Kids today like fantastical things,
Androids, computers and Wookies.
I’m old-school, and loves me some
Fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies.
It’s true. Bring me some fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies and you will see that gleam in my eye. Be ready for a XXX throw-down. And remember, I am the Undefeated Championship Belt Holder!
(If you can’t deliver the cookies to me in-person, please enclose naughty photos with your package…)
Quantum Cogitation 
Mar 28, 2012 @ 18:56:40
You may be the belt holder, but I carries the hose.