05 Aug 2016
by Mystertim
in Adult Performers, Anal Sex, ANME, Butt Sex, cosmetics, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Men, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Personal Lubricants, Safe Sex, sex toys, sexuality, Vibrators
Tags: dildo, Female Sexuality, fetish, GameLink, gay, Male Sexuality, Motley Crew, Motorhead, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on, vibrator
OK, so I am a bit late. Spent way too much time and money at the Annual Newberry Library Book Fair. (http://www.newberry.org/book-fair-blog)
So let’s catch up. Dr Tim is now a free agent in the Sex Toy and Adult Entertainment world. That means you will see things from many different companies featured on my blog. (For transparency sake, no one is paying me or gifting me with anything yet to do my blog. It is a labor of love…)
So, ANME Summer 2016. I was able to attend the Adult Novelty Manufacturers’ Expo (http://www.anmefounders.com/) and had a wonderful time. I saw lots of new toys, saw old friends and made some new ones as well. Top that off with a free lunch and the show was nothing short of miraculous!
Here are some photo highlights:
You may recognize some of the people, but we have Gianna Michaels, Siouxsie Q, Marcelo, a wonderful lady, BUCK ANGEL(!), a picture of Kendra Lust and my dear friend Sunny! Sorry, no pictures of GameLink’s Jeff Dillionaire and other notables. It was quite the party. Here are a few of the cool toys and stuff:
WOW! Doc Johnson and Kink went in together to do some very cool stuff. You will see some of Dr Tim’s products (the Erase Spray will remove magic marker body writing quite easily), a model that shows the optimum areas for butt-paddling so as not to cause serious injury, massage candles, Motorhead and Motley crew vibrators in case you want to bang more than your heads, and app controlled sex toys that also play tunes and have unlock-able achievement levels.
So all in all, a rousing show. Hopefully I will get a Kink fucking machine to test…
10 Aug 2015
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male, Male Sexuality, Men, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, Safe Sex, sex toys, Strap-ons, Uncategorized
Tags: anal sex, Couples sex talk, emotion, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, strap-on, women
Sexting is awesome! Fun, titillating and gives me a reason to not hate having a smartphone.
However, it is also fraught with danger, especially for children. But for adults, a recent study shows so much benefit from nasty texts.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/news/fullstory_154019.html
88% of the folks in the survey admitted to texting. Almost nine out of ten. That is a whole lot of data usage. And it turns out that women tend to send sexts instead of receiving them. Food for thought? And that almost 75% of the respondents exchanged sexts with a committed partner. Warms the heart. As mentioned in the article, perhaps that is one way couples can talk about sex if a face-to-face discussion would be too intense for them. I am certainly in favor for anything that improves communication between partners. With luck, sexting fantasies can make their way into the bedroom, boardroom or even the garage!
As stated in the article, “But greater sexting frequency was linked to greater sexual satisfaction among both men and women, particularly when sexters were in a relationship, the survey found. In fact, with the exception of those who said they were in a “very committed” relationship, couples who sexted more often were more likely to say they were satisfied with their relationship. For those in very committed relationships, sexting made no difference in sexual satisfaction, the study found.
By contrast, sexting had little effect on sexual satisfaction for people who weren’t in relationships. Twenty-six percent of the group described themselves as single, the survey found.”
So for better or for worse, sexting is here to stay.
So how do you feel about sexting? Dr Tim certainly enjoys it. And knowing that those sexts are out there in the cyber universe doesn’t bother me in the least. Oh my goodness, the government might discover that I enjoy sex! Heavens, I feel that I may swoon. And for those of us that work too much and play too little, it seems as that is as close to “afternoon delight” as most of us get these days. In fact, perhaps the mighty Doc Johnson could help make your sexts a little sweeter to your sweetie.
Imagine sending a little something using some of these items:
That will light up their eyes and fire that devious imagination. But then that is probably why you sent them a sext in the first place! Have fun, win awards and as always, keep sending in those naughty sexts and videos. Dr Tim loves each and every one of you!
22 May 2015
by Mystertim
in Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Humanity, Male, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Men, Personal Lubricants, Science
Tags: dildo, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, men, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex, sex toys, sexuality, women
Today’s missive from the bedroom comes to us from the University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston.
Their study discovered that men who consume more caffeine have a lower risk of erectile dysfunction. It worked for obese, overweight and hypertensive men too. (Except diabetics, they are fucked!)
Here you go, check it out: http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0123547
The US Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee’s position is that drinking 3-5 cups of coffee per day reduces the risk of type-2 diabetes and heart disease. Those are two of the biggest baddies related to your not being able to perform.
So how much java do we need? (Programmers need not reply.) The magic number to reduce the possibility of impotence is 2-3 cups per day. Now they did take all the normal sources of caffeine into account including coffee, tea, soda and even sports drinks. No mention of energy drinks though, must have been an oversight. Here are how the numbers break down:
Control Group – 0-7 mg of caffeine daily
Moderate Drinkers – 85-170 mg – 42% less chance of erectile dysfunction
Heavy Drinkers – 171-303 mg – 39% less chance of erectile dysfunction
Bear in mind that a good cup of coffee (K-Cup) has about 120 mg in 8 fluid ounces. If you want to check lots of stuff about caffeine, go to one of my favorite websites http://www.caffeineinformer.com/
It will fill you in on the amount of caffeine in food and drinks, but best of all, click on the tab for caffeine calculator. You type in your favorite drink, your weight and it will tell you how much you can safely drink (based of caffeine content) and also give you the amount you would have to consume for the caffeine to kill you! Loads of laughs.
Here is how they think it works: The caffeine relaxes certain muscles and arteries in the penis which enhances your ability to have an erection by increasing blood flow. So when you are clubbing, throw back some shots of espresso. You’ll be sober, hard and ready for action.
Benefits are three-fold;
You have an excuse to drink up! It’s not that you want the caffeine, you’re doing it for her!
You become a marathon sled dog! No more one and done for you.
You probably won’t fall asleep right after coitus. That may not be a benefit, but it works for her.
Since you’re up, you might as well use some great Doc Johnson products. The two of you will need to lay in a stock of lubricant, strokers and dildos. Good for those long session either together or by yourself. And do we have some cool stuff for you.
That’s the big one too!
Vicky Vette – Sweet Lady – D*mn hot fuck!
So grab a cup o’Joe and he will probably give you cup-full!
24 Mar 2015
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Male, Male Sexuality, Men, sexuality, Women
Tags: Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Psychology, sexuality, women
Presented for your approval: Two studies from the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
1. Exercise helps men’s sex life.
2. Sleep helps increase feminine arousal.
Let’s see by show of hands who wasn’t aware of these findings. Only a few of you? Good.
Men: Get off your ass and exercise. Those with 2 or more hours of strenuous exercise, 3.5 hours of moderate exercise or 6 hours of light exercise a week more easily attained erections, stayed hard longer, had better orgasms and more frequent sexual activity. Hmm, who would have thought that having a toned, fit body increased your sex life?
Women: Apparently each extra hour of sleep you gets may increase the likelihood of sex by 14% the next day. A well-rested woman is a sexy woman indeed. She feels it, you feel it and everyone gets happy. Who knew? I’ve been putting women to sleep in bed for years and never knew it was increasing my chances. Guys, if she is sleeping, let her sleep! You will probably get lucky in the morning.
But what chaps my hide is that I have to bust ass on the stair master while she gets to keep snoozing. Next thing they’ll tell me is that beef jerky is not an aphrodisiac. Though I find a spicy dinner puts a warmth in the lower belly that ignites the flame.
Work out, get enough sleep and eat good healthy stuff. Do I really need to be telling you any of this? (Oh yeah, buy stuff from Doc Johnson. Daddy needs some Cajun alligator jerky!)
05 Feb 2015
by Mystertim
in Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Men, sexuality, Women
Tags: Couples sex talk, female sex organs, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, men, sex
18 Apr 2014
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Male, Male Sexuality, Men, Physiology, Premature Ejaculation, Psychology, Science
Tags: Male Sexuality, men, orgasm, Premature Ejaculation, Psychology, Science
Did you ever want to be a marathon sled dog in the sack? Of course you did. We all did. There is hope.
There was a presentation of a small study at the European Congress of Urology in Stockholm recently. Turns out that there may be something you can do in the privacy of your own home to increase your stamina in bed. Exercise. Yep, exercise.
In the study were 40 men, aged 19-46, with lifelong premature ejaculation. They followed a 12 week program of exercising their floor pelvic muscles. And guess what happened.
After the three months, the period of time to reach ejaculation increased from 32 seconds to 2.5 minutes! That is astounding. That gave them 4.6 times longer to enjoy lovemaking with their significant other.
Think about that for a second. These men went from your basic “in-out-done” to a much more intimate sexual relationship. One where there was time to gaze into eyes, call out names several times or re-weave their hair from behind. Can you imagine the psychological impact of this?
Think of the increase in self-confidence. That man can now enjoy his life better, improve his relationship, get a raise and be who he always thought he could be. And that is a d*mn sexy trait in men.
You see, if someone could ease one of their biggest disappointments in life, the world opens up to him. Now pelvic floor exercises have been used to improve incontinence in men for years. Especially after prostate surgery. But they had never really tried them for premature ejaculation, well, not for anyone that suffered from it for a long time. Great stuff.
I certainly hope when they publish and can run larger studies that this will hold true.
Now Doc Johnson, amazing company that it is, cannot help you exercise. You gotta do that on your own buddy. However, when you are not in the gym, we can help delay your premature ejaculation as well.
These are what the FDA calls “Male Genital Desensitizers.” Using benzocaine, it will decrease the amount of stimulation you feel through your penis. That should really help you out in the interim.
Just apply to the underside of the head of your penis, wait a second or two, then proceed with your business. I don’t care who you are sticking it to, but hopefully this will make the encounter more fun for both of you.
Here are a couple links about how you can start doing these exercises today:
http://www.webmd.com/men/pelvic-floor-kegel-exercises-for-men
http://www.askthetrainer.com/pelvic-floor-exercises-for-men/
Remember kids, stay in school and the gym! And keep those cards, letters, naughty pictures and videos coming in!
15 Nov 2013
by Mystertim
in Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Male, Male Sexuality, Men, Psychology
Tags: female sex organs, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, men, Psychology
Cunt.
There it is, right out in front of everyone. Now, it “cunt” a good word or a bad word? There are examples of both.
Good: I’d call you a cunt, but you don’t have the depth or warmth.
Bad: A cunt is a life support system for a pussy.
Discuss.
Dr. Tim loves cunts. I don’t care if you call them vaginas, pussies, beavers, bearded clams, hot pockets, twats or purses. No muff too tough! That’s my motto.
Now this doesn’t have anything to do with the topics, but spell check wanted me to change pussies to Aussies. What the heck! I love them too!
And for all your sexual vaginal needs, buy Doc Johnson Products. Because we think about your pussy all day!
24 May 2013
by Mystertim
in Doc Johnson, Memorial Day, Men, Women
Tags: Memorial Day, men, women
Thank you for your service!
The Memorial Day weekend looms before us. Great sales on cars, furniture, everything we need! And talk about the BBQ, it is the official kick-off day to prepare that grill and cook up your favorite vegetables and meats.
Great fun really, but that is just the frosting on the day.
Memorial Day is when we remember the men and women who overcame adversity and offered theirs lives for the rest of us. Whether you agree with the conflicts, wars or whatever you want to call them, our soldiers stood tall.
This weekend, let’s stand for them.
Enjoy your BBQ, get a great deal on something, but never forget that freedom is not free. Not then, not now. Hopefully someday it will, but until then, we stand ready.
G-d bless you all.
18 May 2012
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Male, Male Sexuality, Men, Oral Sex, Psychology, sex toys, sexuality, Strap-ons, Vibrators, Women
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, Couples sex talk, dildo, emotion, fellatio, Female Sexuality, gay, Lesbian, Male Sexuality, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, sex, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on, vibrator, women
Do you know the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
A Slut will sleep with anyone A Bitch will sleep with anyone but me!
Let’s talk about Sluts. I love them. Seems like these days, people are into slut shaming. You know the drill, someone is doing the Walk of Shame so you start whispering behind their back, making snarky comments on social networks, checking out their naughty blogs and then sneaking off to rub one out. (Go ahead! It is still National Masturbation Month!)
Jealous much?
Sluts are very special people and need to be treated with understanding and tender loving care. They cannot help themselves, they must share their joy with everyone who has need. Sex is joy And engaging in sex completes the circuit which brings the spirit if ever so briefly as close to Heaven/Nirvana/Valhalla/Fill in the Blank as one can be while still living.
They see sex differently than most. To a Slut, sex is an open expression of love. It is fun. It is something to be shared. And they share it with just about anyone who requests it properly. Depending on the circumstances, properly may be anything from “Stroll with me beneath the moonlight and mayhap we will make a communal offering to the Great Spirit.” to “Meet me behind the dumpster!”
There was a story of a young Dali lama who was asked to cast a woman out for being a slut. She was accused of seducing men, women and all living things. When the Dali lama arrived, he found everyone waiting in line. There was no fighting, pushing or trash talk. And when he walked up to the young lady he could see that her beauty and love outshone the sun. How could he cast out someone whose only crime was that she had been created with such beauty and generosity?
Something to think about people. Much of the evil in this world would not happen if everyone was getting laid. Sluts are the great equalizer. If everyone could be open and honest about their sexual feelings. They could be acted upon and a lot of tension would disappear. Anyone could be a slut, you could be male, female, trans, whatever. There is a Slut for everyone out there.
Oral sex sluts, anal sex sluts, gay sluts, lesbian sluts, sex toy sluts, why there is a whole world of sluttery (or should I say, sluttiosity) out there for you. By the way, don’t forget to pick up your Official Doc Johnson Lubes, Toys and Stuff. Even Sluts need a break now and then.
So what about Whores?
I love them too. Everyone needs to get paid. However, there is a good chance that a Whore has lost their way in drugs, or is being forced into prostitution or is so burned out that they no longer feel the joy. This is a tough old world. However, if more Sluts came out of their closet, fewer Whores would be necessary. In fact, Sluts can put Whores out of business!
But as I said, Sluts need understanding and love. Their hearts can be very tender and to misuse their gifts is what can change a sweet slut into a bitter person. Treat your Slut kindly. And if the Slut around, please understand, their gift is too great to keep to themselves. If they are taking care of your needs, let them fly free. They will come back.
Don’t shame the slut. Worship the Slut.
13 Dec 2011
by Mystertim
in Christmas, Humanity, Men, Women
Tags: Jabba, men, Psychology, Santa, Star Wars, Transexual, women
Many people ask me questions.
You wouldn’t believe the things they ask of me. Well, some of you would. If you are a regular reader of this blog, well you are probably almost as unshockable as me. I can be surprised, but not easily shocked.
Some people actually remember me back in my younger days, before home computers, cell phones or pocket calculators. Yes, Dr Tim still has a slide rule and knows how to use it!
So these folks say, “Dr Tim, you used to be a funny guy. Did you ever do celebrity impressions?”
I have one. Only one and I only perform it in December. But for all of you who asked, actually, nobody asked. But they shouldn’t have to ask! I am just that kind of guy.
You don’t have to thank me, but you do have to click on the link below:
http://youtu.be/X3az_q4WFI0
Don’t forget to tip your waitresses! (But be careful, you have to pay them when they get back up…)
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