So, how’s it going these days?
A little rough? Yeah, here too. I mean the economy, the environment, politics, well everything is getting complicated.
For example: To save the Earth, stop using plastic bags! Makes sense. Plastic takes a long time to break-down and quite frankly the landfills are stuffed with plastic bags and bottles. But guess what? I put “Plastic bag manufacturer” + “plant closure” into a search engine and discovered that globally over 30,000 people have lost their jobs due to factories that make those plastic bags have had to close! Decreased demand equals decreased supply equals decreased employment.
The economy is tanking, people are losing their jobs and you would rather save the planet? Like I said, tricky.
And that brings me to sex toys.
How? Easy. When my mind gets frantic with political correctness, war, trauma, the economy, etc, nothing clears the mind better (in less time than time than meditation) than a good orgasm. A good orgasm clears the mind, relieves the stress and generally brightens the day. Now when it comes to orgasming, I’m a pretty handy guy. 😉
But sometimes you need more to really make it memorable. Whether you are with your significant other, a friendly group or flying solo, toys and lubes can help. And while there are many, many excellent products on the market, you should buy everything that my company makes. (Remember the bit about decreased demand? Daddy needs to get paid!) There are all types of strokers, dildos, butt plugs, vibrators, cock rings, pumps, lubes, creams and stuff for every taste and every flavor. If you aren’t sure what to buy, ask me! I can help.
“But Dr Tim!” you say, “Everything seems so expensive!” Well, yes. Good sex toys can be pricey, but look at it this way: You could buy a sex swing, a good vibrator and some lube or go on vacation. A vacation is over in a week, but those sex toys are something you will have for a long, long time. (Apologies to Woody Allen.)
So leave your inhibitions at the door, grab your favorite partner or toy, put Skinimax on the flat screen and get it on! Remember porn stars only have you in mind! And do what they do just for you and at some level of personal risk as well. God bless them one and all!
Slide it, slip it, clamp it or tie it. Whatever gets you there. I don’t judge, but studies have shown that folks with frequent sexual activity tend to be more even-tempered, calm, cool and collected. You are cool aren’t you? Some say that everyone should have at least three orgasms a week.
So I’m doing my bit. How about you?
Quantum Cogitation 