthalate Free: Use water-based lube. Sure, you could use silicone lube, but be sure to wash that bad boy off right away!
PVC Soft
Bendable – Phthalate Free: Use water-based lube. Yes, you can use silicone too or even Crisco, but wash it up when you finish!
PVC Hard
Non-flexible – Phthalate Free: Any old lube you want to use! Wash afterwards. (Hey! Did you see this one on House of Lies? You HAVE to get Showtime!)
Jelly
Soft – Bendable – Phthalate Free: Use water-based lube!
Silicone:
100% Platinum Cured Silicone: Use water-based lube! Some silicone toys are incompatible with some silicone lubes. Makes them melt. Tread carefully and if you insist on using a silicone based lube, wash, wash, wash right away after use.
Now I didn’t want you guys to feel left out although I know quite a few of you use vibrators and dildos too. So:
Please her, tease her, love her and use her. But you must wash her too! Preferably before you fall asleep…
22 Feb 2013 Leave a comment
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How was your Valentines Day? Did you get any?
C’mon, even married people get laid on Valentines Day. It is practically the law. (Federal law, it is much more than a state thing.)
You didn’t? well, even women get blue balls…
Blue Balls. We Has ‘Em. However, they are the amazing Blooming Ben Wa Balls in the brilliant Black Rose line by Doc Johnson!
If they turn this color, OUCH!
Now that sounds like much more fun, doesn’t it?
Yes, Valentines Day is much like Bondage & Discipline. You always hurt the one you love. And boy, at Doc Johnson do we have some classy ways to do it too. We’ve got everything! Harnesses, cuffs, strap-ons, paddles, whips and other weapons of ass destruction. Spice up your love life. These can be used in any room of the house. This is a very nice selection of products. Wanna see some more pictures? Me too!
So you are probably thinking, “Strap-ons are über-cool! But is that the only thrill available for anal pleasure?”
Fear not my bung-loving lovers. We have some amazing purple butt plugs for you in the very same Black Rose line. (Yes, purple product in Black Rose. Bruises often turn purple before they go black. Won’t tell you exactly how I know, but I’m sure you can find the videos on-line. Can’t you, you little web-monkeys?)
And what’s that? An AMAZING lubricant from Good Old Dr Tim’s research lab! What a wonderful world! Remember: Doc Johnson lubes help you get in and get back out easily, smoothly and with oh so much pleasure!
It is not too late! Since here and now we are alive, go get some of those great Doc Johnson toys and lubes! Show yourself or your significant other(s) how much you care. Tie them up or let yourself be tied up to let your imagination soar. Imagine how you will please your bound beauty. Or how they will please you. Life is good. Seize the Day!
As for Dr Tim? Just keep those cards, letters, pictures and videos coming in! You inspire me. Yes you do. After all, how do you think I test all these lubes and potions? My only thoughts are about you.
And while I am not sure this is what Linda Ronstadt was thinking about when she recorded her album Living in the USA back in 1978, just send me Black Roses…
15 Jan 2013 1 Comment
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Greetings Earthlings! (And a cheerful “Howdy” to all of my off-world fans!)
As you know, Dr Tim takes his job very seriously.
Today as I was studying a trade journal, I ran across an interesting article with a very interesting concept. It seems that a major brand of chips was going to launch some new packaging and they wanted a specific feel to go with it. Here is a short blurb about their strategy:
“…As part of the research process, the corporate team actually partied with consumers in their own homes, versus focus group testing, to immerse themselves in what defines a party. Part of this included observing what resonates with consumers based on the visual influencers in their environment, in addition to what they served, what other brands they identified with, and how they entertained…”
WOW!
Can you see where I am going with this?
In order to help me help you, I am willing to get down with you in your own home, to discover what defines “sex” to you. I will observe what influences your bedroom behaviour, what you use and what items you identify with during sex.
That’s right! You too can have Dr Tim join you in your bedroom in the interest of science! I will lend a hand, steady the ladder and make notes about your preferred lube for butt-fucking, which dildo you like or do you want a strap-on? Do you use any flavoring enhancers during blow jobs or kitty licking? What about rimming? Don’t forget about the rimming!
And there is always Fifty Shades of WHOO-HOO!!! Whip me, beat me, feel me, fuck me, bite me, burn me, cum on my tits and get on with your life!
I will be there for you so that the Mighty Doc Johnson can address your needs even more directly than before…
You will think we designed these toys just for you and you know what? You will be one hundred percent correct.
So let me know if you are ready to enter the world of scientific research. We’ll meet in your bedroom, backroom, garage, alley, dungeon or wherever. I’ll be the one with the lab coat, camcorder and big smile.
It’s on Baby. It’s on!
(Mothers of five-year olds must secure a sitter before actual action ensues…)
21 Dec 2012 Leave a comment
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Ah, the holidays!
What a wonderful time to look back, review your year and make the appropriate adjustments so that the coming year is even better. You become a better person, the type of person you had always hoped that you would be when you grew up. Kind, generous, respected and well-loved.
Time to get nostalgic about family, friends, lost or found loves. Tradition.
Speaking of tradition, WHAT DID YOU GET ME?????
Most of you were nice. Some of you were very naughty. And a few of you were nicely naughty and sent Dr Tim pictures and videos of yourselves using your fine Doc Johnson toys and lubricants! Warms my heart. Truly! No cash, but a warm fuzzy feeling like when she hasn’t shaved for a week or so.
So how was your year? Did you finally find a woman who was “all-access?” Did you find a man who wasn’t threatened by your toys or that strap-on dildo you bought?
My year was great. Here at Doc Johnson we had some very successful shows including a spectacular one at Hustler Hollywood! It was all about the Wonderland.
It was AMAZING!
Other awesome stuff happened too. Great folks getting their body parts molded, like James Deen and Vicky Vette. It was an incredibly exciting year!
And wait until you see 2013! We have new toys and new lubricants coming out that will blow your mind. And help you get blown as well.
I mean, after all, what are the holidays without a heaping dose of holiday sex?
Someone asked the other day if I had a favorite sex toy. Of course I do! It’s Debi Diamond! (A kind gentle soul who is sexy and kinky to the core. Now if I could get her and Christy Canyon at the same time…)
What better gift to give a loved one, or stranger, than a long slow blowjob or maybe some anal sex? Men and women around the globe would love to receive those presents. Many at the same time. Ever been to an out-of-control office party? Like that only everyone keeps their jobs.
And Doc Johnson is there to supply all of your sexual accessories. Your orientation doesn’t matter, we have what you need. All types of dildos, vibrators, masturbators, lubes and lotions. We help make the season bright. Or turn off the lights, we are just happy to be there with you.
So don’t be selfish this season. Give orgasms to everyone you meet. And maybe you will receive a few of your own. No matter the fetish or form, we are here for you.
And like Dr Tim always says, unless he doesn’t, “I don’t judge. I just want to hold the camcorder.”
Merry Christmas everyone! And until next year, enjoy your ho, ho, hos!
29 Oct 2012 Leave a comment
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Morning Troops!
It is a beautiful Monday morning out here in Southern California. I understand there may be a bit of rain Out East, but try to stay dry and warm now. You hear?
So many questions! I do believe that it is time to address a few of them and undress the askers.
Q1. Are sex toys actually useful or are they something to hide behind?
A. Sex toys are very useful. They can help folks expand their sexual repertoire, help them understand desires and assist them score some really great orgasms! Sex toys can help build the trust between couples and get single people through the night. Can you hide behind them? Well I’ve seen some pretty big toys, but none to hide behind! (By the way, Doc Johnson sells sex toys for all tastes, desires and needs. If you need a substitute cock, call the Doc!)
Q2. What about lubricants?
A. Deary, deary me! Lubricants are very helpful and fun! (remember, I make them, Doc Johnson sells them!) Lubricants help folks that want to add different flavors to their favorite partner, lubricate orifices that do not naturally lubricate themselves and are a must when inserting oversize objects or fists. I recommend that you always keep a bottle or two on hand for just such an emergency. When my son was younger, the wife and I would put it on the doorknob. Made it tough for him to turn…
Q3. Can you make semen taste like chocolate?
A. Working on it. If I do, my next blog will be sent from an as of yet undesignated island.
Q4. Do you always think about sex?
A. Well, yes. My job is thinking of ways to enhance your sexual experience. And then turn it into a real thing. Not everyone needs or wants these items, but they are incredibly important to others. Your satisfaction is my business.
Q5. WHich is better for a quickie, oral or anal sex?
A. Dr Tim does not do quickies. If you do not have a couple of hours to play, don’t start with me. However, oral sex is pretty darn good for a quickie. But then again, so is anal or even regular intercourse. There is no best or better. Only you and your partner know what will work for you. Whatever happened to a good old handie now and then?
Q6. Why are strap-ons so popular these days?
A. Beats me! I guess that more and more people are open to the pleasures derived from them. More men have discovered the pleasures of prostate massage and more women have discovered the joy of helping. Of course many same-sex couples use strap-ons as well. Is there anything a strap-on can’t do? Oh yeah, it cannot get you pregnant.
Q7. What about chemicals?
A. What about them?
Q8. Are the chemicals used in sex toys, lubricants and cosmetics bad for you?
A. From the top: Everything is a chemical. Water, air, fruit, flowers, everything. There are only so many elements that we know about in this world and they make up everything.
Q9. Phthalates or parabens ring a bell?
A. Yes. And although many phthalates have been banned around the world, science has not shown any danger from the most popular. They were banned by emotion, not science. Parabens also have a sixty year history of safe use, but they have been taken out of many products due to the public which would rather demand things than learn about them. You forgot to mention BPA. It is in every canned good you have ever purchased. Relax a little. Scientist do not want to poison, you, hurt you or kill you. If we did, who would buy our products? By the way, Doc Johnson does not use phthalates and parabens are being phased out.
Q10. How many licks does it take?
A. Ask Lil’ Kim.
Q11. You think you’re so smart! Why did you pick the Detroit Tigers in the World Series?
A. Shut up.
Well, we are out of time folks! Keep those cards, letters, emails and dirty pictures coming in!
Quantum Cogitation 