Seriously, how could I not do a special Valentine’s Day Post? All the other bloggers are doing it! (And if they all jumped off a bridge, well I would double-check my bungee cord!)
Sex. Valentine’s Day is all about sex. No, no! Do not even try to deny it. You come across with the goods and they just plain cum.
Chocolates for sex or sex for diamonds it is all the same. (G-d bless the chocolates ladies! The Boss pays me well, but not that well!)
So let’s talk about chocolate! Eating chocolate can simulate those warm, gooey feelings of being in love. How? Well, chocolate has many different chemicals in it that can really help. For example: The chemicals in chocolate affect levels of the body’s mood-affecting chemicals, which include serotonin, endorphins, theobromine and phenylethylamine. Serotonin is a chemical messenger in the brain that affects emotions, behavior, and thought. Endorphines are chemicals in the brain that are responsible for positive moods. Theobromine is stimulant found in cocoa which gives chocolate mood elevating effects. Phenylethylamine is a naturally occurring neuroamine which has been shown to relieve depression, increase attention and promote energy. Your body releases phenylethylamine in response to romance.
WHEW! Science on a holiday. I am truly a madman. Chocolate, dark chocolate especially, contains many essential vitamins and minerals for your body’s health. Oh, and it appears that the antioxidants in dark chocolate can increase you “good” HDL cholesterol levels. Try to keep it to two ounces a day though.
I know, everything to excess, moderation is for monks. But monks tend to live quite a while and you wouldn’t want to miss out on the adventure would you?
Now some of you folks out there are wondering, is it OK to indulge in anal sex or breast copulation (Tit-fucking) on Valentine’s Day? Sure it is! After all, what other body parts are heart-shaped? Turn that tushie upside down and there is a beautiful heat for you to penetrate with your Cupid’s arrow. And when you cup her breasts, ta-daaa! Another heart shape. Just meant to be written on with your own special ink. Just be sure to lend a warm washcloth or whatever help she desires to clean up.
So bring home the chocolates, the flowers, the panties, the jewelry and most importantly the Doc Johnson lubricants and toys. (Remember? I work there.) Show your Significant Other how much you love, how much you think and how much you desire to hold them, tease them and please them. And just maybe, if you are sincere, you will get an extra helping of good loving in return.
Hopefully, today isn’t the only day you are scheduled to have sex. My love knows no time or date. Heck it doesn’t even own a calendar! But if this is the one day when the two of you can let down your defences and joyfully give yourselves to each other, do not let any one spoil your day. For today is all about Love, which coincidentally is the story about my life.
My life is about Love. What’s yours?
Quantum Cogitation 