OK. I admit it.
I love women’s clothes. There, it is out in the open now. Think what you want, but now we can move into our conversation for today.
So, what are you wearing? Oh yeah, Baby! You know what Daddy likes!
Clothing and sexuality have a close-knit relationship. (See what I did there?) The way you dress expresses the way you see yourself to others. That outfit tells us how you are feeling and what you need. Men and women get a real clue. If you have the strength to walk into a party wearing a full-length tiger-print silk sheath and high heels, you will run the show.
Let’s talk t-shirts. I love t-shirts. I especially love them when a woman is wearing one. Wearing a t-shirt lets us know that she is feeling secure. A secure woman is a sexy woman. There is this Blonde with Major Boobage with whom I have frequent meetings that knocks me out when she wears a t-shirt. I wish she didn’t wear a bra with it as well, but you can’t always get what you want. In fact, when I mentioned to her that the bra was unnecessary, she told me it was.
“I know you, Dr Tim. If I didn’t wear a bra you would just happen by with a bucket of cold water that just might accidentally spill in my direction.”
She was right. I wanted to test that theory, but she would have none of it and I would get none of it either. *SIGH*
You know what else I have a clothes fetish for? Fuzzy sweaters. Oh man, big soft boobs encased in a layer of warm, fuzzy, snuggly wonderfulness. It makes a grown man leak. Puddles, not just caused by women! Now I know what you might be thinking.
“Dr Tim! When are you going to discuss sexy lingerie?”
Just a moment. Keep your pants on. Well at least keep them on up to your knees…
There is something else I wanted to discuss about t-shirts. They can hide many fascinating experiences. Have you ever lifted up a woman’s t-shirt and found a strap-on underneath? Never saw it coming did you? Neither did I, but baby, what a ride! (By the way, Doc Johnson sells all types of strap-ons, harnesses, dildos, lubricants, just everything you would need! Buy some today!)
Another great thing about t-shirts is their flexibility! Say you were on a picnic in the woods and your lady is feeling the need for anal sex. You can twist and pull on that t-shirt while trying to stay on for 8 seconds and it will look JUST FINE when the two of you are finished! We need more clothes like this! Or after a sloppy blowjob or muff dive at home, that t-shirt can be thrown into the laundry without any fuss or muss. T-shirts – The world’s perfect clothing item?
OK, sexy lingerie. I knew a fine young lady in college with Colossal Boobage who would opine, “Dr Tim. (Actually I was just Mr Tim back then.) I love the feel and how I look in my sexy lingerie, but I never get to wear it long when men are around.” I wanted to test that theory. She had a lot of it and I got a lot of it too! I still smile when I think of her. (When she invited me to her wedding, her soon-to-be husband uninvited me and reminded me that the ushers and groomsmen were his brothers and cousins.)
I always did have a way with women that other men hated.
Does all of this make Dr Tim anti-nudity? Of course not. I’m just saying that the clothes make the woman or man. And hopefully we will get to make you too!
Just don’t get me started about shoes!
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