03 Feb 2017
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, Breasts, Couples Sexuality, Female, Female Sexuality, Humanity, Medical, Physiology, Safe Sex, sexuality, Women
Tags: Couples sex talk, emotion, female sex organs, Female Sexuality, Psychology, Science, sex, sexuality, women
I’m baaack!
Today is February 3rd, or Wear Red Day promoting heart health for women. Serious stuff! Now you can skip my rambling and go to http://www.fda.gov/ForConsumers/ByAudience/ForWomen/WomensHealthTopics/ucm117974.htm and check it out for yourself.
For your convenience, you can find the information in 18 different languages here: http://www.fda.gov/ForConsumers/ByAudience/ForWomen/FreePublications/ucm126287.htm
There are four basic tenets:
- Eat a heart healthy diet. Basically low salt/sodium, limit trans fats and cut back on sugar. Stuff we all know how to do, but rarely practice. (Guilty!)
- Manage your health conditions. If you have high cholesterol, blood pressure, diabetic problems. Get on the wagon and take care of them. These can lead to heart problems. Take your medications and follow your doctor’s advice.
- Get the facts about aspirin. Taking a daily aspirin for preventing heart attacks and strokes is not right for everyone. So talk to your doctor. That way you can dial in the appropriate dosage, etc. And remember to remind them of any other medications you are taking. I know your doctor should know, but we cannot remember everything all the time.
- Know the signs of a heart attack. Men and women can have different symptoms, so be sure you go over the links I posted above. Also, check out this video that Elizabeth Banks did a few years ago. She had a heart attack in real life. https://youtu.be/t7wmPWTnDbE
Fine. That’s under your chest. Now let’s go downstairs. (I am great at foreplay!)
Pelvic Inflammatory Disease: An estimated 2.5 million women have an often symptomless infection of the urinary tract that can lead to infertility and lasting abdominal pain. The infection can be cured however, if left untreated long enough, the physical damage may be permanent. PID is a complication of a previous sexually transmitted disease or STD. https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/66/wr/mm6603a3.htm
Yes, we are talking about everybody’s friends chlamydia and gonorrhea. Around 1.5 million cases of chlamydia and 400,000 cases of gonorrhea were reported in 2015. That’s reported, and we know that not everyone reports their health situations. Here’s the thing: these diseases often do not show symptoms and can go undiagnosed and untreated. Now if that leads to PID:
“Pelvic inflammatory disease symptoms may include persistent abdominal pain, fever, abnormal vaginal discharge, or pain or bleeding during sexual intercourse. PID poses long-term hazards such as infertility, chronic pelvic pain and ectopic pregnancy. Ectopic pregnancies occur when an embryo implants in the fallopian tube instead of the uterus.
No single test can diagnose PID, so doctors often rely on symptom reporting. But PID often doesn’t cause symptoms. “That’s one of the scariest things because you may not know it’s even happening,” she said.” https://medlineplus.gov/news/fullstory_163399.html
Your background doesn’t matter. If you are sexually active, get tested every year or as often as your insurance will pay for it. (Adult actors test every month!) Because the more active you are with different partners, the bigger your risk. Make sure that use condoms or other barrier protections. It is a rough world out there.
So that was a very romantic and sexy return for Quantum Cogitation. But ladies, take care of yourselves. You cannot make a difference if you are not around. Plus, I still think I have a shot with you! Are you a beaver? Cuz, Dam!
I will be back more often so please keep sending those cards, letters, photos and videos coming.
05 Aug 2016
by Mystertim
in Adult Performers, Anal Sex, ANME, Butt Sex, cosmetics, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Men, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Personal Lubricants, Safe Sex, sex toys, sexuality, Vibrators
Tags: dildo, Female Sexuality, fetish, GameLink, gay, Male Sexuality, Motley Crew, Motorhead, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on, vibrator
OK, so I am a bit late. Spent way too much time and money at the Annual Newberry Library Book Fair. (http://www.newberry.org/book-fair-blog)
So let’s catch up. Dr Tim is now a free agent in the Sex Toy and Adult Entertainment world. That means you will see things from many different companies featured on my blog. (For transparency sake, no one is paying me or gifting me with anything yet to do my blog. It is a labor of love…)
So, ANME Summer 2016. I was able to attend the Adult Novelty Manufacturers’ Expo (http://www.anmefounders.com/) and had a wonderful time. I saw lots of new toys, saw old friends and made some new ones as well. Top that off with a free lunch and the show was nothing short of miraculous!
Here are some photo highlights:
You may recognize some of the people, but we have Gianna Michaels, Siouxsie Q, Marcelo, a wonderful lady, BUCK ANGEL(!), a picture of Kendra Lust and my dear friend Sunny! Sorry, no pictures of GameLink’s Jeff Dillionaire and other notables. It was quite the party. Here are a few of the cool toys and stuff:
WOW! Doc Johnson and Kink went in together to do some very cool stuff. You will see some of Dr Tim’s products (the Erase Spray will remove magic marker body writing quite easily), a model that shows the optimum areas for butt-paddling so as not to cause serious injury, massage candles, Motorhead and Motley crew vibrators in case you want to bang more than your heads, and app controlled sex toys that also play tunes and have unlock-able achievement levels.
So all in all, a rousing show. Hopefully I will get a Kink fucking machine to test…
09 Mar 2016
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Strap-ons
Tags: anal sex, dildo, Personal Lubricants, sex, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on
Howdy-Ho everyone!
Did you hear the awesome news? Sounds like all Doc Johnson dildos are going to turn Vac-U-Lock. Yes, that means that you can strap-on just about any new DJ dildo! Here, let me give you a couple of examples:
This is the “Hung” dildo by the Mighty Doc Johnson. Now, get on it and howl!
10 Aug 2015
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male, Male Sexuality, Men, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, Safe Sex, sex toys, Strap-ons, Uncategorized
Tags: anal sex, Couples sex talk, emotion, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, strap-on, women
Sexting is awesome! Fun, titillating and gives me a reason to not hate having a smartphone.
However, it is also fraught with danger, especially for children. But for adults, a recent study shows so much benefit from nasty texts.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/news/fullstory_154019.html
88% of the folks in the survey admitted to texting. Almost nine out of ten. That is a whole lot of data usage. And it turns out that women tend to send sexts instead of receiving them. Food for thought? And that almost 75% of the respondents exchanged sexts with a committed partner. Warms the heart. As mentioned in the article, perhaps that is one way couples can talk about sex if a face-to-face discussion would be too intense for them. I am certainly in favor for anything that improves communication between partners. With luck, sexting fantasies can make their way into the bedroom, boardroom or even the garage!
As stated in the article, “But greater sexting frequency was linked to greater sexual satisfaction among both men and women, particularly when sexters were in a relationship, the survey found. In fact, with the exception of those who said they were in a “very committed” relationship, couples who sexted more often were more likely to say they were satisfied with their relationship. For those in very committed relationships, sexting made no difference in sexual satisfaction, the study found.
By contrast, sexting had little effect on sexual satisfaction for people who weren’t in relationships. Twenty-six percent of the group described themselves as single, the survey found.”
So for better or for worse, sexting is here to stay.
So how do you feel about sexting? Dr Tim certainly enjoys it. And knowing that those sexts are out there in the cyber universe doesn’t bother me in the least. Oh my goodness, the government might discover that I enjoy sex! Heavens, I feel that I may swoon. And for those of us that work too much and play too little, it seems as that is as close to “afternoon delight” as most of us get these days. In fact, perhaps the mighty Doc Johnson could help make your sexts a little sweeter to your sweetie.
Imagine sending a little something using some of these items:
That will light up their eyes and fire that devious imagination. But then that is probably why you sent them a sext in the first place! Have fun, win awards and as always, keep sending in those naughty sexts and videos. Dr Tim loves each and every one of you!
22 May 2015
by Mystertim
in Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Humanity, Male, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Men, Personal Lubricants, Science
Tags: dildo, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, men, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex, sex toys, sexuality, women
Today’s missive from the bedroom comes to us from the University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston.
Their study discovered that men who consume more caffeine have a lower risk of erectile dysfunction. It worked for obese, overweight and hypertensive men too. (Except diabetics, they are fucked!)
Here you go, check it out: http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0123547
The US Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee’s position is that drinking 3-5 cups of coffee per day reduces the risk of type-2 diabetes and heart disease. Those are two of the biggest baddies related to your not being able to perform.
So how much java do we need? (Programmers need not reply.) The magic number to reduce the possibility of impotence is 2-3 cups per day. Now they did take all the normal sources of caffeine into account including coffee, tea, soda and even sports drinks. No mention of energy drinks though, must have been an oversight. Here are how the numbers break down:
Control Group – 0-7 mg of caffeine daily
Moderate Drinkers – 85-170 mg – 42% less chance of erectile dysfunction
Heavy Drinkers – 171-303 mg – 39% less chance of erectile dysfunction
Bear in mind that a good cup of coffee (K-Cup) has about 120 mg in 8 fluid ounces. If you want to check lots of stuff about caffeine, go to one of my favorite websites http://www.caffeineinformer.com/
It will fill you in on the amount of caffeine in food and drinks, but best of all, click on the tab for caffeine calculator. You type in your favorite drink, your weight and it will tell you how much you can safely drink (based of caffeine content) and also give you the amount you would have to consume for the caffeine to kill you! Loads of laughs.
Here is how they think it works: The caffeine relaxes certain muscles and arteries in the penis which enhances your ability to have an erection by increasing blood flow. So when you are clubbing, throw back some shots of espresso. You’ll be sober, hard and ready for action.
Benefits are three-fold;
You have an excuse to drink up! It’s not that you want the caffeine, you’re doing it for her!
You become a marathon sled dog! No more one and done for you.
You probably won’t fall asleep right after coitus. That may not be a benefit, but it works for her.
Since you’re up, you might as well use some great Doc Johnson products. The two of you will need to lay in a stock of lubricant, strokers and dildos. Good for those long session either together or by yourself. And do we have some cool stuff for you.
That’s the big one too!
Vicky Vette – Sweet Lady – D*mn hot fuck!
So grab a cup o’Joe and he will probably give you cup-full!
01 May 2015
by Mystertim
in Adult Performers, Anal Sex, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, sexuality, Strap-ons, Vibrators
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, Couples sex talk, dildo, fellatio, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, gay, Lesbian, Male Sexuality, masturbation, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on, vibrator
Greetings oh mighty tantric warriors!
Today I want to clue you in on a little secret. Doc Johnson has a radio show!
Sadly it does not star yours truly, but is instead helmed by Chad and Sunny.
You never know what will happen!
These two fun folks are the Creative Director and Head of Marketing, respectively. And they are a blast. Sweet, sexy, nasty and knowledgable. (You decide whom is which.) They talk about sex stuff, interview experts, adult stars and make some cute videos. Oh, they also take phone comments. (You can hear Dr Tim on at least one show. Hint: pubic hair…)
So, let the links begin:
http://playboyradio.com/shows/ask-the-doc/
http://www.docjohnson.com/askthedocshow
https://www.facebook.com/askthedocshow/app_190322544333196
https://soundcloud.com/ask-the-doc
http://www.podcastchart.com/podcasts/ask-the-doc
https://www.youtube.com/user/DOCJOHNSON1976/featured
https://twitter.com/askthedocshow
Check them out. They are hotter than a ten-dollar laser.
24 Mar 2015
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female, Female Sexuality, Male, Male Sexuality, Men, sexuality, Women
Tags: Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Psychology, sexuality, women
Presented for your approval: Two studies from the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
1. Exercise helps men’s sex life.
2. Sleep helps increase feminine arousal.
Let’s see by show of hands who wasn’t aware of these findings. Only a few of you? Good.
Men: Get off your ass and exercise. Those with 2 or more hours of strenuous exercise, 3.5 hours of moderate exercise or 6 hours of light exercise a week more easily attained erections, stayed hard longer, had better orgasms and more frequent sexual activity. Hmm, who would have thought that having a toned, fit body increased your sex life?
Women: Apparently each extra hour of sleep you gets may increase the likelihood of sex by 14% the next day. A well-rested woman is a sexy woman indeed. She feels it, you feel it and everyone gets happy. Who knew? I’ve been putting women to sleep in bed for years and never knew it was increasing my chances. Guys, if she is sleeping, let her sleep! You will probably get lucky in the morning.
But what chaps my hide is that I have to bust ass on the stair master while she gets to keep snoozing. Next thing they’ll tell me is that beef jerky is not an aphrodisiac. Though I find a spicy dinner puts a warmth in the lower belly that ignites the flame.
Work out, get enough sleep and eat good healthy stuff. Do I really need to be telling you any of this? (Oh yeah, buy stuff from Doc Johnson. Daddy needs some Cajun alligator jerky!)
05 Feb 2015
by Mystertim
in Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Men, sexuality, Women
Tags: Couples sex talk, female sex organs, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, men, sex
22 Aug 2014
by Mystertim
in Couples Sexuality, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Orgasm, Psychology, Science, sexuality
Tags: Female Sexuality, Lesbian, Male Sexuality, masturbation, orgasm, Psychology, sexuality, Transexual, women
Here is a topic that is near and dear to my heart: Orgasms. I’ve been studying them for years. Not clinically, but let’s just say that I have completed years of informal study. (Mostly my own, sadly.)
Presented for your evaluation: In the August 18, 2014 issue of The Journal of Sexual Medicine, a study was conducted on the rate of orgasms achieved with a regular partner. The results may or may not startle you.
Men (Gay or Straight) – 75% of the time
Women (Lesbian) – 75 % of the time
Women (Straight) – 63% of the time.
So what’s the deal? Nobody knows. Although there is some very interesting data presented. The difference between straight and gay women is particularly significant. One of the study leaders implied that perhaps penetrative sex is more crucial to straight women than for gay women. Not sure how I feel about that. It seems that our perceptions of sex, what it is versus what we think it should be causes many of our problems. Everyone has an idea of the perfect sexual encounter. And if sex does not happen that way, perhaps orgasm becomes elusive.
Also, the research brings up a common complaint. There needs to be better communication between partners. Here is a quote from the study about heterosexual partners: “The most successful means of increasing satisfaction has always been increased communication and attentiveness to the partner’s responsiveness,” Lloyd said. In other words, talk and pay attention.
Well, yeah. That goes for pretty much everybody. Notice how your partner is reacting and adjust accordingly. One clue is when she says. “Oh yeah, right there!” If she says that, keep doing exactly what you are doing. Make it good. Make it epic!
Talk about sex. Experiment. It takes a lot of work to develop trust between partners. Who knows, maybe she needs some additional stimulation or perhaps a good vibrator. Now where can you find something like that? That’s right, DOC JOHNSON! Take a trip to your local sex toy emporium or go online. Doc Johnson has tons of toys, lubricants and implements of mass pleasure. Collect them all and trade them with your friends!
Now I have added a link to a website that will give you more information, but let’s end on another quote.
“Satisfaction is different from orgasm — many women can be sexually satisfied without orgasm,” Lloyd said. “We can’t infer that there are legions of unsatisfied heterosexual women because of this study. We’d have to ask them.”
If you need me, I will be out in the field conducting research…
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/news/fullstory_147977.html
27 Jun 2014
by Mystertim
in Anal Sex, Breasts, Butt Sex, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Doc Johnson, Female Sexuality, Fetish, Male Sexuality, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, sexuality, Strap-ons, Vibrators
Tags: anal sex, Blowjob, clitoris, dildo, fellatio, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on
Summertime and the living is easy!
Oh the sights, sounds and smells of summer. Scantily clothed people, moans through the screens and the sweet smell of BBQ wafting through the air. Now I know that there is a big divide between charcoal and propane users, however that is not our focus today.
We’re talking BBQ Sex! If you think about it, BBQ is quite a bit like sexual smorgasbord. It has everything for oral, anal and kink. A little back story: While working at my desk this morning my gaze wandered over to my box of Altoids. Many of you are familiar with those “curiously strong mints” and their many uses in sexual matters. Well, thinking how nice they are after having a potent lunch, I thought about BBQ. And if this has never happened to you, sorry but many has been the time when my partner and I have been enjoying grilled ribs with corn on the cob that bones have been thrown to the side, mouths rush together with searching tongues and all fun breaks loose! Nobody worries about garlic breath then, do they?
Marinades are like mental foreplay. They start by soaking things with spices and herbs in preparation of sizzling action. Mental foreplay is usually best when like marinading, it takes place overnight. That gives everyone/thing time to prepare and the hunger grows. Antici………..
Pation.
Physical foreplay is next. Start heating up your grill. So sweet when your meat slides into something firecracker hot. Remind me to send a card to my first wife, she had the hottest I ever experienced. Listen to that meat sizzle. Smells so good. Sounds so good. Can’t wait to put it in your mouth. So let’s do side dishes.
OK, this may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I knew a fine lady who could butter the corn with her tongue. Yes, instead of a knife she used her tongue covered in butter. Sometimes she would use her lips to make sure the butter was spread evenly. 😉 This works equally on all veggies. Asparagus and oh what she could do with roasted potatoes. By this time your BBQ sauce is getting hot and the meat is ready to be turned. I know you want to flip it as many times as possible, but patience grasshopper. Good BBQ takes time, go low and slow.
Time to eat! Maybe you started by tossing some salad. Love tossing salad! Even with dressing already on it. Dig in! Enjoy those grilled potatoes and corn. The ribs are so good that the meat just falls into your mouth and that sauce is bone-sucking good. Always swallow the sauce.
Feel that warmth in your belly? It’s getting good now. Maybe some fresh strawberries (Oxnard strawberries are the best!) and fresh whipped cream. Lick the cream and enjoy that firm, red berry.
Screw it! Toss the food and grab your partner! Make creative use of the BBQ tools. That spatula is great for spanking. Drive that summer experience home and head for the pool!
Amazing what happens in that pool. Right Elaine? Enjoy your summer, enjoy the outdoors and take your fine Doc Johnson sex toys and lubes with you! Oh, we don’t sell Altoids, but try these fine mints which are available at your favorite store.
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