88% of the folks in the survey admitted to texting. Almost nine out of ten. That is a whole lot of data usage. And it turns out that women tend to send sexts instead of receiving them. Food for thought? And that almost 75% of the respondents exchanged sexts with a committed partner. Warms the heart. As mentioned in the article, perhaps that is one way couples can talk about sex if a face-to-face discussion would be too intense for them. I am certainly in favor for anything that improves communication between partners. With luck, sexting fantasies can make their way into the bedroom, boardroom or even the garage!
As stated in the article, “But greater sexting frequency was linked to greater sexual satisfaction among both men and women, particularly when sexters were in a relationship, the survey found. In fact, with the exception of those who said they were in a “very committed” relationship, couples who sexted more often were more likely to say they were satisfied with their relationship. For those in very committed relationships, sexting made no difference in sexual satisfaction, the study found.
By contrast, sexting had little effect on sexual satisfaction for people who weren’t in relationships. Twenty-six percent of the group described themselves as single, the survey found.”
So for better or for worse, sexting is here to stay.
So how do you feel about sexting? Dr Tim certainly enjoys it. And knowing that those sexts are out there in the cyber universe doesn’t bother me in the least. Oh my goodness, the government might discover that I enjoy sex! Heavens, I feel that I may swoon. And for those of us that work too much and play too little, it seems as that is as close to “afternoon delight” as most of us get these days. In fact, perhaps the mighty Doc Johnson could help make your sexts a little sweeter to your sweetie.
Imagine sending a little something using some of these items:
That will light up their eyes and fire that devious imagination. But then that is probably why you sent them a sext in the first place! Have fun, win awards and as always, keep sending in those naughty sexts and videos. Dr Tim loves each and every one of you!
Today I want to clue you in on a little secret. Doc Johnson has a radio show!
Sadly it does not star yours truly, but is instead helmed by Chad and Sunny.
You never know what will happen!
These two fun folks are the Creative Director and Head of Marketing, respectively. And they are a blast. Sweet, sexy, nasty and knowledgable. (You decide whom is which.) They talk about sex stuff, interview experts, adult stars and make some cute videos. Oh, they also take phone comments. (You can hear Dr Tim on at least one show. Hint: pubic hair…)
Oh the sights, sounds and smells of summer. Scantily clothed people, moans through the screens and the sweet smell of BBQ wafting through the air. Now I know that there is a big divide between charcoal and propane users, however that is not our focus today.
We’re talking BBQ Sex! If you think about it, BBQ is quite a bit like sexual smorgasbord. It has everything for oral, anal and kink. A little back story: While working at my desk this morning my gaze wandered over to my box of Altoids. Many of you are familiar with those “curiously strong mints” and their many uses in sexual matters. Well, thinking how nice they are after having a potent lunch, I thought about BBQ. And if this has never happened to you, sorry but many has been the time when my partner and I have been enjoying grilled ribs with corn on the cob that bones have been thrown to the side, mouths rush together with searching tongues and all fun breaks loose! Nobody worries about garlic breath then, do they?
Marinades are like mental foreplay. They start by soaking things with spices and herbs in preparation of sizzling action. Mental foreplay is usually best when like marinading, it takes place overnight. That gives everyone/thing time to prepare and the hunger grows. Antici………..
Pation.
Physical foreplay is next. Start heating up your grill. So sweet when your meat slides into something firecracker hot. Remind me to send a card to my first wife, she had the hottest I ever experienced. Listen to that meat sizzle. Smells so good. Sounds so good. Can’t wait to put it in your mouth. So let’s do side dishes.
OK, this may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I knew a fine lady who could butter the corn with her tongue. Yes, instead of a knife she used her tongue covered in butter. Sometimes she would use her lips to make sure the butter was spread evenly. 😉 This works equally on all veggies. Asparagus and oh what she could do with roasted potatoes. By this time your BBQ sauce is getting hot and the meat is ready to be turned. I know you want to flip it as many times as possible, but patience grasshopper. Good BBQ takes time, go low and slow.
Time to eat! Maybe you started by tossing some salad. Love tossing salad! Even with dressing already on it. Dig in! Enjoy those grilled potatoes and corn. The ribs are so good that the meat just falls into your mouth and that sauce is bone-sucking good. Always swallow the sauce.
Feel that warmth in your belly? It’s getting good now. Maybe some fresh strawberries (Oxnard strawberries are the best!) and fresh whipped cream. Lick the cream and enjoy that firm, red berry.
Screw it! Toss the food and grab your partner! Make creative use of the BBQ tools. That spatula is great for spanking. Drive that summer experience home and head for the pool!
Amazing what happens in that pool. Right Elaine? Enjoy your summer, enjoy the outdoors and take your fine Doc Johnson sex toys and lubes with you! Oh, we don’t sell Altoids, but try these fine mints which are available at your favorite store.
So there I was, reading the National Institute of Health updates and saw a bit about Healthy Sexuality. You know me, I clicked the link which took me to a video put out by the American Society of Reproductive Medicine. Nice website and great videos that cover so many of the basic questions people have about sexuality.
Remember: This site is about the mechanics of sex and while they have passing mentions of sexualities other that heterosexuality, it is about how our bits work for reproduction. There is a lot about infertility.
Copy and paste if your browser won’t let you click it.
Because while we at Doc Johnson love all of the fun and games, we want you to be happy, healthy and loving your life. (And buy all of your toys/lubes from us!)
How I love when science moves towards filling our expectations. I mean, sure it is 2014 and I don’t have a flying car yet, but this is almost as good.
Seems that scientists in the US have patented an implant that would give women an orgasm at the touch of a button. I know, right? There is a lot of orgasmic dysfunction out there in the world and many women have problems reaching climax. Any number of issues can cause this problem. One of them, apparently, is that with similar physical responses women can confuse arousal with fear which makes them want to avoid the situation. Therapy is available, but guess what, Valium can delay orgasm. Who knew? We could talk about the causes of orgasmic dysfunction until the cows come home and still not have scratched the surface.
So let’s move on to the discovery. A North Carolina surgeon, Stuart Meloy, got the idea when he was performing a spinal pain-relief operation on a woman. The patient stays alert during the operation so that the surgeon can plant the electrodes in the best position. Apparently he found her sweet spot as she orgasmed on the operating table. Clinical trails should begin later this year.
Dr. Meloy began working with Medtronic and developed the device. Right now, it is just smaller than a pack of cigarettes and would be implanted in the buttocks. Then you get a nifty remote to trigger it. This is just as invasive as getting a pacemaker, so they would like to limit it to extreme cases.
Like that’s going to happen. He also wants to program it to limit how much it can be used. Not gonna happen either. If it is successful, they will become as popular as breast implants. Everyone is going to want one. I imagine as time goes on, the device will get smaller and smaller and be much easier to obtain. Who wouldn’t want Orgasms on Tap? And can you imagine unending multiple orgasms? Some women will never get out of bed again!
They haven’t tested it on men yet, but expect similar results.
What do you think? Aid or the end of humanity? Everyone should have orgasms, but they are more fun together. Let’s keep hooking up people! And while you are doing that, I will be trying to figure out how to get Doc Johnson’s name on that thing. Or at least the universal remote…
I love women’s clothes. There, it is out in the open now. Think what you want, but now we can move into our conversation for today.
So, what are you wearing? Oh yeah, Baby! You know what Daddy likes!
Clothing and sexuality have a close-knit relationship. (See what I did there?) The way you dress expresses the way you see yourself to others. That outfit tells us how you are feeling and what you need. Men and women get a real clue. If you have the strength to walk into a party wearing a full-length tiger-print silk sheath and high heels, you will run the show.
Let’s talk t-shirts. I love t-shirts. I especially love them when a woman is wearing one. Wearing a t-shirt lets us know that she is feeling secure. A secure woman is a sexy woman. There is this Blonde with Major Boobage with whom I have frequent meetings that knocks me out when she wears a t-shirt. I wish she didn’t wear a bra with it as well, but you can’t always get what you want. In fact, when I mentioned to her that the bra was unnecessary, she told me it was.
“I know you, Dr Tim. If I didn’t wear a bra you would just happen by with a bucket of cold water that just might accidentally spill in my direction.”
She was right. I wanted to test that theory, but she would have none of it and I would get none of it either. *SIGH*
You know what else I have a clothes fetish for? Fuzzy sweaters. Oh man, big soft boobs encased in a layer of warm, fuzzy, snuggly wonderfulness. It makes a grown man leak. Puddles, not just caused by women! Now I know what you might be thinking.
“Dr Tim! When are you going to discuss sexy lingerie?”
Just a moment. Keep your pants on. Well at least keep them on up to your knees…
There is something else I wanted to discuss about t-shirts. They can hide many fascinating experiences. Have you ever lifted up a woman’s t-shirt and found a strap-on underneath? Never saw it coming did you? Neither did I, but baby, what a ride! (By the way, Doc Johnson sells all types of strap-ons, harnesses, dildos, lubricants, just everything you would need! Buy some today!)
Another great thing about t-shirts is their flexibility! Say you were on a picnic in the woods and your lady is feeling the need for anal sex. You can twist and pull on that t-shirt while trying to stay on for 8 seconds and it will look JUST FINE when the two of you are finished! We need more clothes like this! Or after a sloppy blowjob or muff dive at home, that t-shirt can be thrown into the laundry without any fuss or muss. T-shirts – The world’s perfect clothing item?
OK, sexy lingerie. I knew a fine young lady in college with Colossal Boobage who would opine, “Dr Tim. (Actually I was just Mr Tim back then.) I love the feel and how I look in my sexy lingerie, but I never get to wear it long when men are around.” I wanted to test that theory. She had a lot of it and I got a lot of it too! I still smile when I think of her. (When she invited me to her wedding, her soon-to-be husband uninvited me and reminded me that the ushers and groomsmen were his brothers and cousins.)
I always did have a way with women that other men hated.
Does all of this make Dr Tim anti-nudity? Of course not. I’m just saying that the clothes make the woman or man. And hopefully we will get to make you too!
We have so little to cover and so much time to do it. Wait, scratch that. Reverse it. Moving on…
First – Dr Adam Ostrzenski, of the Institute of Gynocology in St Petersburg, Florida claims to have found the actual G-Spot! You may have heard about this on the news, but let’s look a bit closer, shall we? Whatever he found, it is causing huge waves in the medical and sexual health fields. Doctors are lining up on both sides of the debate. You see, one side says, “Hooray! Another clue to the mystery!” while the other proclaims, “The G-Spot is not real! Stop trying to make women into sexual robots who respond to physical impulses!”
Tough room. The doctor claims that not only is this very small cluster of grape-like pods in a sac the g-spot, but that it can rupture or weaken most likely during labor trauma. So it seems that having kids could really dent your sexual desire. Regardless, he only found this in one woman, 84 years old. As we do know, every woman is different. The g-spot may be large or small or even non-existent. The problem is that humans tend to get caught up in the whirlwind of “OMG, I Must Be Dysfunctional.” Not only that, it only measured 8.1 mm by 1.5-3.6 mm by 0.4 mm. Harder to find than the clitoris! (Which is not hard to find at all! See: https://quantumcogitation.com/2008/10/15/the-amazing-clitoris/)
So what are you going to do? This is where Synchronicity happens:
It is National Masturbation Month!!!!!
So let’s go exploring! Let’s break out our Official Doc Johnson Lubricant and Official Doc Johnson Toys and go spelunking. We have all sorts of toys and gizmos to reach everyplace you have thought of and several that you haven’t. If you need some masturbation tips, please refer to these wonderful columns:
But first some important news: There is nothing wrong with you if you cannot locate your G-Spot. Some women are much more sensitive than others and every woman is different. I would hate it if you were all the same. So take your time. Explore yourself alone or with a special friend. The goal is not finding the g-spot. The goal is your feeling good, having fun and feeling fulfilled. Each of you is special and I love you dearly for it. Relax, don’t worry. Masturbate yourself to bliss!
Other Breaking News:
A recent study shows that men think about Sex, Food and Sleep. In that order. Can you say “DUH!” How can I get paid to conduct these studies. (Point of difference: The study was done with college aged men between 18-25. I am a bit older and my order is Food, Drink, WOMAN, Sleep…)
Yet another study published in The American Journal of Medicine states that with many older women, sex gets better as they age. I am still not surprised. Older women know what works for them and how to achieve satisfaction. Like I mentioned earlier, it is all about your satisfaction. Satisfied women are happy women. Happy women (come in California) make happy men. Let’s do this people!
And finally: the FDA approves a new drug for the treatment of erectile dysfunction! Huzzah! Men suffering from ED need to masturbate too! It is called Stendra and should be taken 30 minutes before sexual activity. It is also a PDE5, so all the same warnings about nitrates, vision, hearing, etc, etc, etc.
Thanks for visiting! Now wash your hands and let’s go get something to eat!
Let’s see a show of hands, who understands how a woman’s mind works?
Nope, nobody. Knew that going in but I had to ask.
However, we do know what is going on in a woman’s mind as she climaxes!
Well, not to the specific thoughts she is having of Antonio Banderas, George Clooney or Dr Tim (people get us confused sometimes) but we do know what parts of her brain are stimulated during orgasm. (Hope she used Sasha’s Love Spit Lube by Doc Johnson! It is AWESOME!)
Barry Komisaruk and his team at Rutgers University, New Jersey did a brain scan on a woman stimulating herself to orgasm in an MRI machine.
Quantum Cogitation 