Science + Love = Looking and Feeling Great!
30 May 2013 Leave a comment
in Anatomy, Breasts, Doc Johnson, Female, Physiology, Science Tags: boobs, female sex organs, female stimulation, Hooters, Portable Pillows, Tits, women
OK folks, this may just be a wonderful fantasy, but here it is:
Squeezing boobs may prevent breast cancer.
http://www.mnn.com/health/fitness-well-being/stories/squeeze-breasts-to-fight-cancer-study-says
The real report:
http://newscenter.berkeley.edu/2012/12/17/malignant-breast-cells-grow-normally-when-compressed/
Therefore, I hereby volunteer Dr Tim’s services for all ladies interested in preventative medicine.
All sizes welcome…
24 May 2013 Leave a comment
in Doc Johnson, Memorial Day, Men, Women Tags: Memorial Day, men, women
Thank you for your service!
The Memorial Day weekend looms before us. Great sales on cars, furniture, everything we need! And talk about the BBQ, it is the official kick-off day to prepare that grill and cook up your favorite vegetables and meats.
Great fun really, but that is just the frosting on the day.
Memorial Day is when we remember the men and women who overcame adversity and offered theirs lives for the rest of us. Whether you agree with the conflicts, wars or whatever you want to call them, our soldiers stood tall.
This weekend, let’s stand for them.
Enjoy your BBQ, get a great deal on something, but never forget that freedom is not free. Not then, not now. Hopefully someday it will, but until then, we stand ready.
G-d bless you all.
17 May 2013 Leave a comment
in Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Personal Lubricants Tags: Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, masturbation, orgasm, Personal Lubricants
Here we are with May more than half over and I haven’t even talked about Masturbation Month! (Been too busy practicing…)
That’s not true. I am actually a professional at it now and don’t need to practice. But if you believe the athletic drink commercials on the television, then you know that even the pros log endless hours honing their craft. And if masturbation was on Olympic event, I would certainly take home the gold. Probably with sticky hands. (Countless hours honing my log)
Relax men. Doc Johnson and good old Dr Tim are here to help.
We have everything you need to get it on, get it off and clean up.
Like to have your balls tugged while you jack off? We’ve got you covered.
Grabs those nuts and holds ’em right!
Or maybe you like to have your shaft caressed but keep that dick head free for “other” fun?
Go ahead, add some clothespins to the head.
Maybe, you would like to cum in a pornstar’s mouth?
Vicky Vette – Sweet Lady – D*mn hot fuck!
I’m telling you. We have masturbators shaped like lips, pussy and asshole. Some of your favorite adult film stars and some more abstract shapes.
Dig those curves!
If you want to stick you dick in it, Doc Johnson has it.
Men, women, trannies, light or dark, we have you covered. Pick something, stick your dick in it and stroke away the night.
Don’t forget the lube!
Water-based but feels like silicone!
Whether you are using a toy or your hand, lube it up! No one likes a friction-burned cock. Well, OK, some people do, but they have their own thing going on.
May is Masturbation Month. And if you are so inspired, go here: http://masturbate-a-thon.com/. Get your pledge forms filled out and participate!
Who said that jerking off was a waste of time?
Quantum Cogitation 