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Dr. Tim in the Media (or, Look at me Ma! Top of the World!)

Have I been a busy, busy boy!  Not only have I not been blogging, but I have been getting into all kinds of media mischief.  Here are a few of my favorites:

Missy Martinez!  Yes, I got to do a shoot with the brilliant, funny, warm and wonderful Missy Martinez (http://missymartinez.com/ and star of Fucked Ra.  Pick it up at the store or online, it won’t disappoint.)  Here we are with our lab coats on.  We did take them off just a bit later…

IMG_2383 IMG_2384 IMG_2385 IMG_2387Missy and Me

I also had the privilege to work with Kimberly Kane (kanearmy.com – what can I say about this lovely lady?) for this little video goodness.

http://munchies.vice.com/videos/sex-food-edible-intimates

And if that isn’t enough, I was interviewed about a typical day which was published on Kinkly.  (All the good sexy stuff was removed, something about the trampoline, velcro and six-pack of clowns didn’t make the cut.)

https://www.kinkly.com/2/12690/sex-toys/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-sex-toy-chemist

Now that Hanukkah is safely behind us and Christmas, Kwanzaa and the New Year are looming, I can get back to talking sex, science and just how good they feel together.  You know, my safe word has something to do with the holidays.  Everything stops when I yell “Leg Krampus!”

As you were…

 

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Female Ejacultaion (or Singing in the Rain!)

Buckle up, this can get controversial!

Women cum too.

See?  Already I am hearing petty bickering.  You say, “Of course women cum too.  I’ve heard them moan.”  There is so much more to it than that.

Female Ejaculation.  Squirting.  Gushing.  Cumming.  It is an amazing thing to see in real life.  Sure there are some squirters in porn films, but many of those are faked.  Let’s talk about it.

For example, were you aware of the female prostate?  (It is often identified as Skene’s Glands.)  Although the term had disappeared for some 300 plus years, the first description showed up in 1672 by Renier De Graaf.  It was described as a collection of functional glands and ducts that surrounded the urethra.  Which produced a pale yellow or clear fluid which his opinon made women wet and horny.  Sounds like a useful thing to have around the bedroom!

To be honest, not much is known about how it works or why it even exists.  Modern Medicine just wasn’t interested.  But here is what we suspect: 1) it produces and stores prostatic fluid in the ducts which drain into the urethra.  (Prostatic fluid in made up of PSA, PSAP, PAP and fructose.)  2) It releases serotonin into the blood stream.

So, what is female ejaculate?  Is it pee?

No.  It is not urine.  It has PSA, PSAP, PAP, Creatine, Urea (which is not pee!), Glucose, Potassium, Sodium, Chloride.  (Wimpissinger, Florian, Stifter, Karl, Grin, Wolfgang & Stackl, Water: The Female Prostate Revisited: Perineal Ultrasound and Biochemical Studies of Female Ejaculate. Journal of Sexual Medicine 4 (5), 1388-1393.)

Safe to taste and drink!  Who said “Ewww!”  Hey, you want her to drink yours so step up to the bar buddy.  Sure it can taste different.  Many say it has no flavor but it varies from woman to woman.  Although it can be altered by diet, lifestyle and other options.  Just like you!  (https://quantumcogitation.com/2009/04/24/good-taste-really-lose-the-bleach/)

Can every woman ejaculate?

Well, can they?  Everything points to an answer of yes.  Have you ever been with a woman who after sex you discover that the blankets, sheets, mattress pad and mattress are wet?  Then you have been with a female ejaculator.  And I didn’t mind the extra laundry one bit!  Does she get up to pee once or several times during sex?  It could be that she is confusing the build-up of a mind-blowing wet orgasm with having to empty her bladder.

And this is where it gets tricky.  Through lessons from society she has learned to hold back at all costs.  Good girls don’t do that.  Do not have any biological function in public or where people can see/smell you.  You see, women get that.  They worry about odors much more than men do.  I actually embarrassed a co-worker once.  Her pheromones must have been working overtime because I asked her if she had just started her period.  She said that she hadn’t.  I recommended that she be prepared.  Her period started an hour later.  And she asked me if she had smelled bad.  Not at all.  She smelled delicious!

She may need your help or permission to ejaculate.  Let me say right now that female ejaculation does not have to shoot across the room.  It varies and can show up as a gusher, a flood, or a trickle lasting over one or more orgasms.  So how are we going to help her get there?

Ladies, pee before sex so you can be assured that it isn’t urine.  Gently caress her privates and gently with a finger or your official Doc Johnson Lucid Dream 14, start to massage her prostate gland (or G-spot if you are so inclined.  Controversy!)  Lend a tongue to her clit, nipples or wherever she wants it.  Let it build.  Be sure she knows how much you care and follow any directions she gives you explicitly.  Except for. “Oh, Oh, OH!  Stop!”  that is when you whisper, “Let it all go baby.”  And get ready.

If you don’t make it the first few times, so what?  You are there for her.  She will get there.  And you, my friend, had better be ready to be splashed and have an open willing mouth.  It is worth it.

And maybe when she recovers, it will be your turn!  Just don’t be afraid if she heads for your prostate during oral sex.

Give a little to get a little.  Give a lot to win her heart.