03 Feb 2017
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, Breasts, Couples Sexuality, Female, Female Sexuality, Humanity, Medical, Physiology, Safe Sex, sexuality, Women
Tags: Couples sex talk, emotion, female sex organs, Female Sexuality, Psychology, Science, sex, sexuality, women
I’m baaack!
Today is February 3rd, or Wear Red Day promoting heart health for women. Serious stuff! Now you can skip my rambling and go to http://www.fda.gov/ForConsumers/ByAudience/ForWomen/WomensHealthTopics/ucm117974.htm and check it out for yourself.
For your convenience, you can find the information in 18 different languages here: http://www.fda.gov/ForConsumers/ByAudience/ForWomen/FreePublications/ucm126287.htm
There are four basic tenets:
- Eat a heart healthy diet. Basically low salt/sodium, limit trans fats and cut back on sugar. Stuff we all know how to do, but rarely practice. (Guilty!)
- Manage your health conditions. If you have high cholesterol, blood pressure, diabetic problems. Get on the wagon and take care of them. These can lead to heart problems. Take your medications and follow your doctor’s advice.
- Get the facts about aspirin. Taking a daily aspirin for preventing heart attacks and strokes is not right for everyone. So talk to your doctor. That way you can dial in the appropriate dosage, etc. And remember to remind them of any other medications you are taking. I know your doctor should know, but we cannot remember everything all the time.
- Know the signs of a heart attack. Men and women can have different symptoms, so be sure you go over the links I posted above. Also, check out this video that Elizabeth Banks did a few years ago. She had a heart attack in real life. https://youtu.be/t7wmPWTnDbE
Fine. That’s under your chest. Now let’s go downstairs. (I am great at foreplay!)
Pelvic Inflammatory Disease: An estimated 2.5 million women have an often symptomless infection of the urinary tract that can lead to infertility and lasting abdominal pain. The infection can be cured however, if left untreated long enough, the physical damage may be permanent. PID is a complication of a previous sexually transmitted disease or STD. https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/66/wr/mm6603a3.htm
Yes, we are talking about everybody’s friends chlamydia and gonorrhea. Around 1.5 million cases of chlamydia and 400,000 cases of gonorrhea were reported in 2015. That’s reported, and we know that not everyone reports their health situations. Here’s the thing: these diseases often do not show symptoms and can go undiagnosed and untreated. Now if that leads to PID:
“Pelvic inflammatory disease symptoms may include persistent abdominal pain, fever, abnormal vaginal discharge, or pain or bleeding during sexual intercourse. PID poses long-term hazards such as infertility, chronic pelvic pain and ectopic pregnancy. Ectopic pregnancies occur when an embryo implants in the fallopian tube instead of the uterus.
No single test can diagnose PID, so doctors often rely on symptom reporting. But PID often doesn’t cause symptoms. “That’s one of the scariest things because you may not know it’s even happening,” she said.” https://medlineplus.gov/news/fullstory_163399.html
Your background doesn’t matter. If you are sexually active, get tested every year or as often as your insurance will pay for it. (Adult actors test every month!) Because the more active you are with different partners, the bigger your risk. Make sure that use condoms or other barrier protections. It is a rough world out there.
So that was a very romantic and sexy return for Quantum Cogitation. But ladies, take care of yourselves. You cannot make a difference if you are not around. Plus, I still think I have a shot with you! Are you a beaver? Cuz, Dam!
I will be back more often so please keep sending those cards, letters, photos and videos coming.
10 Aug 2015
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male, Male Sexuality, Men, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, Safe Sex, sex toys, Strap-ons, Uncategorized
Tags: anal sex, Couples sex talk, emotion, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, strap-on, women
Sexting is awesome! Fun, titillating and gives me a reason to not hate having a smartphone.
However, it is also fraught with danger, especially for children. But for adults, a recent study shows so much benefit from nasty texts.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/news/fullstory_154019.html
88% of the folks in the survey admitted to texting. Almost nine out of ten. That is a whole lot of data usage. And it turns out that women tend to send sexts instead of receiving them. Food for thought? And that almost 75% of the respondents exchanged sexts with a committed partner. Warms the heart. As mentioned in the article, perhaps that is one way couples can talk about sex if a face-to-face discussion would be too intense for them. I am certainly in favor for anything that improves communication between partners. With luck, sexting fantasies can make their way into the bedroom, boardroom or even the garage!
As stated in the article, “But greater sexting frequency was linked to greater sexual satisfaction among both men and women, particularly when sexters were in a relationship, the survey found. In fact, with the exception of those who said they were in a “very committed” relationship, couples who sexted more often were more likely to say they were satisfied with their relationship. For those in very committed relationships, sexting made no difference in sexual satisfaction, the study found.
By contrast, sexting had little effect on sexual satisfaction for people who weren’t in relationships. Twenty-six percent of the group described themselves as single, the survey found.”
So for better or for worse, sexting is here to stay.
So how do you feel about sexting? Dr Tim certainly enjoys it. And knowing that those sexts are out there in the cyber universe doesn’t bother me in the least. Oh my goodness, the government might discover that I enjoy sex! Heavens, I feel that I may swoon. And for those of us that work too much and play too little, it seems as that is as close to “afternoon delight” as most of us get these days. In fact, perhaps the mighty Doc Johnson could help make your sexts a little sweeter to your sweetie.
Imagine sending a little something using some of these items:
That will light up their eyes and fire that devious imagination. But then that is probably why you sent them a sext in the first place! Have fun, win awards and as always, keep sending in those naughty sexts and videos. Dr Tim loves each and every one of you!
01 May 2015
by Mystertim
in Adult Performers, Anal Sex, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, sexuality, Strap-ons, Vibrators
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, Couples sex talk, dildo, fellatio, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, gay, Lesbian, Male Sexuality, masturbation, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on, vibrator
Greetings oh mighty tantric warriors!
Today I want to clue you in on a little secret. Doc Johnson has a radio show!
Sadly it does not star yours truly, but is instead helmed by Chad and Sunny.
You never know what will happen!
These two fun folks are the Creative Director and Head of Marketing, respectively. And they are a blast. Sweet, sexy, nasty and knowledgable. (You decide whom is which.) They talk about sex stuff, interview experts, adult stars and make some cute videos. Oh, they also take phone comments. (You can hear Dr Tim on at least one show. Hint: pubic hair…)
So, let the links begin:
http://playboyradio.com/shows/ask-the-doc/
http://www.docjohnson.com/askthedocshow
https://www.facebook.com/askthedocshow/app_190322544333196
https://soundcloud.com/ask-the-doc
http://www.podcastchart.com/podcasts/ask-the-doc
https://www.youtube.com/user/DOCJOHNSON1976/featured
https://twitter.com/askthedocshow
Check them out. They are hotter than a ten-dollar laser.
05 Feb 2015
by Mystertim
in Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Men, sexuality, Women
Tags: Couples sex talk, female sex organs, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, men, sex
Have you seen this article?
Check it out and leave me some comments. We will discuss…
22 Feb 2013
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, sex toys, Strap-ons, Valentine's Day
Tags: anal sex, clitoris, Couples sex talk, dildo, Female Sexuality, fetish, Male Sexuality, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, strap-on
How was your Valentines Day? Did you get any?
C’mon, even married people get laid on Valentines Day. It is practically the law. (Federal law, it is much more than a state thing.)
You didn’t? well, even women get blue balls…
Blue Balls. We Has ‘Em. However, they are the amazing Blooming Ben Wa Balls in the brilliant Black Rose line by Doc Johnson!
If they turn this color, OUCH!
Now that sounds like much more fun, doesn’t it?
Yes, Valentines Day is much like Bondage & Discipline. You always hurt the one you love. And boy, at Doc Johnson do we have some classy ways to do it too. We’ve got everything! Harnesses, cuffs, strap-ons, paddles, whips and other weapons of ass destruction. Spice up your love life. These can be used in any room of the house. This is a very nice selection of products. Wanna see some more pictures? Me too!
So you are probably thinking, “Strap-ons are über-cool! But is that the only thrill available for anal pleasure?”
Fear not my bung-loving lovers. We have some amazing purple butt plugs for you in the very same Black Rose line. (Yes, purple product in Black Rose. Bruises often turn purple before they go black. Won’t tell you exactly how I know, but I’m sure you can find the videos on-line. Can’t you, you little web-monkeys?)
And what’s that? An AMAZING lubricant from Good Old Dr Tim’s research lab! What a wonderful world! Remember: Doc Johnson lubes help you get in and get back out easily, smoothly and with oh so much pleasure!
It is not too late! Since here and now we are alive, go get some of those great Doc Johnson toys and lubes! Show yourself or your significant other(s) how much you care. Tie them up or let yourself be tied up to let your imagination soar. Imagine how you will please your bound beauty. Or how they will please you. Life is good. Seize the Day!
As for Dr Tim? Just keep those cards, letters, pictures and videos coming in! You inspire me. Yes you do. After all, how do you think I test all these lubes and potions? My only thoughts are about you.
And while I am not sure this is what Linda Ronstadt was thinking about when she recorded her album Living in the USA back in 1978, just send me Black Roses…
21 Sep 2012
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Fashion, Female, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, sex toys, Strap-ons, Vibrators
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, Couples sex talk, dildo, fellatio, female sex organs, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, Male Sexuality, men, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, Psychology
OK. I admit it.
I love women’s clothes. There, it is out in the open now. Think what you want, but now we can move into our conversation for today.
So, what are you wearing? Oh yeah, Baby! You know what Daddy likes!
Clothing and sexuality have a close-knit relationship. (See what I did there?) The way you dress expresses the way you see yourself to others. That outfit tells us how you are feeling and what you need. Men and women get a real clue. If you have the strength to walk into a party wearing a full-length tiger-print silk sheath and high heels, you will run the show.
Let’s talk t-shirts. I love t-shirts. I especially love them when a woman is wearing one. Wearing a t-shirt lets us know that she is feeling secure. A secure woman is a sexy woman. There is this Blonde with Major Boobage with whom I have frequent meetings that knocks me out when she wears a t-shirt. I wish she didn’t wear a bra with it as well, but you can’t always get what you want. In fact, when I mentioned to her that the bra was unnecessary, she told me it was.
“I know you, Dr Tim. If I didn’t wear a bra you would just happen by with a bucket of cold water that just might accidentally spill in my direction.”
She was right. I wanted to test that theory, but she would have none of it and I would get none of it either. *SIGH*
You know what else I have a clothes fetish for? Fuzzy sweaters. Oh man, big soft boobs encased in a layer of warm, fuzzy, snuggly wonderfulness. It makes a grown man leak. Puddles, not just caused by women! Now I know what you might be thinking.
“Dr Tim! When are you going to discuss sexy lingerie?”
Just a moment. Keep your pants on. Well at least keep them on up to your knees…
There is something else I wanted to discuss about t-shirts. They can hide many fascinating experiences. Have you ever lifted up a woman’s t-shirt and found a strap-on underneath? Never saw it coming did you? Neither did I, but baby, what a ride! (By the way, Doc Johnson sells all types of strap-ons, harnesses, dildos, lubricants, just everything you would need! Buy some today!)
Another great thing about t-shirts is their flexibility! Say you were on a picnic in the woods and your lady is feeling the need for anal sex. You can twist and pull on that t-shirt while trying to stay on for 8 seconds and it will look JUST FINE when the two of you are finished! We need more clothes like this! Or after a sloppy blowjob or muff dive at home, that t-shirt can be thrown into the laundry without any fuss or muss. T-shirts – The world’s perfect clothing item?
OK, sexy lingerie. I knew a fine young lady in college with Colossal Boobage who would opine, “Dr Tim. (Actually I was just Mr Tim back then.) I love the feel and how I look in my sexy lingerie, but I never get to wear it long when men are around.” I wanted to test that theory. She had a lot of it and I got a lot of it too! I still smile when I think of her. (When she invited me to her wedding, her soon-to-be husband uninvited me and reminded me that the ushers and groomsmen were his brothers and cousins.)
I always did have a way with women that other men hated.
Does all of this make Dr Tim anti-nudity? Of course not. I’m just saying that the clothes make the woman or man. And hopefully we will get to make you too!
Just don’t get me started about shoes!
31 Aug 2012
by Mystertim
in Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Fetish, HIV/AIDS, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Physiology, Psychology, Safety, sex toys
Tags: Couples sex talk, Female Sexuality, fetish, Male Sexuality, Psychology, sex toys, sexuality
I had one of those rare parenting moments the other day. If you have raised any children or are raising some now, you the type I mean. A question that blindsides you, leaving you momentarily stunned.
My baby boy (Yes, he is 20 years old now, but he will always be my baby boy.) hit me with this gem,
“Dad, do you know anything about bondage?”
“I might know a thing or two about it.”
Hmm… OK, in for a penny, in for a pound.
“Why?”
“I’d really like to tie someone up and think I would be pretty good at it.”
Not what you would expect from someone who you swear you just taught how to ride a bicycle and throw a ball yesterday. Well, rather than direct him to my blog (https://quantumcogitation.com/2012/06/08/bondage-time-or-excuse-me-but-im-a-bit-tied-up/), I decided to have a rather frank conversation with him about sex, STD’s, HIV, you know, all the bad stuff.
“Dad, I know all of that stuff. And you know I don’t have a girlfriend right now.”
Fine. Let’s talk fetish. Which if you are a regular reader of my blog, you’d know I have a passing knowledge of the subject. (All my love to Taylor St Claire and Debi Diamond!)
“Well you’re not going to tie me up!”
“DAD!”
“Glad that’s out-of-the-way. How much research have you done? Seen anything on the internet you like?”
He wasn’t sure, so I introduced him to the subject of shibari, Japanese bondage. We did a search together and I directed him to trusted links. (That means I know the webmaster and am secure in the low virus risk.)
This is what he was needed. My son is an accomplished artist currently specializing in manga. Of course Doc Johnson has the new Black Rose line and some magnificent colored ropes for just such a purpose. http://www.docjohnson.com/bondagerope-japanese-style-purple.html
As an artist, he loves purple and all of the designs he could create using rope patterns and the various colors/textures.
“Can you get me some of these? Purple ropes and the purple silk?”
“Sure, but if you do not have a girlfriend, how are you going to use them?”
“I”ll just practice on myself.”
Shades of David Carradine!
So we a talk about safety, not tying yourself up to the point of no escape. Frankly I do not need to come home and find my naked son tied up on the couch. I might find it amusing later and fodder for endless jibes, but nothing I ever really need to see in my lifetime.
So if you doing self-bondage, always be sure you leave yourself a way to escape. Just in case your Mother or UPS comes to the door. I did have a friend who was quite fond of handcuffs. He would freeze the key in a block of ice, then leave it in a pan where he could reach it when it thawed. He used a pan because once the ice as it melted slid off the table and he had to be released by a friend.
Keep a cell phone within reach in case something like that happens. Better embarrassed than tied up for a week with no food or bathroom!
So in the end, be frank, be honest, be careful and always buy bondage supplies from Doc Johnson. (Remember? They pay me!)
And while a bit discomforting, it is great to know that your kids can come to you with any issues they need to discuss.
10 Aug 2012
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Couples Sexuality, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Psychology
Tags: Couples sex talk, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Psychology, sexuality
Sex and Death.
Two things without which life would be meaningless.
Recently, someone in my immediate family shuffled off her mortal coil way too soon. (6/22/1935-7/28/2012) I was devastated. And I expected that. What I did not expect was the effect of her death on my libido.
Normally, I have to pound my erection on the windowsill in an effort to make it go down. During this time however, he was renamed Mr. Limpy.
Having returned from a week of sadness, family and a funeral, my anticipation for a little loving was high. My lady friend arrived and proceeded to perform first class fellatio on me.
Nothing happened.
Couldn’t enjoy it, couldn’t respond to it. She understood, but was rather disappointed. She was disappointed? Here I am, with a willing all-access woman, being depressed about the recent death, thinking about my own mortality and my penis was on vacation. Not a good time at all. I mean, was I getting too old? How much time do I have left? And will there be time for a sandwich before I go?
Happily, my libido is slowly returning. Morning wood has returned and that gleam in my eye is firing up my furnace. It has been almost two weeks since the world was shattered. We may or may not try sex this weekend. But you know what? There is more to intimacy than sex. Snuggling, talking, listening and just being there for each other. Beautiful!
There is sex after death. Just take the time to heal and keep moving forward.
Be good to yourself and each others. Sometimes we all need someone to lean on.
13 Jul 2012
by Mystertim
in ANME, Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Medical, Regulatory, sex toys
Tags: Couples sex talk, Female Sexuality, fetish, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, sex toys, sexuality
So how is your summer going?
Did you take some time off, go to the Newberry Library Book Fair (July 26-29 just saying), or just sit around naked next to the air conditioner at home?
Well I have been quite busy. Yes it is time for the Annual Summer ANME show! http://www.anmefounders.com/ During the wicked heat of July, the Adult Novelty Manufacturer Expo will be taking place in beautiful downtown Burbank this weekend. (Actually it is by the airport, but how often do I get the chance to say “Beautiful Downtown Burbank?”)
And boy oh boy are we going to be showing some wild stuff. Of course I cannot tell you what it is because the show starts tonight. And just like Christmas Eve, I must wait until it is approved for me to tell you about all of the wonders. Maybe I will even get to post pictures! (Like these: https://quantumcogitation.com/2012/01/16/trade-show-fever-or-part-one/)
Ron & Chad Braverman (Read about them in Los Angeles Magazine!)
But what an exciting weekend this will be! I will be strolling around looking at all of the new and exciting products that will be unveiled. Products designed to lift your sexual appetites and show you ways of pleasure that perhaps you have never imagined. There will be something for everyone no matter your preference.
Fifty Shades of “Oh My!”
Life is pretty good. But while we do our best to help you fulfill your fantasies, we often run into some risky situations.
You see, our job is to think about sex EVERY DAY. We have to think about it, analyse it and look for ways to make it more enjoyable. There are lots of different people out there in the world with a lot of different needs. How can we help them? And as such, sometimes we say inappropriate things at inappropriate times. And it can cause a stir, an argument, a fight or even end relationships.
Mild Example: I was in class earlier this week. Scientists need to stay up on new developments, so along with those classes I also study psychology, religion and particle physics. Yes, I am an absolute gas at parties. During this class, the professor asked us to brainstorm ways to relieve stress. As he went around the room, he got the usual answers like exercise, meditation, read a book. He got to me and I answered, “Masturbation.” Valid, but it caused a minor ruckus because it is something that many of these older students were raised not to discuss. They wondered aloud whether I was a sex addict or just a pervert.
You’d think I was the Devil himself when I explained that work in the sex industry and that sexual health and wellness was my particular field. I do not argue or try to justify my job to people with closed minds any more. And sadly, the woman with whom I had been doing quite well decided that we shouldn’t sit next to each other in class or hang out during break.
C’est la vie.
Sometimes you cannot separate your job life and your home life. But you can try your best to keep it to yourself. Yet a slip of the tongue is only a split second away. (How many of you when I said “Slip of the tongue” started thinking about oral sex? I thought so. I’m a big fan myself.) Life can be difficult when it revolves around sex during all of your waking hours. Statements like “I’ve made a breakthrough in anal sex.” or “What do you think of this? Would you use it on your pussy/cock/tits/ass?” or “How does this feel in your mouth? Creamy?” taken out of context can be trouble. And you just can’t use a slogan like, “Dr Tim, making butt-fucking easier for 30 years!”
I wouldn’t trade my life for anything.
Check out this link: http://www.lamag.com/features/Story.aspx?ID=1715666 It is the story of Doc Johnson and how my boss and his family handle being in the industry. It is a fascinating read. I read it and I still like him!
08 Jun 2012
by Mystertim
in Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Fashion, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male Sexuality, Psychology, sex toys, sexuality
Tags: BDSM, Bondage, Couples sex talk, Female Sexuality, fetish, Male Sexuality, Psychology, sexuality
Let’s talk about Love.
Seriously. Love requires a great deal of Trust. And no where is Trust so needed as when we talk about bondage.
Ties That Bind
You see, if you do not trust your partner to tie you up, love is obviously lacking. Quite frankly, you become very vulnerable during bondage and you really do become subject to your partner’s whims. So, if you don’t love them or trust them, DO NOT LET THEM TIE YOU UP! I cannot emphasise that enough. However, if you are a ruthless thrill-seeker, I can’t help you. You will do what you want regardless of the consequences. Good luck!
For the rest of us, check out that cool new bondage line, Black Rose, from Doc Johnson! It is all black and purple and stuff. Beautiful. Sometimes I get so weary of black and red. Purple is a very sexy color to me. I mean, after all, when have you ever seen pastel bondage gear? That doesn’t mean that your bondage experience has to be all dark and brooding. Quite the opposite! Many bondage scenes are full of smiling and laughter. (Especially if you are into tickling!)
Besides, hemp rope leaves burn marks while chains leave nasty bruises. And some of us have to go to the PTA meeting tomorrow. Ribbons work very well for bondage and leave fewer marks. And don’t forget the blindfold or gag!
Where are you?
Blindfolds are very cool. Keeps them guessing as to where you are and what you are about to do to them. 
I can hear some of you now, ” That gag isn’t so bad. I could still talk!” I dare you to try it. Edgar Bergen or Jeff Dunham you ain’t. This is simple, effective and reduces your partner to whimpers, sighs and moaning. And we all like those, right?
Do you see how important Trust is now?
You cannot move, you cannot talk and you cannot see. You never know what is coming next.
That stings!
Now the cool thing about floggers is that they can caress the skin or thump the skin. It all depends on what your partner wishes you to experience. For an extra sting, tie a small knot in the end of each strand. For an evil sting, tie a small pebble or tack into the end of each strand. Oh, the sensations. Oh, the endorphins!
And speaking of sensations, some like to be clothed while bound and some prefer to be nude. If you prefer bound, we have a little something extra for you.
Vibrations move me…
Yep. Vibrating panties. Imagine wearing those while you are bound and helpless. The sensations never stop which may bring you to climax after climax and there is nothing you can do about it. Gracious, how you squirm!
So those are some fun things to play with during sex. We love playing. And experimenting. I know a couple that has been married for over fifty years who confided in me that while they no longer participate in any bondage games, that the experimentation brought them so much closer together. So I guess that means that bondage can actually help your relationship. That’s where you find out if you partner has your back and looks out for you or if they are only out for themselves.
I wonder if bondage exercises would be an important part of pre-marital counseling?
So live long, play hard and don’t be afraid to get dirty. At Doc Johnson we do not judge anyone’s sexual preferences. We want to provide everything you need for an exciting and fulfilling sex life.
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