Be good my little children
For Christmas time is near.
Listen closely for Old Santa
And his sleigh with eight reindeer.
And take caution older kidlets
Treat all with loving care.
For you will never realize
When an elf is standing there.
And as for me, you’ll find me
Underneath the mistletoe
Waiting for a rendezvous
With the Girls from Deveraux
Do not laugh or spite me
Or call me a so-and-so
Either know my heart is full of love
Or I’m just an old mofo…
Quantum Cogitation 