Eat a heart healthy diet. Basically low salt/sodium, limit trans fats and cut back on sugar. Stuff we all know how to do, but rarely practice. (Guilty!)
Manage your health conditions. If you have high cholesterol, blood pressure, diabetic problems. Get on the wagon and take care of them. These can lead to heart problems. Take your medications and follow your doctor’s advice.
Get the facts about aspirin. Taking a daily aspirin for preventing heart attacks and strokes is not right for everyone. So talk to your doctor. That way you can dial in the appropriate dosage, etc. And remember to remind them of any other medications you are taking. I know your doctor should know, but we cannot remember everything all the time.
Know the signs of a heart attack. Men and women can have different symptoms, so be sure you go over the links I posted above. Also, check out this video that Elizabeth Banks did a few years ago. She had a heart attack in real life. https://youtu.be/t7wmPWTnDbE
Fine. That’s under your chest. Now let’s go downstairs. (I am great at foreplay!)
Pelvic Inflammatory Disease: An estimated 2.5 million women have an often symptomless infection of the urinary tract that can lead to infertility and lasting abdominal pain. The infection can be cured however, if left untreated long enough, the physical damage may be permanent. PID is a complication of a previous sexually transmitted disease or STD. https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/66/wr/mm6603a3.htm
Yes, we are talking about everybody’s friends chlamydia and gonorrhea. Around 1.5 million cases of chlamydia and 400,000 cases of gonorrhea were reported in 2015. That’s reported, and we know that not everyone reports their health situations. Here’s the thing: these diseases often do not show symptoms and can go undiagnosed and untreated. Now if that leads to PID:
“Pelvic inflammatory disease symptoms may include persistent abdominal pain, fever, abnormal vaginal discharge, or pain or bleeding during sexual intercourse. PID poses long-term hazards such as infertility, chronic pelvic pain and ectopic pregnancy. Ectopic pregnancies occur when an embryo implants in the fallopian tube instead of the uterus.
No single test can diagnose PID, so doctors often rely on symptom reporting. But PID often doesn’t cause symptoms. “That’s one of the scariest things because you may not know it’s even happening,” she said.” https://medlineplus.gov/news/fullstory_163399.html
Your background doesn’t matter. If you are sexually active, get tested every year or as often as your insurance will pay for it. (Adult actors test every month!) Because the more active you are with different partners, the bigger your risk. Make sure that use condoms or other barrier protections. It is a rough world out there.
So that was a very romantic and sexy return for Quantum Cogitation. But ladies, take care of yourselves. You cannot make a difference if you are not around. Plus, I still think I have a shot with you! Are you a beaver? Cuz, Dam!
I will be back more often so please keep sending those cards, letters, photos and videos coming.
Did you hear the awesome news? Sounds like all Doc Johnson dildos are going to turn Vac-U-Lock. Yes, that means that you can strap-on just about any new DJ dildo! Here, let me give you a couple of examples:
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Today’s missive from the bedroom comes to us from the University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston.
Their study discovered that men who consume more caffeine have a lower risk of erectile dysfunction. It worked for obese, overweight and hypertensive men too. (Except diabetics, they are fucked!)
The US Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee’s position is that drinking 3-5 cups of coffee per day reduces the risk of type-2 diabetes and heart disease. Those are two of the biggest baddies related to your not being able to perform.
So how much java do we need? (Programmers need not reply.) The magic number to reduce the possibility of impotence is 2-3 cups per day. Now they did take all the normal sources of caffeine into account including coffee, tea, soda and even sports drinks. No mention of energy drinks though, must have been an oversight. Here are how the numbers break down:
Control Group – 0-7 mg of caffeine daily
Moderate Drinkers – 85-170 mg – 42% less chance of erectile dysfunction
Heavy Drinkers – 171-303 mg – 39% less chance of erectile dysfunction
Bear in mind that a good cup of coffee (K-Cup) has about 120 mg in 8 fluid ounces. If you want to check lots of stuff about caffeine, go to one of my favorite websites http://www.caffeineinformer.com/
It will fill you in on the amount of caffeine in food and drinks, but best of all, click on the tab for caffeine calculator. You type in your favorite drink, your weight and it will tell you how much you can safely drink (based of caffeine content) and also give you the amount you would have to consume for the caffeine to kill you! Loads of laughs.
Here is how they think it works: The caffeine relaxes certain muscles and arteries in the penis which enhances your ability to have an erection by increasing blood flow. So when you are clubbing, throw back some shots of espresso. You’ll be sober, hard and ready for action.
Benefits are three-fold;
You have an excuse to drink up! It’s not that you want the caffeine, you’re doing it for her!
You become a marathon sled dog! No more one and done for you.
You probably won’t fall asleep right after coitus. That may not be a benefit, but it works for her.
Since you’re up, you might as well use some great Doc Johnson products. The two of you will need to lay in a stock of lubricant, strokers and dildos. Good for those long session either together or by yourself. And do we have some cool stuff for you.
That’s the big one too!
Vicky Vette – Sweet Lady – D*mn hot fuck!
So grab a cup o’Joe and he will probably give you cup-full!
I told you so. A study out of San Diego State University tells us that Millenials have fewer life-time sexual partners than either the Gen-Xers or the Baby Boomers. In fact, Gen-X can’t keep up with the Boomers.
Lead author, Jean Twenge, says that there is a huge shift going on in sexual attitudes and behaviors. This study looked at almost 57,000 people so here is the break-down:
Years Born Classification Average # of sexual partners in a lifetime
Now I cannot vouch for those statistics. I am a Boomer and twelve? That was my first week in college! But then old Dr Tim has always been a caring, sharing free love kinda guy.
Things to account for the lower number of sexual partners lists such things as HIV, AIDS and utilizing Friends with Benefits rather than going home with strangers. (In my day, sex was how you made friends.)
On the other hand, the study says that the younger generations, while not getting as much as Moms and Pops, are more tolerant and accepting of premarital sex and same-sex relationships. The percentage of people who said that premarital sex “was not wrong at all” rose from 13% in 1990 to 58% in 2012. Likewise same-sex relationships rose in approval from 13% to 44%. Women tended to be more tolerant of homosexuality, but more conservative about premarital sex. Guess how the men responded…
We’ve come a long way baby, but we still have a long way to go.
You can read the whole article in the May 5 issue of the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior. (Source: Jean Twenge, Ph.D., professor of psychology, San Diego State University; May 5, 2015, Archives of Sexual Behavior)
Doc Johnson – We have the toys and body glides for every generation. You need ’em, we got ’em. And we never judge. (We just want to hold the camcorder.) How you handle your sex life is your business and our pleasure. Or rather, your pleasure and our business.
We don’t even mind if you hipsters only use our products ironically.
Today I want to clue you in on a little secret. Doc Johnson has a radio show!
Sadly it does not star yours truly, but is instead helmed by Chad and Sunny.
You never know what will happen!
These two fun folks are the Creative Director and Head of Marketing, respectively. And they are a blast. Sweet, sexy, nasty and knowledgable. (You decide whom is which.) They talk about sex stuff, interview experts, adult stars and make some cute videos. Oh, they also take phone comments. (You can hear Dr Tim on at least one show. Hint: pubic hair…)
Oh the sights, sounds and smells of summer. Scantily clothed people, moans through the screens and the sweet smell of BBQ wafting through the air. Now I know that there is a big divide between charcoal and propane users, however that is not our focus today.
We’re talking BBQ Sex! If you think about it, BBQ is quite a bit like sexual smorgasbord. It has everything for oral, anal and kink. A little back story: While working at my desk this morning my gaze wandered over to my box of Altoids. Many of you are familiar with those “curiously strong mints” and their many uses in sexual matters. Well, thinking how nice they are after having a potent lunch, I thought about BBQ. And if this has never happened to you, sorry but many has been the time when my partner and I have been enjoying grilled ribs with corn on the cob that bones have been thrown to the side, mouths rush together with searching tongues and all fun breaks loose! Nobody worries about garlic breath then, do they?
Marinades are like mental foreplay. They start by soaking things with spices and herbs in preparation of sizzling action. Mental foreplay is usually best when like marinading, it takes place overnight. That gives everyone/thing time to prepare and the hunger grows. Antici………..
Pation.
Physical foreplay is next. Start heating up your grill. So sweet when your meat slides into something firecracker hot. Remind me to send a card to my first wife, she had the hottest I ever experienced. Listen to that meat sizzle. Smells so good. Sounds so good. Can’t wait to put it in your mouth. So let’s do side dishes.
OK, this may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I knew a fine lady who could butter the corn with her tongue. Yes, instead of a knife she used her tongue covered in butter. Sometimes she would use her lips to make sure the butter was spread evenly. 😉 This works equally on all veggies. Asparagus and oh what she could do with roasted potatoes. By this time your BBQ sauce is getting hot and the meat is ready to be turned. I know you want to flip it as many times as possible, but patience grasshopper. Good BBQ takes time, go low and slow.
Time to eat! Maybe you started by tossing some salad. Love tossing salad! Even with dressing already on it. Dig in! Enjoy those grilled potatoes and corn. The ribs are so good that the meat just falls into your mouth and that sauce is bone-sucking good. Always swallow the sauce.
Feel that warmth in your belly? It’s getting good now. Maybe some fresh strawberries (Oxnard strawberries are the best!) and fresh whipped cream. Lick the cream and enjoy that firm, red berry.
Screw it! Toss the food and grab your partner! Make creative use of the BBQ tools. That spatula is great for spanking. Drive that summer experience home and head for the pool!
Amazing what happens in that pool. Right Elaine? Enjoy your summer, enjoy the outdoors and take your fine Doc Johnson sex toys and lubes with you! Oh, we don’t sell Altoids, but try these fine mints which are available at your favorite store.
So there I was, reading the National Institute of Health updates and saw a bit about Healthy Sexuality. You know me, I clicked the link which took me to a video put out by the American Society of Reproductive Medicine. Nice website and great videos that cover so many of the basic questions people have about sexuality.
Remember: This site is about the mechanics of sex and while they have passing mentions of sexualities other that heterosexuality, it is about how our bits work for reproduction. There is a lot about infertility.
Copy and paste if your browser won’t let you click it.
Because while we at Doc Johnson love all of the fun and games, we want you to be happy, healthy and loving your life. (And buy all of your toys/lubes from us!)
How I love when science moves towards filling our expectations. I mean, sure it is 2014 and I don’t have a flying car yet, but this is almost as good.
Seems that scientists in the US have patented an implant that would give women an orgasm at the touch of a button. I know, right? There is a lot of orgasmic dysfunction out there in the world and many women have problems reaching climax. Any number of issues can cause this problem. One of them, apparently, is that with similar physical responses women can confuse arousal with fear which makes them want to avoid the situation. Therapy is available, but guess what, Valium can delay orgasm. Who knew? We could talk about the causes of orgasmic dysfunction until the cows come home and still not have scratched the surface.
So let’s move on to the discovery. A North Carolina surgeon, Stuart Meloy, got the idea when he was performing a spinal pain-relief operation on a woman. The patient stays alert during the operation so that the surgeon can plant the electrodes in the best position. Apparently he found her sweet spot as she orgasmed on the operating table. Clinical trails should begin later this year.
Dr. Meloy began working with Medtronic and developed the device. Right now, it is just smaller than a pack of cigarettes and would be implanted in the buttocks. Then you get a nifty remote to trigger it. This is just as invasive as getting a pacemaker, so they would like to limit it to extreme cases.
Like that’s going to happen. He also wants to program it to limit how much it can be used. Not gonna happen either. If it is successful, they will become as popular as breast implants. Everyone is going to want one. I imagine as time goes on, the device will get smaller and smaller and be much easier to obtain. Who wouldn’t want Orgasms on Tap? And can you imagine unending multiple orgasms? Some women will never get out of bed again!
They haven’t tested it on men yet, but expect similar results.
What do you think? Aid or the end of humanity? Everyone should have orgasms, but they are more fun together. Let’s keep hooking up people! And while you are doing that, I will be trying to figure out how to get Doc Johnson’s name on that thing. Or at least the universal remote…
Do you know the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
A Slut will sleep with anyone A Bitch will sleep with anyone but me!
Let’s talk about Sluts. I love them. Seems like these days, people are into slut shaming. You know the drill, someone is doing the Walk of Shame so you start whispering behind their back, making snarky comments on social networks, checking out their naughty blogs and then sneaking off to rub one out. (Go ahead! It is still National Masturbation Month!)
Jealous much?
Sluts are very special people and need to be treated with understanding and tender loving care. They cannot help themselves, they must share their joy with everyone who has need. Sex is joy And engaging in sex completes the circuit which brings the spirit if ever so briefly as close to Heaven/Nirvana/Valhalla/Fill in the Blank as one can be while still living.
They see sex differently than most. To a Slut, sex is an open expression of love. It is fun. It is something to be shared. And they share it with just about anyone who requests it properly. Depending on the circumstances, properly may be anything from “Stroll with me beneath the moonlight and mayhap we will make a communal offering to the Great Spirit.” to “Meet me behind the dumpster!”
There was a story of a young Dali lama who was asked to cast a woman out for being a slut. She was accused of seducing men, women and all living things. When the Dali lama arrived, he found everyone waiting in line. There was no fighting, pushing or trash talk. And when he walked up to the young lady he could see that her beauty and love outshone the sun. How could he cast out someone whose only crime was that she had been created with such beauty and generosity?
Something to think about people. Much of the evil in this world would not happen if everyone was getting laid. Sluts are the great equalizer. If everyone could be open and honest about their sexual feelings. They could be acted upon and a lot of tension would disappear. Anyone could be a slut, you could be male, female, trans, whatever. There is a Slut for everyone out there.
Oral sex sluts, anal sex sluts, gay sluts, lesbian sluts, sex toy sluts, why there is a whole world of sluttery (or should I say, sluttiosity) out there for you. By the way, don’t forget to pick up your Official Doc Johnson Lubes, Toys and Stuff. Even Sluts need a break now and then.
So what about Whores?
I love them too. Everyone needs to get paid. However, there is a good chance that a Whore has lost their way in drugs, or is being forced into prostitution or is so burned out that they no longer feel the joy. This is a tough old world. However, if more Sluts came out of their closet, fewer Whores would be necessary. In fact, Sluts can put Whores out of business!
But as I said, Sluts need understanding and love. Their hearts can be very tender and to misuse their gifts is what can change a sweet slut into a bitter person. Treat your Slut kindly. And if the Slut around, please understand, their gift is too great to keep to themselves. If they are taking care of your needs, let them fly free. They will come back.
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