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The Merry Month of May (or, Get a Grip on Yourself!)

Here we are with May more than half over and I haven’t even talked about Masturbation Month!  (Been too busy practicing…)

That’s not true.  I am actually a professional at it now and don’t need to practice.  But if you believe the athletic drink commercials on the television, then you know that even the pros log endless hours honing their craft.  And if masturbation was on Olympic event, I would certainly take home the gold.  Probably with sticky hands.  (Countless hours honing my log)

Relax men.  Doc Johnson and good old Dr Tim are here to help.

We have everything you need to get it on, get it off and clean up.

Like to have your balls tugged while you jack off?  We’ve got you covered.

Grabs those nuts and holds 'em right!

Grabs those nuts and holds ’em right!

Or maybe you like to have your shaft caressed but keep that dick head free for “other” fun?

Go ahead, add some clothespins to the head.

Go ahead, add some clothespins to the head.

Maybe, you would like to cum in a pornstar’s mouth?

Vicky Vette - Sweet Lady - D*mn hot fuck!

Vicky Vette – Sweet Lady – D*mn hot fuck!

I’m telling you.  We have masturbators shaped like lips, pussy and asshole.  Some of your favorite adult film stars and some more abstract shapes.

Dig those curves!

Dig those curves!

If you want to stick you dick in it, Doc Johnson has it.

3401_02_bu 5350_01_BX_FR 5410_01_BU_D2 5542_06_BU_D1Men, women, trannies, light or dark, we have you covered.  Pick something, stick your dick in it and stroke away the night.

Don’t forget the lube!

Water-based but feels like silicone!

Water-based but feels like silicone!

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Whether you are using a toy or your hand, lube it up!  No one likes a friction-burned cock.  Well, OK, some people do, but they have their own thing going on.

May is Masturbation Month.  And if you are so inspired, go here: http://masturbate-a-thon.com/.  Get your pledge forms filled out and participate!

Who said that jerking off was a waste of time?

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