Here we are again. Another year older and deeper in debt. But, most of us are still working, are relatively healthy and get enough to eat. Yay us!
I get comments from folks that my job must be a non-stop thrill-ride. That I must have more fun on a Monday morning than most people do all weekend. And they are mostly correct. However, there is also great sacrifice and dedication that goes into my work. Do you think I would give anyone a product to try that I haven’t used myself?
No, I wouldn’t. And I wouldn’t expect anyone to try anything that hasn’t been tested on myself or one of my lab slaves.
Let me tell you about sacrifice.
There are a couple of major trade shows going on this week and weekend. There will be toys, lubes, dvds, major porn performers and more! But do you think these things just happen? Heck to the NO!
I spent my New Year’s Eve weekend testing new products with a most wonderfully open-minded group of like individuals. (Some of whom you have seen in films…) There were women, men, trans, midgets, all colors, shapes and sizes, you name it, they were there. We started Friday afternoon and continued on to Sunday Lunchtime. And let me tell you, there was no toy, lube, position, combination or video left undone. Nothing was left unprobed. Some products passed with flying colors. Some went to the recycle bin. Most were used up and worn out. Just like us.
The lubes had to reduce the friction co-efficient adequately to facilitate multiple rounds of penetration of varying depths and rates of acceleration. Which means they had to be slippery as all get out, fast or slow and last long enough for everyone to be happy. There were all types of products to lube, eat and drink for every occasion. (Most of which are still Top Secret so I can’t tell you much yet!)
The Good Old Doc himself went into sensory overload more than once. And I am pretty experienced so that should tell you something. It was probably Monday afternoon before the buzzing in my ears stopped. Oh the toys! The colors, the colors! Oh the humanity! Thank goodness they finally untied me.
But we did it. For you. Because we care. Your pleasure is our business and we aim to please.
So next time you think we have some of the best jobs in the world, think again.
We do…
Quantum Cogitation 