10 Aug 2015
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male, Male Sexuality, Men, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, Safe Sex, sex toys, Strap-ons, Uncategorized
Tags: anal sex, Couples sex talk, emotion, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, strap-on, women
Sexting is awesome! Fun, titillating and gives me a reason to not hate having a smartphone.
However, it is also fraught with danger, especially for children. But for adults, a recent study shows so much benefit from nasty texts.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/news/fullstory_154019.html
88% of the folks in the survey admitted to texting. Almost nine out of ten. That is a whole lot of data usage. And it turns out that women tend to send sexts instead of receiving them. Food for thought? And that almost 75% of the respondents exchanged sexts with a committed partner. Warms the heart. As mentioned in the article, perhaps that is one way couples can talk about sex if a face-to-face discussion would be too intense for them. I am certainly in favor for anything that improves communication between partners. With luck, sexting fantasies can make their way into the bedroom, boardroom or even the garage!
As stated in the article, “But greater sexting frequency was linked to greater sexual satisfaction among both men and women, particularly when sexters were in a relationship, the survey found. In fact, with the exception of those who said they were in a “very committed” relationship, couples who sexted more often were more likely to say they were satisfied with their relationship. For those in very committed relationships, sexting made no difference in sexual satisfaction, the study found.
By contrast, sexting had little effect on sexual satisfaction for people who weren’t in relationships. Twenty-six percent of the group described themselves as single, the survey found.”
So for better or for worse, sexting is here to stay.
So how do you feel about sexting? Dr Tim certainly enjoys it. And knowing that those sexts are out there in the cyber universe doesn’t bother me in the least. Oh my goodness, the government might discover that I enjoy sex! Heavens, I feel that I may swoon. And for those of us that work too much and play too little, it seems as that is as close to “afternoon delight” as most of us get these days. In fact, perhaps the mighty Doc Johnson could help make your sexts a little sweeter to your sweetie.
Imagine sending a little something using some of these items:
That will light up their eyes and fire that devious imagination. But then that is probably why you sent them a sext in the first place! Have fun, win awards and as always, keep sending in those naughty sexts and videos. Dr Tim loves each and every one of you!
11 May 2015
by Mystertim
in AIDS, Butt Sex, Female, Female Sexuality, HIV/AIDS, Humanity, Male, Male Sexuality, Oral Sex, Psychology, Safety, sex toys, sexuality, Strap-ons
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, emotion, female sex organs, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, sex, sexuality
I didn’t want to say “I told you so,” but…
I told you so. A study out of San Diego State University tells us that Millenials have fewer life-time sexual partners than either the Gen-Xers or the Baby Boomers. In fact, Gen-X can’t keep up with the Boomers.
Lead author, Jean Twenge, says that there is a huge shift going on in sexual attitudes and behaviors. This study looked at almost 57,000 people so here is the break-down:
Years Born Classification Average # of sexual partners in a lifetime
1900-1927 Greatest Generation 3
1928-1945 Silent Generation 5
1946-1964 Baby Boomers 12
1965-1980 Generation X 10
1980-2004 Millenials 8
2005-2015 Homeland Generation (designated by the White House https://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/docs/millennials_report.pdf)
Now I cannot vouch for those statistics. I am a Boomer and twelve? That was my first week in college! But then old Dr Tim has always been a caring, sharing free love kinda guy.
Things to account for the lower number of sexual partners lists such things as HIV, AIDS and utilizing Friends with Benefits rather than going home with strangers. (In my day, sex was how you made friends.)
On the other hand, the study says that the younger generations, while not getting as much as Moms and Pops, are more tolerant and accepting of premarital sex and same-sex relationships. The percentage of people who said that premarital sex “was not wrong at all” rose from 13% in 1990 to 58% in 2012. Likewise same-sex relationships rose in approval from 13% to 44%. Women tended to be more tolerant of homosexuality, but more conservative about premarital sex. Guess how the men responded…
We’ve come a long way baby, but we still have a long way to go.
You can read the whole article in the May 5 issue of the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior. (Source: Jean Twenge, Ph.D., professor of psychology, San Diego State University; May 5, 2015, Archives of Sexual Behavior)
Doc Johnson – We have the toys and body glides for every generation. You need ’em, we got ’em. And we never judge. (We just want to hold the camcorder.) How you handle your sex life is your business and our pleasure. Or rather, your pleasure and our business.
We don’t even mind if you hipsters only use our products ironically.
22 Aug 2014
by Mystertim
in Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Orgasm, Psychology, Science, sexuality
Tags: Female Sexuality, Lesbian, Male Sexuality, masturbation, orgasm, Psychology, sexuality, Transexual, women
Here is a topic that is near and dear to my heart: Orgasms. I’ve been studying them for years. Not clinically, but let’s just say that I have completed years of informal study. (Mostly my own, sadly.)
Presented for your evaluation: In the August 18, 2014 issue of The Journal of Sexual Medicine, a study was conducted on the rate of orgasms achieved with a regular partner. The results may or may not startle you.
Men (Gay or Straight) – 75% of the time
Women (Lesbian) – 75 % of the time
Women (Straight) – 63% of the time.
So what’s the deal? Nobody knows. Although there is some very interesting data presented. The difference between straight and gay women is particularly significant. One of the study leaders implied that perhaps penetrative sex is more crucial to straight women than for gay women. Not sure how I feel about that. It seems that our perceptions of sex, what it is versus what we think it should be causes many of our problems. Everyone has an idea of the perfect sexual encounter. And if sex does not happen that way, perhaps orgasm becomes elusive.
Also, the research brings up a common complaint. There needs to be better communication between partners. Here is a quote from the study about heterosexual partners: “The most successful means of increasing satisfaction has always been increased communication and attentiveness to the partner’s responsiveness,” Lloyd said. In other words, talk and pay attention.
Well, yeah. That goes for pretty much everybody. Notice how your partner is reacting and adjust accordingly. One clue is when she says. “Oh yeah, right there!” If she says that, keep doing exactly what you are doing. Make it good. Make it epic!
Talk about sex. Experiment. It takes a lot of work to develop trust between partners. Who knows, maybe she needs some additional stimulation or perhaps a good vibrator. Now where can you find something like that? That’s right, DOC JOHNSON! Take a trip to your local sex toy emporium or go online. Doc Johnson has tons of toys, lubricants and implements of mass pleasure. Collect them all and trade them with your friends!
Now I have added a link to a website that will give you more information, but let’s end on another quote.
“Satisfaction is different from orgasm — many women can be sexually satisfied without orgasm,” Lloyd said. “We can’t infer that there are legions of unsatisfied heterosexual women because of this study. We’d have to ask them.”
If you need me, I will be out in the field conducting research…
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/news/fullstory_147977.html
16 Jun 2014
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Anatomy, Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Oral Sex, Premature Ejaculation, Psychology, sexuality
Tags: Female Sexuality, female stimulation, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Premature Ejaculation, Psychology, sex
So there I was, reading the National Institute of Health updates and saw a bit about Healthy Sexuality. You know me, I clicked the link which took me to a video put out by the American Society of Reproductive Medicine. Nice website and great videos that cover so many of the basic questions people have about sexuality.
Remember: This site is about the mechanics of sex and while they have passing mentions of sexualities other that heterosexuality, it is about how our bits work for reproduction. There is a lot about infertility.
But their videos about sexual health, sexual problems and healthy sexuality are certainly worth a look. Here is a link right to the videos: http://reproductivefacts.org/Full_Length_Patient_Education_Videos/
Copy and paste if your browser won’t let you click it.
Because while we at Doc Johnson love all of the fun and games, we want you to be happy, healthy and loving your life. (And buy all of your toys/lubes from us!)
25 Apr 2014
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Psychology, Science
What a great week for science!
There was a follow-up article in The Lancet this month about the success of lab-grown vaginas. Yes, you read that correctly.
Seems there is a rather rare (or so we hope) birth defect where females are born without complete genital formation. One interview I read was with a woman who was born without a vaginal canal. Pretty serious stuff. Not only does it make life difficult in general, but it could mess with your head too.
Doctors took cells from the patients, created the new tissue and grafted it back onto their bodies. This was pure science fiction stuff back when I was a baby scientist. One study dealt with women suffering from Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser syndrome, a genetic condition where the women’s vagina and/or uterus is either underdeveloped or absent. They harvested muscle and epithelial cells via a biopsy of their genitals. (Epithelial cells line the body cavities and can release fluid and feel sensations.) Grew the tissue that was fastened to a biodegradable scaffold which was hand-sewn into a vagina. Then the surgeons created a canal in the patient’s pelvis and stitched the scaffold into place on their reproductive systems.
The body then forms nerves and blood vessels into the graft and gradually replaced the scaffold with a permanent functioning organ. This was done between 2005 and 2008. Annual check-ups show that the lab-grown vaginas and extremely similar to natural tissue in form and function. Even the doctors could barely tell where the natural tissue ended and the graft began! The women also tested normal in all areas of sexual function which includes desire, arousal, lubrication, orgasm and sexual satisfaction.
Isn’t that cool? The doctors are now looking into using the same technique for women with cancer or have been injured in accidents. Anyone needing vaginal reconstruction.
More amazing efforts on the part of science and medicine. In an age where science is “evil,” I’m proud to be a scientist.
Now if they could just get 6-7 inch penis enlargement working…
Until that happens, Doc Johnson does have some nice penis extensions. Like this wonderful toy:
18 Apr 2014
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Male, Male Sexuality, Men, Physiology, Premature Ejaculation, Psychology, Science
Tags: Male Sexuality, men, orgasm, Premature Ejaculation, Psychology, Science
Did you ever want to be a marathon sled dog in the sack? Of course you did. We all did. There is hope.
There was a presentation of a small study at the European Congress of Urology in Stockholm recently. Turns out that there may be something you can do in the privacy of your own home to increase your stamina in bed. Exercise. Yep, exercise.
In the study were 40 men, aged 19-46, with lifelong premature ejaculation. They followed a 12 week program of exercising their floor pelvic muscles. And guess what happened.
After the three months, the period of time to reach ejaculation increased from 32 seconds to 2.5 minutes! That is astounding. That gave them 4.6 times longer to enjoy lovemaking with their significant other.
Think about that for a second. These men went from your basic “in-out-done” to a much more intimate sexual relationship. One where there was time to gaze into eyes, call out names several times or re-weave their hair from behind. Can you imagine the psychological impact of this?
Think of the increase in self-confidence. That man can now enjoy his life better, improve his relationship, get a raise and be who he always thought he could be. And that is a d*mn sexy trait in men.
You see, if someone could ease one of their biggest disappointments in life, the world opens up to him. Now pelvic floor exercises have been used to improve incontinence in men for years. Especially after prostate surgery. But they had never really tried them for premature ejaculation, well, not for anyone that suffered from it for a long time. Great stuff.
I certainly hope when they publish and can run larger studies that this will hold true.
Now Doc Johnson, amazing company that it is, cannot help you exercise. You gotta do that on your own buddy. However, when you are not in the gym, we can help delay your premature ejaculation as well.
These are what the FDA calls “Male Genital Desensitizers.” Using benzocaine, it will decrease the amount of stimulation you feel through your penis. That should really help you out in the interim.
Just apply to the underside of the head of your penis, wait a second or two, then proceed with your business. I don’t care who you are sticking it to, but hopefully this will make the encounter more fun for both of you.
Here are a couple links about how you can start doing these exercises today:
http://www.webmd.com/men/pelvic-floor-kegel-exercises-for-men
http://www.askthetrainer.com/pelvic-floor-exercises-for-men/
Remember kids, stay in school and the gym! And keep those cards, letters, naughty pictures and videos coming in!
15 Nov 2013
by Mystertim
in Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Male, Male Sexuality, Men, Psychology
Tags: female sex organs, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, men, Psychology
Cunt.
There it is, right out in front of everyone. Now, it “cunt” a good word or a bad word? There are examples of both.
Good: I’d call you a cunt, but you don’t have the depth or warmth.
Bad: A cunt is a life support system for a pussy.
Discuss.
Dr. Tim loves cunts. I don’t care if you call them vaginas, pussies, beavers, bearded clams, hot pockets, twats or purses. No muff too tough! That’s my motto.
Now this doesn’t have anything to do with the topics, but spell check wanted me to change pussies to Aussies. What the heck! I love them too!
And for all your sexual vaginal needs, buy Doc Johnson Products. Because we think about your pussy all day!
29 Mar 2013
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Anatomy, Butt Sex, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Fetish, Masturbation, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, sex toys
Tags: anal sex, Butt Plugs, fetish, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, sex toys
What a big asshole!
With whom am I angry? No one. No one at all. Today we talk about stretching. Not stretch marks, not playing 21 when you are 70. Orifice stretching.
Over 11 inches around!
That’s right folks, we are stretching open your asshole! Some people develop a real fetish about how far they can enlarge their anal opening. Why? Who knows? One suggestion is that taking something bigger each time is like losing your virginity all over again. Start small, and sooner or later, we have a new car port.
So how to start? Well, remember that time your finger broke through the toilet paper and your eyes flew open when you sank in knuckle-deep? That’s one way. Or you could start with a small dildo. Or…
Work it up or work your way down!
Doc Johnson has all types of toys and devices to satisfy all of your anal needs. Now you may be saying, “Dr Tim, those look so cold and impersonal. How can I get a human touch without actually involving another human?” We can help.
Feels so good!
See? We are here to help you open up and let the sun shine in! Even if it is the place “where the sun doesn’t shine,” usually.
That doesn’t actually address why people stuff such large toys into their openings. Some like the feeling of fullness, being airtight. Others take the humiliation route (keep it consensual!) and like to be “forced” into surrendering themselves to massive insertions. I know a couple of people who just like the challenge and want to be known as the one who sat on a Honda and it disappeared!
Now Dr Tim loves a nice, easy access orifice, but I would like to them to be able to feel me as well. So let’s take just a moment or two and talk about taking care of your ass.
Actually, let me refer you to a very wise and learned blog post: https://quantumcogitation.com/2010/04/30/interesting-question-caution-naughtiness-ahead/
There I cover the anatomy of the anus, different scenarios and good things about butt-fucking. Just remember a few things: Keep your ass clean, do your kegels and use lots and lots of lube! (Did I mention that Doc Johnson sells lubricants? Thought so. Daddy needs to get paid!)
Water-based but feels like silicone!
So spank it, lick it, fuck it, kiss it, spread it and take pictures! Just remember to love your asshole and use genuine Doc Johnson lubes and toys. (And be on the look out for our Oralove flushable feminine hygiene wipes!)
22 Feb 2013
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, sex toys, Strap-ons, Valentine's Day
Tags: anal sex, clitoris, Couples sex talk, dildo, Female Sexuality, fetish, Male Sexuality, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, strap-on
How was your Valentines Day? Did you get any?
C’mon, even married people get laid on Valentines Day. It is practically the law. (Federal law, it is much more than a state thing.)
You didn’t? well, even women get blue balls…
Blue Balls. We Has ‘Em. However, they are the amazing Blooming Ben Wa Balls in the brilliant Black Rose line by Doc Johnson!
If they turn this color, OUCH!
Now that sounds like much more fun, doesn’t it?
Yes, Valentines Day is much like Bondage & Discipline. You always hurt the one you love. And boy, at Doc Johnson do we have some classy ways to do it too. We’ve got everything! Harnesses, cuffs, strap-ons, paddles, whips and other weapons of ass destruction. Spice up your love life. These can be used in any room of the house. This is a very nice selection of products. Wanna see some more pictures? Me too!
So you are probably thinking, “Strap-ons are über-cool! But is that the only thrill available for anal pleasure?”
Fear not my bung-loving lovers. We have some amazing purple butt plugs for you in the very same Black Rose line. (Yes, purple product in Black Rose. Bruises often turn purple before they go black. Won’t tell you exactly how I know, but I’m sure you can find the videos on-line. Can’t you, you little web-monkeys?)
And what’s that? An AMAZING lubricant from Good Old Dr Tim’s research lab! What a wonderful world! Remember: Doc Johnson lubes help you get in and get back out easily, smoothly and with oh so much pleasure!
It is not too late! Since here and now we are alive, go get some of those great Doc Johnson toys and lubes! Show yourself or your significant other(s) how much you care. Tie them up or let yourself be tied up to let your imagination soar. Imagine how you will please your bound beauty. Or how they will please you. Life is good. Seize the Day!
As for Dr Tim? Just keep those cards, letters, pictures and videos coming in! You inspire me. Yes you do. After all, how do you think I test all these lubes and potions? My only thoughts are about you.
And while I am not sure this is what Linda Ronstadt was thinking about when she recorded her album Living in the USA back in 1978, just send me Black Roses…
01 Jan 2013
by Mystertim
in 2012, ANME, Doc Johnson, Psychology
Tags: 2012, 2013, Anderson Cooper, ANME, emotion, Kathy Griffin, Psychology, sex toys
Ho, ho, ho! Happy New Year!
Now I certainly do not want to rain on your Rose Parade, but…
All that happened was this little ball of dirt we call home completed another circuit around the sun. Hooray.
We are celebrating Cosmic Nascar. And Mercury just lapped us again.
Oh Bother! (Yes, bother. Didn’t you read the classics when you were a kid?)
However, I am a not fussy man. Not like Old Uncle Bloggsy, who has his own blog; http://www.newberry.org/book-fair-blog. He puts the “mudge” in curmudgeon.
2012 was full of memorable events. Some of which filled me with joy, others that left me sobbing by the side of the road. Nevertheless, it was ride not to be missed. Now that I think of it, perhaps New Year doesn’t come from a bottle. And the true meaning of New Year is something much more. It is a reference point. And any scientist will tell you, reference points are most important. This is a time when we traditionally look at ourselves and assess the good and the bad.
So how did you do?
Dr Tim’s year was a bit extreme. I sunk as low as a man could go. Went into isolation. Hell looked like Heaven after what I was going through. And it burned. I had my soul hammered on the anvils of Hell. My thoughts, principles, ethics and life were in balance. And I almost let go. Would have been easy too. No more pain, no more suffering, no more darn alarm clocks. Death has always fascinated me. When my first wedding became known folks commented that it was like “Edgar Allen Poe marrying Sylvia Plath.” There no longer seemed to be a point.
But then that old spark lit up my brain like the Fourth of July. Seems as though I am made of some pretty stern stuff. I remembered who I was; I was me the whole time. Imagine my surprise. Found my reference point, re-anchored and came out the other side. Singed, but shining. Told you that reference points were important.
And how I laughed as Kathy Griffin kept trying to give Anderson Cooper a blowjob on CNN. She slips down to her knees very easily, if you catch my drift. Suddenly I am much more attracted to her!
2013, how ya doing? Not sure what you have in store for me, but in the words of a famous politician, “Bring It On!”
Oh yes, be sure to love and always use your Official Doc Johnson Toys and Lubes! After all, if I am sticking around, Daddy needs to get paid! (ANME Show next week! Wait until you see what Doc Johnson is bringing soon to a bedroom near you!)
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