05 Aug 2016
by Mystertim
in Adult Performers, Anal Sex, ANME, Butt Sex, cosmetics, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Men, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Personal Lubricants, Safe Sex, sex toys, sexuality, Vibrators
Tags: dildo, Female Sexuality, fetish, GameLink, gay, Male Sexuality, Motley Crew, Motorhead, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on, vibrator
OK, so I am a bit late. Spent way too much time and money at the Annual Newberry Library Book Fair. (http://www.newberry.org/book-fair-blog)
So let’s catch up. Dr Tim is now a free agent in the Sex Toy and Adult Entertainment world. That means you will see things from many different companies featured on my blog. (For transparency sake, no one is paying me or gifting me with anything yet to do my blog. It is a labor of love…)
So, ANME Summer 2016. I was able to attend the Adult Novelty Manufacturers’ Expo (http://www.anmefounders.com/) and had a wonderful time. I saw lots of new toys, saw old friends and made some new ones as well. Top that off with a free lunch and the show was nothing short of miraculous!
Here are some photo highlights:
You may recognize some of the people, but we have Gianna Michaels, Siouxsie Q, Marcelo, a wonderful lady, BUCK ANGEL(!), a picture of Kendra Lust and my dear friend Sunny! Sorry, no pictures of GameLink’s Jeff Dillionaire and other notables. It was quite the party. Here are a few of the cool toys and stuff:
WOW! Doc Johnson and Kink went in together to do some very cool stuff. You will see some of Dr Tim’s products (the Erase Spray will remove magic marker body writing quite easily), a model that shows the optimum areas for butt-paddling so as not to cause serious injury, massage candles, Motorhead and Motley crew vibrators in case you want to bang more than your heads, and app controlled sex toys that also play tunes and have unlock-able achievement levels.
So all in all, a rousing show. Hopefully I will get a Kink fucking machine to test…
10 Aug 2015
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male, Male Sexuality, Men, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, Safe Sex, sex toys, Strap-ons, Uncategorized
Tags: anal sex, Couples sex talk, emotion, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, strap-on, women
Sexting is awesome! Fun, titillating and gives me a reason to not hate having a smartphone.
However, it is also fraught with danger, especially for children. But for adults, a recent study shows so much benefit from nasty texts.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/news/fullstory_154019.html
88% of the folks in the survey admitted to texting. Almost nine out of ten. That is a whole lot of data usage. And it turns out that women tend to send sexts instead of receiving them. Food for thought? And that almost 75% of the respondents exchanged sexts with a committed partner. Warms the heart. As mentioned in the article, perhaps that is one way couples can talk about sex if a face-to-face discussion would be too intense for them. I am certainly in favor for anything that improves communication between partners. With luck, sexting fantasies can make their way into the bedroom, boardroom or even the garage!
As stated in the article, “But greater sexting frequency was linked to greater sexual satisfaction among both men and women, particularly when sexters were in a relationship, the survey found. In fact, with the exception of those who said they were in a “very committed” relationship, couples who sexted more often were more likely to say they were satisfied with their relationship. For those in very committed relationships, sexting made no difference in sexual satisfaction, the study found.
By contrast, sexting had little effect on sexual satisfaction for people who weren’t in relationships. Twenty-six percent of the group described themselves as single, the survey found.”
So for better or for worse, sexting is here to stay.
So how do you feel about sexting? Dr Tim certainly enjoys it. And knowing that those sexts are out there in the cyber universe doesn’t bother me in the least. Oh my goodness, the government might discover that I enjoy sex! Heavens, I feel that I may swoon. And for those of us that work too much and play too little, it seems as that is as close to “afternoon delight” as most of us get these days. In fact, perhaps the mighty Doc Johnson could help make your sexts a little sweeter to your sweetie.
Imagine sending a little something using some of these items:
That will light up their eyes and fire that devious imagination. But then that is probably why you sent them a sext in the first place! Have fun, win awards and as always, keep sending in those naughty sexts and videos. Dr Tim loves each and every one of you!
11 May 2015
by Mystertim
in AIDS, Butt Sex, Female, Female Sexuality, HIV/AIDS, Humanity, Male, Male Sexuality, Oral Sex, Psychology, Safety, sex toys, sexuality, Strap-ons
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, emotion, female sex organs, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, sex, sexuality
I didn’t want to say “I told you so,” but…
I told you so. A study out of San Diego State University tells us that Millenials have fewer life-time sexual partners than either the Gen-Xers or the Baby Boomers. In fact, Gen-X can’t keep up with the Boomers.
Lead author, Jean Twenge, says that there is a huge shift going on in sexual attitudes and behaviors. This study looked at almost 57,000 people so here is the break-down:
Years Born Classification Average # of sexual partners in a lifetime
1900-1927 Greatest Generation 3
1928-1945 Silent Generation 5
1946-1964 Baby Boomers 12
1965-1980 Generation X 10
1980-2004 Millenials 8
2005-2015 Homeland Generation (designated by the White House https://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/docs/millennials_report.pdf)
Now I cannot vouch for those statistics. I am a Boomer and twelve? That was my first week in college! But then old Dr Tim has always been a caring, sharing free love kinda guy.
Things to account for the lower number of sexual partners lists such things as HIV, AIDS and utilizing Friends with Benefits rather than going home with strangers. (In my day, sex was how you made friends.)
On the other hand, the study says that the younger generations, while not getting as much as Moms and Pops, are more tolerant and accepting of premarital sex and same-sex relationships. The percentage of people who said that premarital sex “was not wrong at all” rose from 13% in 1990 to 58% in 2012. Likewise same-sex relationships rose in approval from 13% to 44%. Women tended to be more tolerant of homosexuality, but more conservative about premarital sex. Guess how the men responded…
We’ve come a long way baby, but we still have a long way to go.
You can read the whole article in the May 5 issue of the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior. (Source: Jean Twenge, Ph.D., professor of psychology, San Diego State University; May 5, 2015, Archives of Sexual Behavior)
Doc Johnson – We have the toys and body glides for every generation. You need ’em, we got ’em. And we never judge. (We just want to hold the camcorder.) How you handle your sex life is your business and our pleasure. Or rather, your pleasure and our business.
We don’t even mind if you hipsters only use our products ironically.
01 May 2015
by Mystertim
in Adult Performers, Anal Sex, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, sexuality, Strap-ons, Vibrators
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, Couples sex talk, dildo, fellatio, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, gay, Lesbian, Male Sexuality, masturbation, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on, vibrator
Greetings oh mighty tantric warriors!
Today I want to clue you in on a little secret. Doc Johnson has a radio show!
Sadly it does not star yours truly, but is instead helmed by Chad and Sunny.
You never know what will happen!
These two fun folks are the Creative Director and Head of Marketing, respectively. And they are a blast. Sweet, sexy, nasty and knowledgable. (You decide whom is which.) They talk about sex stuff, interview experts, adult stars and make some cute videos. Oh, they also take phone comments. (You can hear Dr Tim on at least one show. Hint: pubic hair…)
So, let the links begin:
http://playboyradio.com/shows/ask-the-doc/
http://www.docjohnson.com/askthedocshow
https://www.facebook.com/askthedocshow/app_190322544333196
https://soundcloud.com/ask-the-doc
http://www.podcastchart.com/podcasts/ask-the-doc
https://www.youtube.com/user/DOCJOHNSON1976/featured
https://twitter.com/askthedocshow
Check them out. They are hotter than a ten-dollar laser.
27 Jun 2014
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Breasts, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, sexuality, Strap-ons, Vibrators
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, clitoris, dildo, fellatio, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on
Summertime and the living is easy!
Oh the sights, sounds and smells of summer. Scantily clothed people, moans through the screens and the sweet smell of BBQ wafting through the air. Now I know that there is a big divide between charcoal and propane users, however that is not our focus today.
We’re talking BBQ Sex! If you think about it, BBQ is quite a bit like sexual smorgasbord. It has everything for oral, anal and kink. A little back story: While working at my desk this morning my gaze wandered over to my box of Altoids. Many of you are familiar with those “curiously strong mints” and their many uses in sexual matters. Well, thinking how nice they are after having a potent lunch, I thought about BBQ. And if this has never happened to you, sorry but many has been the time when my partner and I have been enjoying grilled ribs with corn on the cob that bones have been thrown to the side, mouths rush together with searching tongues and all fun breaks loose! Nobody worries about garlic breath then, do they?
Marinades are like mental foreplay. They start by soaking things with spices and herbs in preparation of sizzling action. Mental foreplay is usually best when like marinading, it takes place overnight. That gives everyone/thing time to prepare and the hunger grows. Antici………..
Pation.
Physical foreplay is next. Start heating up your grill. So sweet when your meat slides into something firecracker hot. Remind me to send a card to my first wife, she had the hottest I ever experienced. Listen to that meat sizzle. Smells so good. Sounds so good. Can’t wait to put it in your mouth. So let’s do side dishes.
OK, this may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I knew a fine lady who could butter the corn with her tongue. Yes, instead of a knife she used her tongue covered in butter. Sometimes she would use her lips to make sure the butter was spread evenly. 😉 This works equally on all veggies. Asparagus and oh what she could do with roasted potatoes. By this time your BBQ sauce is getting hot and the meat is ready to be turned. I know you want to flip it as many times as possible, but patience grasshopper. Good BBQ takes time, go low and slow.
Time to eat! Maybe you started by tossing some salad. Love tossing salad! Even with dressing already on it. Dig in! Enjoy those grilled potatoes and corn. The ribs are so good that the meat just falls into your mouth and that sauce is bone-sucking good. Always swallow the sauce.
Feel that warmth in your belly? It’s getting good now. Maybe some fresh strawberries (Oxnard strawberries are the best!) and fresh whipped cream. Lick the cream and enjoy that firm, red berry.
Screw it! Toss the food and grab your partner! Make creative use of the BBQ tools. That spatula is great for spanking. Drive that summer experience home and head for the pool!
Amazing what happens in that pool. Right Elaine? Enjoy your summer, enjoy the outdoors and take your fine Doc Johnson sex toys and lubes with you! Oh, we don’t sell Altoids, but try these fine mints which are available at your favorite store.
16 Jun 2014
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Anatomy, Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Oral Sex, Premature Ejaculation, Psychology, sexuality
Tags: Female Sexuality, female stimulation, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Premature Ejaculation, Psychology, sex
So there I was, reading the National Institute of Health updates and saw a bit about Healthy Sexuality. You know me, I clicked the link which took me to a video put out by the American Society of Reproductive Medicine. Nice website and great videos that cover so many of the basic questions people have about sexuality.
Remember: This site is about the mechanics of sex and while they have passing mentions of sexualities other that heterosexuality, it is about how our bits work for reproduction. There is a lot about infertility.
But their videos about sexual health, sexual problems and healthy sexuality are certainly worth a look. Here is a link right to the videos: http://reproductivefacts.org/Full_Length_Patient_Education_Videos/
Copy and paste if your browser won’t let you click it.
Because while we at Doc Johnson love all of the fun and games, we want you to be happy, healthy and loving your life. (And buy all of your toys/lubes from us!)
14 Feb 2014
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Breasts, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, Valentine's Day
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, clitoris, dildo, fellatio, masturbation, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex toys
Ah, Valentine’s Day!
The perfect time to rekindle romance with your significant other and bask in the glories of love.
Or least do some serious snuggling since your electricity went out in the recent storm and they estimate your power won’t be back on until March.
But here in Sunny Southern California, it is all about the Love.
Love is patient, Love is kind. Love is taking it from behind. Oh come on! This is all about sex and you know it. Whether you are with the one you love, the group you love or you are just loving on yourself, someone is putting out today. Not to sound jaded, but all the signs have been there for years. Roses to show that she is rare, delicate and fragile. (You see, you bring them home like ancient men would bring home a mastodon steak or something. You are the big, strong protector with a gentle side.) Chocolate to help put you in the mood. (Remember consuming large quantities of chocolate fire up the same brain centers as the feeling of love.) Champagne because candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker! Fancy dinners out so your partner can dress up, fell sexy and notice how everyone looks at them with a hunger in their eyes. And a card because, well, not too sure why a card. You’ll have to ask Hallmark. Although it may have something to do with turning a valentine heart upside down makes it look like a sweet ass or bodacious set of boobs…
Add it all up and you guys will be feeling sexy as fuck. And that was your end goal in the first place!
Now, both of you are ready, in the mood and raring to go. Stop a moment. After everything you two have done for each other today, bed time should be special time. A special time where you are both willing to please each other and maybe do that thing they always wanted. But how?
Enter the Doctor. Doc Johnson specifically. We make all the toys, lubes and lotions you will need to make this night really stand out in your diary. Break out the vibrators, dildos and strap-ons. Use ’em on her than let her use ’em on you! That’s right. Time to go places you’ve never told anyone that you have already been. Who knows? They may like it. Or call you a sick freak of a pervert, but nothing ventured, nothing gained. But do you really want or need a partner who won’t get down and dirty with you? Besides, they probably already know but are waiting on you to make the move. And for you solo artists; we love you too! use something special as you fap to internet porn or your favorite romantic movie/book.
Note: Dr. Tim is not a sick freak of a pervert. I am delightfully uninhibited!
Check out www.docjohnson.com. You cannot buy from our site, but you can see all of the wonders we made just for you. Ask for them by name at your local adult retailer or one of the fine internet stores.
So today, remember to be tender, loving and romantic. It pays off in the end. Or your end…
22 Feb 2013
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, sex toys, Strap-ons, Valentine's Day
Tags: anal sex, clitoris, Couples sex talk, dildo, Female Sexuality, fetish, Male Sexuality, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, strap-on
How was your Valentines Day? Did you get any?
C’mon, even married people get laid on Valentines Day. It is practically the law. (Federal law, it is much more than a state thing.)
You didn’t? well, even women get blue balls…
Blue Balls. We Has ‘Em. However, they are the amazing Blooming Ben Wa Balls in the brilliant Black Rose line by Doc Johnson!
If they turn this color, OUCH!
Now that sounds like much more fun, doesn’t it?
Yes, Valentines Day is much like Bondage & Discipline. You always hurt the one you love. And boy, at Doc Johnson do we have some classy ways to do it too. We’ve got everything! Harnesses, cuffs, strap-ons, paddles, whips and other weapons of ass destruction. Spice up your love life. These can be used in any room of the house. This is a very nice selection of products. Wanna see some more pictures? Me too!
So you are probably thinking, “Strap-ons are über-cool! But is that the only thrill available for anal pleasure?”
Fear not my bung-loving lovers. We have some amazing purple butt plugs for you in the very same Black Rose line. (Yes, purple product in Black Rose. Bruises often turn purple before they go black. Won’t tell you exactly how I know, but I’m sure you can find the videos on-line. Can’t you, you little web-monkeys?)
And what’s that? An AMAZING lubricant from Good Old Dr Tim’s research lab! What a wonderful world! Remember: Doc Johnson lubes help you get in and get back out easily, smoothly and with oh so much pleasure!
It is not too late! Since here and now we are alive, go get some of those great Doc Johnson toys and lubes! Show yourself or your significant other(s) how much you care. Tie them up or let yourself be tied up to let your imagination soar. Imagine how you will please your bound beauty. Or how they will please you. Life is good. Seize the Day!
As for Dr Tim? Just keep those cards, letters, pictures and videos coming in! You inspire me. Yes you do. After all, how do you think I test all these lubes and potions? My only thoughts are about you.
And while I am not sure this is what Linda Ronstadt was thinking about when she recorded her album Living in the USA back in 1978, just send me Black Roses…
15 Jan 2013
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Fetish, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, Strap-ons
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, clitoris, dildo, fetish, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on
Greetings Earthlings! (And a cheerful “Howdy” to all of my off-world fans!)
As you know, Dr Tim takes his job very seriously.
Today as I was studying a trade journal, I ran across an interesting article with a very interesting concept. It seems that a major brand of chips was going to launch some new packaging and they wanted a specific feel to go with it. Here is a short blurb about their strategy:
“…As part of the research process, the corporate team actually partied with consumers in their own homes, versus focus group testing, to immerse themselves in what defines a party. Part of this included observing what resonates with consumers based on the visual influencers in their environment, in addition to what they served, what other brands they identified with, and how they entertained…”
WOW!
Can you see where I am going with this?
In order to help me help you, I am willing to get down with you in your own home, to discover what defines “sex” to you. I will observe what influences your bedroom behaviour, what you use and what items you identify with during sex.
That’s right! You too can have Dr Tim join you in your bedroom in the interest of science! I will lend a hand, steady the ladder and make notes about your preferred lube for butt-fucking, which dildo you like or do you want a strap-on? Do you use any flavoring enhancers during blow jobs or kitty licking? What about rimming? Don’t forget about the rimming!
And there is always Fifty Shades of WHOO-HOO!!! Whip me, beat me, feel me, fuck me, bite me, burn me, cum on my tits and get on with your life!
I will be there for you so that the Mighty Doc Johnson can address your needs even more directly than before…
You will think we designed these toys just for you and you know what? You will be one hundred percent correct.
So let me know if you are ready to enter the world of scientific research. We’ll meet in your bedroom, backroom, garage, alley, dungeon or wherever. I’ll be the one with the lab coat, camcorder and big smile.
It’s on Baby. It’s on!
(Mothers of five-year olds must secure a sitter before actual action ensues…)
21 Dec 2012
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, ANME, Christmas, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Fetish, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, Strap-ons, Vibrators
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, clit, clitoris, dildo, fellatio, fetish, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, strap-on, vibrator
Ah, the holidays!
What a wonderful time to look back, review your year and make the appropriate adjustments so that the coming year is even better. You become a better person, the type of person you had always hoped that you would be when you grew up. Kind, generous, respected and well-loved.
Time to get nostalgic about family, friends, lost or found loves. Tradition.
Speaking of tradition, WHAT DID YOU GET ME?????
Most of you were nice. Some of you were very naughty. And a few of you were nicely naughty and sent Dr Tim pictures and videos of yourselves using your fine Doc Johnson toys and lubricants! Warms my heart. Truly! No cash, but a warm fuzzy feeling like when she hasn’t shaved for a week or so.
So how was your year? Did you finally find a woman who was “all-access?” Did you find a man who wasn’t threatened by your toys or that strap-on dildo you bought?
My year was great. Here at Doc Johnson we had some very successful shows including a spectacular one at Hustler Hollywood! It was all about the Wonderland.
It was AMAZING!
Other awesome stuff happened too. Great folks getting their body parts molded, like James Deen and Vicky Vette. It was an incredibly exciting year!
And wait until you see 2013! We have new toys and new lubricants coming out that will blow your mind. And help you get blown as well.
I mean, after all, what are the holidays without a heaping dose of holiday sex?
Someone asked the other day if I had a favorite sex toy. Of course I do! It’s Debi Diamond! (A kind gentle soul who is sexy and kinky to the core. Now if I could get her and Christy Canyon at the same time…)
What better gift to give a loved one, or stranger, than a long slow blowjob or maybe some anal sex? Men and women around the globe would love to receive those presents. Many at the same time. Ever been to an out-of-control office party? Like that only everyone keeps their jobs.
And Doc Johnson is there to supply all of your sexual accessories. Your orientation doesn’t matter, we have what you need. All types of dildos, vibrators, masturbators, lubes and lotions. We help make the season bright. Or turn off the lights, we are just happy to be there with you.
So don’t be selfish this season. Give orgasms to everyone you meet. And maybe you will receive a few of your own. No matter the fetish or form, we are here for you.
And like Dr Tim always says, unless he doesn’t, “I don’t judge. I just want to hold the camcorder.”
Merry Christmas everyone! And until next year, enjoy your ho, ho, hos!
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