Today’s topic is near and dear to my heart. Priapism.
So what is Priapism? Why is that a bad thing?
Priapism is when the penis or clitoris remains erect for four or more hours with no physical or psychological stimulation. This is not a good thing. Believe it or not, priapism can lead to permanent erectile dysfunction, meaning that if it is not treated quickly, the damage caused may prevent you from ever attaining a natural erection again!
There are two types: High flow and low flow. High flow is rather uncommon and involves a ruptured artery which caused the blood to flow into your penis. It is like a garden hose where the pressure never relents. Low flow is when the blood flows into the penis, but cannot get back out.
Causes: Drug use both prescription and illegal, blood disease like sickle-cell anemia, blood clots, injury to the area, even poisonous venom from a scorpion or black widow spider.
Treatments: Ice packs, pharmaceuticals and inserting a needle to remove the blood. That does not sound like any fun at all!
So really, if you have an erection that lasts over four hours, get to the Emergency Room! Do not risk it. Cases of pripism with women are possible, but most uncommon. This is basically a guy thing.
However, there is a major difference between priapism and being a Marathon Sled Dog like Dr Tim!
I am not bragging (OK, I am) but my record sack time was ten and a half hours. Sure stopping for lunch and a shower made it more like ten hours, but I’m keeping the half.
It is not uncommon for men to be able to last an eternity in the sack, but it is also not always welcome. If I had a nickel for every time a woman asked me, “Through yet?” I would easily have a dollar and a half today. Guys, she may want you to last longer, but not all night! She’s got other stuff to do besides you. Saying that “We are going to do it all night long!” is a much different reality than actually doing it all night long. There is chafing, body odors, stiff necks and all sorts of things that are not pretty.
Some of you are going to want to know how to last that long. Here are a couple of secrets. Masturbate. A lot. You will get so used to your hand with kung-fu grip that the clench of a normal vagina or rectum will not give you the stimulation you need to orgasm. Not sure how that could be fun. Another includes body modification, so I think I will not explain it. Although this may have something to do with my personal longevity. Which is a pretty interesting story. We should discuss it someday during the afterglow.
Some guys can do it psychologically. Train yourself not to orgasm because orgasm equals babies. Still wear a condom though, pre-cum has sperm in it too. Then when you get close, back off, give her some face until the feeling passes. If I deny the first orgasm, I can go just shy of forever. But make sure that your partner is a willing participant or it may end badly for you. I had a woman break up with me because she claimed I was faking orgasm. This woman would cry if she could not get me to cum quickly, so I started faking it. Funny thing is, the time she accused me of faking it, I hadn’t. So make sure to keep it real.
Now some of us are just not meant to be marathon men. Don’t worry about it. Dr Tim has an answer for you. Use some of Doc Johnson’s Prolong Male Genital Desensitizer. Just a dab under the head and you will increase your sack time. And who knows? Maybe after a while you won’t need it any more.
So how long is too long?
If you dick doesn’t go down after four hours and you haven’t been playing – run to the doctor.
If you are a marathon sled dog – it’s over when she says it’s over. Make sure she is happy and just maybe she will stick around to finish you off.
Now MUSH!
Quantum Cogitation 