05 Aug 2016
by Mystertim
in Adult Performers, Anal Sex, ANME, Butt Sex, cosmetics, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Men, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Personal Lubricants, Safe Sex, sex toys, sexuality, Vibrators
Tags: dildo, Female Sexuality, fetish, GameLink, gay, Male Sexuality, Motley Crew, Motorhead, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on, vibrator
OK, so I am a bit late. Spent way too much time and money at the Annual Newberry Library Book Fair. (http://www.newberry.org/book-fair-blog)
So let’s catch up. Dr Tim is now a free agent in the Sex Toy and Adult Entertainment world. That means you will see things from many different companies featured on my blog. (For transparency sake, no one is paying me or gifting me with anything yet to do my blog. It is a labor of love…)
So, ANME Summer 2016. I was able to attend the Adult Novelty Manufacturers’ Expo (http://www.anmefounders.com/) and had a wonderful time. I saw lots of new toys, saw old friends and made some new ones as well. Top that off with a free lunch and the show was nothing short of miraculous!
Here are some photo highlights:
You may recognize some of the people, but we have Gianna Michaels, Siouxsie Q, Marcelo, a wonderful lady, BUCK ANGEL(!), a picture of Kendra Lust and my dear friend Sunny! Sorry, no pictures of GameLink’s Jeff Dillionaire and other notables. It was quite the party. Here are a few of the cool toys and stuff:
WOW! Doc Johnson and Kink went in together to do some very cool stuff. You will see some of Dr Tim’s products (the Erase Spray will remove magic marker body writing quite easily), a model that shows the optimum areas for butt-paddling so as not to cause serious injury, massage candles, Motorhead and Motley crew vibrators in case you want to bang more than your heads, and app controlled sex toys that also play tunes and have unlock-able achievement levels.
So all in all, a rousing show. Hopefully I will get a Kink fucking machine to test…
09 Mar 2016
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Strap-ons
Tags: anal sex, dildo, Personal Lubricants, sex, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on
Howdy-Ho everyone!
Did you hear the awesome news? Sounds like all Doc Johnson dildos are going to turn Vac-U-Lock. Yes, that means that you can strap-on just about any new DJ dildo! Here, let me give you a couple of examples:
This is the “Hung” dildo by the Mighty Doc Johnson. Now, get on it and howl!
10 Aug 2015
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male, Male Sexuality, Men, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, Safe Sex, sex toys, Strap-ons, Uncategorized
Tags: anal sex, Couples sex talk, emotion, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, strap-on, women
Sexting is awesome! Fun, titillating and gives me a reason to not hate having a smartphone.
However, it is also fraught with danger, especially for children. But for adults, a recent study shows so much benefit from nasty texts.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/news/fullstory_154019.html
88% of the folks in the survey admitted to texting. Almost nine out of ten. That is a whole lot of data usage. And it turns out that women tend to send sexts instead of receiving them. Food for thought? And that almost 75% of the respondents exchanged sexts with a committed partner. Warms the heart. As mentioned in the article, perhaps that is one way couples can talk about sex if a face-to-face discussion would be too intense for them. I am certainly in favor for anything that improves communication between partners. With luck, sexting fantasies can make their way into the bedroom, boardroom or even the garage!
As stated in the article, “But greater sexting frequency was linked to greater sexual satisfaction among both men and women, particularly when sexters were in a relationship, the survey found. In fact, with the exception of those who said they were in a “very committed” relationship, couples who sexted more often were more likely to say they were satisfied with their relationship. For those in very committed relationships, sexting made no difference in sexual satisfaction, the study found.
By contrast, sexting had little effect on sexual satisfaction for people who weren’t in relationships. Twenty-six percent of the group described themselves as single, the survey found.”
So for better or for worse, sexting is here to stay.
So how do you feel about sexting? Dr Tim certainly enjoys it. And knowing that those sexts are out there in the cyber universe doesn’t bother me in the least. Oh my goodness, the government might discover that I enjoy sex! Heavens, I feel that I may swoon. And for those of us that work too much and play too little, it seems as that is as close to “afternoon delight” as most of us get these days. In fact, perhaps the mighty Doc Johnson could help make your sexts a little sweeter to your sweetie.
Imagine sending a little something using some of these items:
That will light up their eyes and fire that devious imagination. But then that is probably why you sent them a sext in the first place! Have fun, win awards and as always, keep sending in those naughty sexts and videos. Dr Tim loves each and every one of you!
22 May 2015
by Mystertim
in Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Humanity, Male, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Men, Personal Lubricants, Science
Tags: dildo, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, men, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex, sex toys, sexuality, women
Today’s missive from the bedroom comes to us from the University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston.
Their study discovered that men who consume more caffeine have a lower risk of erectile dysfunction. It worked for obese, overweight and hypertensive men too. (Except diabetics, they are fucked!)
Here you go, check it out: http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0123547
The US Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee’s position is that drinking 3-5 cups of coffee per day reduces the risk of type-2 diabetes and heart disease. Those are two of the biggest baddies related to your not being able to perform.
So how much java do we need? (Programmers need not reply.) The magic number to reduce the possibility of impotence is 2-3 cups per day. Now they did take all the normal sources of caffeine into account including coffee, tea, soda and even sports drinks. No mention of energy drinks though, must have been an oversight. Here are how the numbers break down:
Control Group – 0-7 mg of caffeine daily
Moderate Drinkers – 85-170 mg – 42% less chance of erectile dysfunction
Heavy Drinkers – 171-303 mg – 39% less chance of erectile dysfunction
Bear in mind that a good cup of coffee (K-Cup) has about 120 mg in 8 fluid ounces. If you want to check lots of stuff about caffeine, go to one of my favorite websites http://www.caffeineinformer.com/
It will fill you in on the amount of caffeine in food and drinks, but best of all, click on the tab for caffeine calculator. You type in your favorite drink, your weight and it will tell you how much you can safely drink (based of caffeine content) and also give you the amount you would have to consume for the caffeine to kill you! Loads of laughs.
Here is how they think it works: The caffeine relaxes certain muscles and arteries in the penis which enhances your ability to have an erection by increasing blood flow. So when you are clubbing, throw back some shots of espresso. You’ll be sober, hard and ready for action.
Benefits are three-fold;
You have an excuse to drink up! It’s not that you want the caffeine, you’re doing it for her!
You become a marathon sled dog! No more one and done for you.
You probably won’t fall asleep right after coitus. That may not be a benefit, but it works for her.
Since you’re up, you might as well use some great Doc Johnson products. The two of you will need to lay in a stock of lubricant, strokers and dildos. Good for those long session either together or by yourself. And do we have some cool stuff for you.
That’s the big one too!
Vicky Vette – Sweet Lady – D*mn hot fuck!
So grab a cup o’Joe and he will probably give you cup-full!
01 May 2015
by Mystertim
in Adult Performers, Anal Sex, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, sexuality, Strap-ons, Vibrators
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, Couples sex talk, dildo, fellatio, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, gay, Lesbian, Male Sexuality, masturbation, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on, vibrator
Greetings oh mighty tantric warriors!
Today I want to clue you in on a little secret. Doc Johnson has a radio show!
Sadly it does not star yours truly, but is instead helmed by Chad and Sunny.
You never know what will happen!
These two fun folks are the Creative Director and Head of Marketing, respectively. And they are a blast. Sweet, sexy, nasty and knowledgable. (You decide whom is which.) They talk about sex stuff, interview experts, adult stars and make some cute videos. Oh, they also take phone comments. (You can hear Dr Tim on at least one show. Hint: pubic hair…)
So, let the links begin:
http://playboyradio.com/shows/ask-the-doc/
http://www.docjohnson.com/askthedocshow
https://www.facebook.com/askthedocshow/app_190322544333196
https://soundcloud.com/ask-the-doc
http://www.podcastchart.com/podcasts/ask-the-doc
https://www.youtube.com/user/DOCJOHNSON1976/featured
https://twitter.com/askthedocshow
Check them out. They are hotter than a ten-dollar laser.
27 Jun 2014
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Breasts, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, sexuality, Strap-ons, Vibrators
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, clitoris, dildo, fellatio, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on
Summertime and the living is easy!
Oh the sights, sounds and smells of summer. Scantily clothed people, moans through the screens and the sweet smell of BBQ wafting through the air. Now I know that there is a big divide between charcoal and propane users, however that is not our focus today.
We’re talking BBQ Sex! If you think about it, BBQ is quite a bit like sexual smorgasbord. It has everything for oral, anal and kink. A little back story: While working at my desk this morning my gaze wandered over to my box of Altoids. Many of you are familiar with those “curiously strong mints” and their many uses in sexual matters. Well, thinking how nice they are after having a potent lunch, I thought about BBQ. And if this has never happened to you, sorry but many has been the time when my partner and I have been enjoying grilled ribs with corn on the cob that bones have been thrown to the side, mouths rush together with searching tongues and all fun breaks loose! Nobody worries about garlic breath then, do they?
Marinades are like mental foreplay. They start by soaking things with spices and herbs in preparation of sizzling action. Mental foreplay is usually best when like marinading, it takes place overnight. That gives everyone/thing time to prepare and the hunger grows. Antici………..
Pation.
Physical foreplay is next. Start heating up your grill. So sweet when your meat slides into something firecracker hot. Remind me to send a card to my first wife, she had the hottest I ever experienced. Listen to that meat sizzle. Smells so good. Sounds so good. Can’t wait to put it in your mouth. So let’s do side dishes.
OK, this may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I knew a fine lady who could butter the corn with her tongue. Yes, instead of a knife she used her tongue covered in butter. Sometimes she would use her lips to make sure the butter was spread evenly. 😉 This works equally on all veggies. Asparagus and oh what she could do with roasted potatoes. By this time your BBQ sauce is getting hot and the meat is ready to be turned. I know you want to flip it as many times as possible, but patience grasshopper. Good BBQ takes time, go low and slow.
Time to eat! Maybe you started by tossing some salad. Love tossing salad! Even with dressing already on it. Dig in! Enjoy those grilled potatoes and corn. The ribs are so good that the meat just falls into your mouth and that sauce is bone-sucking good. Always swallow the sauce.
Feel that warmth in your belly? It’s getting good now. Maybe some fresh strawberries (Oxnard strawberries are the best!) and fresh whipped cream. Lick the cream and enjoy that firm, red berry.
Screw it! Toss the food and grab your partner! Make creative use of the BBQ tools. That spatula is great for spanking. Drive that summer experience home and head for the pool!
Amazing what happens in that pool. Right Elaine? Enjoy your summer, enjoy the outdoors and take your fine Doc Johnson sex toys and lubes with you! Oh, we don’t sell Altoids, but try these fine mints which are available at your favorite store.
14 Feb 2014
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Breasts, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, Valentine's Day
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, clitoris, dildo, fellatio, masturbation, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex toys
Ah, Valentine’s Day!
The perfect time to rekindle romance with your significant other and bask in the glories of love.
Or least do some serious snuggling since your electricity went out in the recent storm and they estimate your power won’t be back on until March.
But here in Sunny Southern California, it is all about the Love.
Love is patient, Love is kind. Love is taking it from behind. Oh come on! This is all about sex and you know it. Whether you are with the one you love, the group you love or you are just loving on yourself, someone is putting out today. Not to sound jaded, but all the signs have been there for years. Roses to show that she is rare, delicate and fragile. (You see, you bring them home like ancient men would bring home a mastodon steak or something. You are the big, strong protector with a gentle side.) Chocolate to help put you in the mood. (Remember consuming large quantities of chocolate fire up the same brain centers as the feeling of love.) Champagne because candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker! Fancy dinners out so your partner can dress up, fell sexy and notice how everyone looks at them with a hunger in their eyes. And a card because, well, not too sure why a card. You’ll have to ask Hallmark. Although it may have something to do with turning a valentine heart upside down makes it look like a sweet ass or bodacious set of boobs…
Add it all up and you guys will be feeling sexy as fuck. And that was your end goal in the first place!
Now, both of you are ready, in the mood and raring to go. Stop a moment. After everything you two have done for each other today, bed time should be special time. A special time where you are both willing to please each other and maybe do that thing they always wanted. But how?
Enter the Doctor. Doc Johnson specifically. We make all the toys, lubes and lotions you will need to make this night really stand out in your diary. Break out the vibrators, dildos and strap-ons. Use ’em on her than let her use ’em on you! That’s right. Time to go places you’ve never told anyone that you have already been. Who knows? They may like it. Or call you a sick freak of a pervert, but nothing ventured, nothing gained. But do you really want or need a partner who won’t get down and dirty with you? Besides, they probably already know but are waiting on you to make the move. And for you solo artists; we love you too! use something special as you fap to internet porn or your favorite romantic movie/book.
Note: Dr. Tim is not a sick freak of a pervert. I am delightfully uninhibited!
Check out www.docjohnson.com. You cannot buy from our site, but you can see all of the wonders we made just for you. Ask for them by name at your local adult retailer or one of the fine internet stores.
So today, remember to be tender, loving and romantic. It pays off in the end. Or your end…
02 Sep 2013
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, Female, Female Sexuality, Masturbation, Physiology, sex toys, Women
Tags: female sex organs, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, women
Is it really Labor Day already?
Seems like it was July just a second ago, and here I am home from Burning Man. *We’ll talk about that another day.)
Fashion magazines. Full of fashion, fluff and nonsense. Or are they?
Sometimes there are very pleasant surprises such as an excellent article on a very serious subject for the Ladies, pelvic pain.
Please check out these links. Hopefully they will help someone we know and love. Could even be you!
http://www.elle.com/beauty/health-fitness/cure-pelvic-pain
http://www.elle.com/beauty/health-fitness/pelvic-therapy-practitioner-amy-stein-interview
http://beyondbasicspt.wordpress.com/
And of course, the Mighty Doc Johnson has some items to help you:
And don’t forget the lube!
29 Mar 2013
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Anatomy, Butt Sex, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Fetish, Masturbation, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, sex toys
Tags: anal sex, Butt Plugs, fetish, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, sex toys
What a big asshole!
With whom am I angry? No one. No one at all. Today we talk about stretching. Not stretch marks, not playing 21 when you are 70. Orifice stretching.
Over 11 inches around!
That’s right folks, we are stretching open your asshole! Some people develop a real fetish about how far they can enlarge their anal opening. Why? Who knows? One suggestion is that taking something bigger each time is like losing your virginity all over again. Start small, and sooner or later, we have a new car port.
So how to start? Well, remember that time your finger broke through the toilet paper and your eyes flew open when you sank in knuckle-deep? That’s one way. Or you could start with a small dildo. Or…
Work it up or work your way down!
Doc Johnson has all types of toys and devices to satisfy all of your anal needs. Now you may be saying, “Dr Tim, those look so cold and impersonal. How can I get a human touch without actually involving another human?” We can help.
Feels so good!
See? We are here to help you open up and let the sun shine in! Even if it is the place “where the sun doesn’t shine,” usually.
That doesn’t actually address why people stuff such large toys into their openings. Some like the feeling of fullness, being airtight. Others take the humiliation route (keep it consensual!) and like to be “forced” into surrendering themselves to massive insertions. I know a couple of people who just like the challenge and want to be known as the one who sat on a Honda and it disappeared!
Now Dr Tim loves a nice, easy access orifice, but I would like to them to be able to feel me as well. So let’s take just a moment or two and talk about taking care of your ass.
Actually, let me refer you to a very wise and learned blog post: https://quantumcogitation.com/2010/04/30/interesting-question-caution-naughtiness-ahead/
There I cover the anatomy of the anus, different scenarios and good things about butt-fucking. Just remember a few things: Keep your ass clean, do your kegels and use lots and lots of lube! (Did I mention that Doc Johnson sells lubricants? Thought so. Daddy needs to get paid!)
Water-based but feels like silicone!
So spank it, lick it, fuck it, kiss it, spread it and take pictures! Just remember to love your asshole and use genuine Doc Johnson lubes and toys. (And be on the look out for our Oralove flushable feminine hygiene wipes!)
22 Mar 2013
by Mystertim
in Dildos, Doc Johnson, Masturbation, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, Strap-ons, Vibrators
Tags: dildo, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, strap-on, vibrator
Dildos. Vibrators. Soybeans. Tofu. (Well, they are meat substitutes…)
I am talking about the care and maintenance of your Mom’s Best Friend.
We get many questions about what lubricants to use with which toys, so I thought I would run down the list.
UR3:
Lifelike material – Phthalate Free: Use water-based lube. Sure, you could use silicone lube, but be sure to wash that bad boy off right away!
PVC Soft
Bendable – Phthalate Free: Use water-based lube. Yes, you can use silicone too or even Crisco, but wash it up when you finish!
PVC Hard
Non-flexible – Phthalate Free: Any old lube you want to use! Wash afterwards. (Hey! Did you see this one on House of Lies? You HAVE to get Showtime!)
Jelly
Soft – Bendable – Phthalate Free: Use water-based lube!
Silicone:
100% Platinum Cured Silicone: Use water-based lube! Some silicone toys are incompatible with some silicone lubes. Makes them melt. Tread carefully and if you insist on using a silicone based lube, wash, wash, wash right away after use.
Now I didn’t want you guys to feel left out although I know quite a few of you use vibrators and dildos too. So:
Please her, tease her, love her and use her. But you must wash her too! Preferably before you fall asleep…
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