15 Dec 2010
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, Couples Sexuality, Female, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Medical, Personal Lubricants, Safe Sex, Science, sexuality, Uncategorized
Tags: female sex organs, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, Kink, Male Sexuality, Medical Equipment, Science, sex, sexuality, women
How many of you are into medical play?
Yes, I have played a doctor behind the woodshed and have used the phrase “Hellooo Nurse!” on way too many occasions. But how about the use of sounds, Wartenburg wheels, TENS units, performed the Num-Num test and the like. A good pair of stirrups goes a long way.
Check this out: http://bcove.me/qhiroajk
Yes, someone did a study of what coitus looks like in an MRI machine. It is amazing. Blew my mind. The actual clip was assembled from all the pictures taken during the procedure and is in the last-minute of the clip. Check it out. I will never get those images out of my mind.
And let me know if you want to discuss the medical fetish. No need for an appointment. The Doctor will see you now.
10 Dec 2010
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, cosmetics, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Fashion, Female, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Personal Lubricants, Physiology, Psychology, Safe Sex, Science, sex toys, sexuality, Strap-ons
Tags: anal sex, Attack of the Show, clitoris, cosmetics, Couples sex talk, dildo, emotion, fellatio, female sex organs, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, fetish, G4, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, sex, sexuality, strap-on, vibrator
Today’s Early Morning Question: Dr Tim, what is your number one, mind-shattering, earth-moving major turn-on?
Since it was barely 6:30 this morning, my first response was, “Breakfast?” After all, isn’t that something a man yearns for every single day of his life?
My answer was deemed unsatisfactory. Imagine that. Now imagine Dr Tim imagining that. Now imagine Dr Tim imaging that while wearing a speedo and furry boa. (I’m in your head forever now…)
Turn-ons. The magic fetish that sends your libido into overdrive. Yes, a turn-on is considered a fetish. And although the word ‘fetish” has been co-opted by television and the movies to mean “hot babe in leather” it is a much more complex than that. (Do not stop sending me those pictures of hot babes in leather though. I’m writing a paper, yeah that’s it!) Even the media is beginning to loosen up. I was watching “Attack of the Show” recently and have been enjoying the WTF segment. They have shown America several interesting fetishes that may shock, amuse or bore you.
Lipstick fetish – the application of multiple layers of lip color. Sometimes garish, mostly elegant. This appears to be a more specific version of a make-up fetish stemming from young folks watch their Mother go through their make-up ritual every day. It truly is amazing to watch the transformation. The art, the precision, the glamour. Really, I could watch and watch unless we are late for our reservations.
Vacuum beds – where a person is put into a giant latex bag and all of the air is removed leaving the person immobilized and helpless. Now there is some hot sweaty fun. The two hosts took turns in the bag and their reactions were priceless. The fact that this was being performed by a hot babe in fetish gear did not hurt. It helped build the scene.
Ear Cleaning – this may have been a spoof, but how good does it feel to use that cotton-tipped stick in your ear? Uh-huh, thought so. I never thought about taking it further, but it looks like it works!
So a fetish can really be anything that gets you going. Shoes, stockings, army boots and kick to the nads, whatever. I have a lady friend that loves to clean house. It gets her warmed up and then she rides the vibration of the vacuum cleaner to climax. Hey, I don’t judge and my place gets a thorough cleaning to boot!
Whatever puts you in motion is fine. Just make sure that all the players are on board and nobody is made to do something they don’t want to do. (By force or guilt.) If your fetish concerns non-consenting partners, please get help. You may have some issues and that just isn’t healthy.
Oh, my major turn-on? I may be showing my age, but my biggest turn-on is intimacy. Yep, having that special someone who knows everything about you and sleeps with you anyway! It goes both ways and that is very exciting for me.
Have fun, play safe and keep those cards, letters, pictures and videos coming in!
12 Nov 2010
by Mystertim
in Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Female, Female Sexuality, Personal Lubricants, Physiology, Safe Sex, sex toys, sexuality, Strap-ons, Uncategorized
Tags: anal sex, clitoris, Couples sex talk, dildo, fellatio, female sex organs, female stimulation, fetish, orgasm, Personal Lubricants, sex, sex toys, sexuality, strap-on, Veterans, women
Happy Veterans’ Day! Yes, I know I am a day late. But I have a really good excuse.
Since all of these fine folks have done their bit, I thought that I should do their bit too. I mean, after all they have been or are still in service to this great country of ours the US of A!
So I dedicated all of yesterday to servicing our service people. That’s right, Good Old Dr Tim was tending to the “special” needs of any and all females that served in our armed forces. And boy, is my tongue tired!
But they helped keep us the Land of the Free, so they are especially deserving of a special thank you.
How about you? Did you Service the Service yesterday? You should!
I’m just saying…
05 Aug 2010
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, Couples Sexuality, Female, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Physiology, Psychology, Regulatory, Safe Sex, Safety, Science, sexuality, STD
Tags: AIDS, anal sex, Couples sex talk, fellatio, female sex organs, Female Sexuality, HIV, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Psychology, safe sex, sexuality, STD, sweet semen
How’s your summer going? Haul any boxes of books lately? Make the evening news?
Mine has been pretty interesting. Bar-Be-Que, Barq’s and Babes! True summer living.
But even though these are those crazy, hazy, lazy days of summer, you had better watch out.
There was a report released by Harvard University claiming that men over 40 who use erectile dysfunction medications have triple the rate of sexually transmitted diseases as compared to men who did not use the drugs.
May I see a show of hands for those that are surprized by this result? Not too many of you, huh?
In fact, according to the CDC, the 40-49 year age range accounted for the largest proportion of newly diagnosed HIV/AIDS cases in 2007. Don’t believe me, go check it out. I’ll wait.
Welcome back. Sobering, isn’t it? Let’s pull up our psychiatric armchairs and see if we can’t figure out why this is so.
Older folks are from a different time, a different age, a different mindset. Last century, back when I was in college, the worst thing we could catch could be cured with a shot of penicillin. There were fewer taboos. And a LOT more risky sex than happens today. After all, tis better to fail a Wasserman test than never to have loved at all! The younger set may have more recent partners, but they actually tend to be safer than us old fogeys.
Even old Dr Tim isn’t sure if he has any condoms at home. I’ll admit it, I hate condoms. I hate wearing them, I hate the feel or lack thereof of them, I hate the taste they leave behind. There isn’t much I like about them at all! Except maybe the saving my life part. I grew up with skin on skin and that my friend is a hard habit to break. Even though I get a full STD workup every other month, I should still wear them. And I do, if she insists. But it shouldn’t have to be that way. Even though women do ask to see my test results before we proceed to Happy Land, using condoms should be an SOP. (Standard Operating Procedure)
What about choice? You may ask. What about condoms in adult entertainment films?
So choose, Death or Cake. (Pie really.) And as for adult entertainers, they are making a risky choice, but I defend their right to make it. I consider adult film performers as stunt people. They make risky decisions on how to use their bodies for the gratification of others. I respect that. Quite a few of those performers are my close personal friends and I would hate to see them be debilitated by some gruesome disease. But I am not about to tell them how to do their job. And I don’t think anyone else should either. Those that try should probably try to get their own houses in order first. However that is just my opinion.
And now that men suffering from ED can get help, they are picking up where they left off thirty years ago. The game has changed since then and they havn’t read the new playbook. Everyone needs to be reminded about the joys of safe sex. No matter how old they are. Anyone watch Penn & Teller’s show Bullsh*t about old people? They still have sex. The back alley slut is now the nursing home slut who thanks to modern medicine can get her favorite treat!
Teach your parents well. And your grandparents. Anyone can die from HIV/AIDS and I’d rather it wasn’t you.
12 Mar 2010
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Female, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Personal Lubricants, Psychology, sex toys, Strap-ons
Tags: bisexual, closet, Female Sexuality, fetish, gay, Jim Morrison, lifestyle, Male Sexuality, Psychology, sexuality, stimulation, The Doors, trans, tush
Doors.
Why doors? I am sitting at my desk on a Friday afternoon and have been watching the crew install a new door on my lab. They tore out the old swollen door, reamed out the opening and are installing a brand new, high-security door. And they keep singing the Mickey Mouse theme song. If only this were Wednesday, then anything could happen!
So what do doors have to do with sex and sexuality?
Well, thanks to Jim Morrison, my college escapades were legendary! Some day I will write a book that scandalizes future generations. But those weren’t The Doors I was going to discuss. Doors are like smiles. There are doors that make you happy, there are doors that make you blue. Ponder that for a moment. Doors go both ways. Which doors are you happy to open? Your bedroom door? Her/His/Their door?
What about the door to your favorite restaurant or your favorite porn shop? (Excuse me, Lifestyle Sexuality Empowerment Facility, where you can find many instruments of self-exploration and joy by Doc Johnson!) Is it the door or what is behind it? Or the moment of “What if?” as you reach for the knob?
My vote is for the “What if?” moment. And that my friend is a totally different kind of door. It is the one you constructed in your mind. The part that excites you because you think you know what is on the other side, but you don’t know how the experience will go down.
As I mentioned, doors go both ways. They let things out or they can keep things in. The Dark Side of the Door. All of us have something locked away in our mental closet that brings us pain. Or prevents us from ever really enjoying our life. Simple choice, hard decision. Some things should remain locked away. Acknowledged, but firmly behind bars.
But if it SSC (Safe, Sane and Consensual) rip that door off its hinges! If you are gay, be gay. If you are straight, be straight. If you are trans, make the move. If you are bisexual, you just doubled your chance for a date this weekend! (Apologies to Woody Allen.)
Me? Well, I’m a tush guy. As attributed to Burt Reynolds, “If what’s behind don’t catch my eye, what’s up front don’t affect my fly.” There’s other stuff, sure. But that is between my partners and me. Applications are cheerfully accepted.
So live a little, be nice to yourself and play safe. We’ll talk more later.
(And to those of you who were expecting a post about backdoor/anal sex, maybe on Wednesday…)
07 Jan 2010
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Female, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Personal Lubricants, Physiology, Psychology, sex toys, sexuality, Strap-ons
Tags: 2010, Blueberry Pie, Couples sex talk, emotion, Happiness, Love, New Year, orgasm, sex, sexuality, strap-on
Happy New Year everyone!
A fresh year is stretching out in front of us. Another chance to make a difference! (Remember when we were going to change the world? Well, we are.)
Full of potential. Full of opportunity. Full of second chances. Full of something…
So how did you spend your celebration? I recall the year that I jumped nude into the Long Island Sound at midnight. Talk about cold! Not to mention shrinkage! (Actually there were several of us who ran to my house up the hill from the beach and piled in front of the roaring fireplace directly afterwards.) That was a good year.
This year I was in bed at midnight. You know me, if I am not in bed by 10:00 PM, I go home!
But, I was in bed with company and thought, “What a perfect way to bring in the New Year.” So intimate and warm. No we did not have simultaneous orgasms on the final stroke of midnight. That stuff is for stories. But we did get up afterwards for some blueberry pie. With real whipped cream too!
Pie, love, warmth, happiness and some great sex. Makes one realize that this is the meaning of life. Nothing else really matters.
So for the New Year, love yourself. Let yourself love others. Let others love you and it will be an amazing year.
You know, I am really looking forward to it.
06 Oct 2009
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, cosmetics, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Fashion, Female, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Personal Lubricants, Physiology, Psychology, sex toys, sexuality
Tags: dildo, emotion, fellatio, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, Male Sexuality, orgasm, Orgone, Personal Lubricants, sex, sex toys
Practice what you preach.
Being the father of a 17-year-old boy, this phrase echos in my head quite frequently. Today I stopped to think about that and what it means to my career and my life.
I can guess what you are thinking. “Oh great! A maudlin, self-indulgent rant in an attempt to cleanse his soul and make peace with the world since his life is probably well past half-over.”
Close. (Sure enough, Horowitz playing Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata just came on my iPod.)
Can't you just hear it?
This is a short spiel about longing, need and redemption. I am a big believer in redemption. I believe it down to my bones that we can pull it off. Let’s get back to the point.
Folks talk about what is good for you. What you should eat, how to have sex, how to live your life. But do they ever follow their advice? I knew a sexologist who no longer had sex because they were tired of it. If one does not stay up to date on their chosen field, how can they teach?
Last month I talked about sex toys and fashion. What the heck do I know? Well, plenty. I personally have over two dozen pairs of shoes, more jackets than I can ever wear and a whole dresser full of sex toys and lubricants.
And I take the time to use them. Why promote or sell something that you would never use? My first question when I make something in the lab is, “Would I buy and use this?” If the answer is “No!” then I go back to the bench and work it out. I won’t even accept a “Maybe.” If I won’t use it, how could I expect anyone else to use it?
You may laugh, be shocked, disgusted or wonder exactly what toys I own and use. Really, that’s none of your business. You have to buy and download the clips off the internet like everyone else. But even though I work at one of the largest adult novelty manufacturers in the USA, I don’t use everything they make. Because it is not right for me. And that is the point of this convoluted missive.
Have you ever done anything willingly or been talked into doing something of a sexual nature that left you feeling dirty, despairing and crying? I hope not. That is not a very good place to be emotionally. If you did it to please someone else, that was probably not a good idea. Despite the backlash I may get from a few communities, no one really wants to feel used and unloved. Nobody. And that is not a healthy outlet for your sexuality.
Lie down and tell me all about it...
My parents, always told me to wait to have sex as long as possible. Do you think I listened? Not a chance. As a wise woman told me once, “I get in where I fit in!” And guess what? I had many Walk of Shame moments. Some of which are forever recorded and out of my control. That’s life.
So what did I do? I took the time to learn about my own particular sexuality. I used many types of toys and implements of mass destruction. And I learned what works for me. Who works for me. What styles work for me. I learned my personal rhythm.
Did I need the toys? Sure! But to (badly) paraphrase Carlos Castaneda, not every pupil needs the same stimulants. Do you need sex toys? I hope so! I get paid that way!
So when you talk to your children or nieces/nephews or whomever and tell them that sex is a wonderful, sacred thing. Are you speaking from experience or just talking out of your ass?
Take some time to experience truly good sex. Either by yourself or with someone. Experiment, find out what makes you tick. Find your personal rhythm. Tap into the Orgone energy of the universe. (We will discuss Orgone energy and Wilhelm Reich later.)
Orgone Box
Enrich your life and soul with uber-satisfying orgasms and feel the love of the universe. (Oh yeah, use my products too!) Either every day is sacred or none of them are.
Be good to yourself. Practice what you preach.
I’ve got a good feeling about this…
11 Sep 2009
by Mystertim
in Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Fashion, Female, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, sexuality
Tags: cosmetics, dildo, fashion week, Female Sexuality, female stimulation, lubricants, orgasms, sex toys, vibrator, women
It is Fashion Week in New York! What a wonderful time of year. Brisker temperatures, changing colors and hundreds if not thousands of Fashionistas invade the Big Apple! All the major designers, all the major models all in one place making a difference in the way we look and dress. It is truly inspiring. Their influence is undeniable.
You may ask yourself, “Dr. Tim! Why are you so interested in Fashion Week? Isn’t your area of expertise a bit more private? (S-E-X?)”
Sure it is! But what makes you think that fashion and sex are not connected? After all, isn’t everything you do, done by design to get laid? Don’t lie to me. How many of us would bathe, shave, style our hair or dress in the latest fashion if we were not concerned with attracting a potential mate? We are all connected. Fashion, cosmetics, sex toys and lubricants. (Did I mention the big Health and Beauty Aids show going on in NYC during Fashion Week? It makes me giddy!)
Humans are wired to procreate. And being human, we do it in all sorts of delightful and delicious ways. Peacocks may show off brilliant feathers, crickets sing songs, and people, well people dress up and strut on the runway. And how about some of those fetish outfits for making a statement? Leather and latex are amazing materials. If only I could get a bag and shoes to match!
All that brings me to sex toys. Yep. Sex toys. After all, there are only so many basic shapes that can practically be inserted or rubbed on yourself. So why do companies bring new ones out each year?
Dildos are like shoes. Why would you need more than one pair? All the Ladies should be laughing at me for saying that. You need many pairs of shoes! Work shoes, play shoes, party shoes, shoes for running, shoes for walking, shoes to impress, knock me down and fuck me pumps, and the list goes on and on. (Technically I do not believe that there is an end to the list. At least no woman I know has ever owned enough pairs of shoes…)
Guys, you aren’t much different. Gym shoes, office shoes, basketball shoes, golf shoes, take out the trash shoes, etc.
How about that new commercial for the deodorant? “I use all the different scents because I’m a man.” You don’t always want strawberry-flavored lube either! Sometimes you don’t want any flavor, or you need lime, black currant, water-based, silicone – whatever gets you through the night. You need options! The toys and lubes need to fit your mood and situation.
Sex toys, you need one for private action, one to share, one for vaginal, one for anal, one for oral, one for fun, one for punishment, small ones, big ones, enormous ones, vibrating ones, pulsing ones, still ones, electric ones, machine-driven ones, suction cup ones, black, white, mocha, glowing green, gold flakes. Come on people! Open up, expand your horizons! This is more than simple fun. It is fun with style! And no matter what your kink or preference, we have something to help you maximize your orgasm. Dare to desire! (TM pending)
I’ve read where folks have bought solid gold sex toys, some with diamonds. Those are great items if you can afford it! Just like the latest purse. Why let the designers and models have all the fun? I read the color forecasts put out each year to help determine what we need to make for next year. What woman wouldn’t like to be able to color-coordinate her boudoir accessories? Getting turned on in a nice purple/black peignoir with matching mules and then reach for a fluorescent orange dildo? I think not! Or having a steamy, dirty, greasy encounter with ropes in an alley and you pull out a “Hello Kitty” vibe? (Well, maybe that one could work…)
It is fall. Fashion Week is about to go into full swing. You should too.
10 Jul 2009
by Mystertim
in cosmetics, Couples Sexuality, Dildos, Female, Female Sexuality, Male Sexuality, Personal Lubricants, sex toys, sexuality, Strap-ons, Uncategorized
Be vewy, vewy quiet. I’m hunting celebrities!
And don’t tell anybody either! It’s a secret!
What kind of secret? Well, it is a shameless plug of a secret! Our Director of PR/Marketing used her skill of persuasion most elegantly when she sweetly whispered to me, “Promote our summer secret promotion or I will have your goodies on the anvil. And you know I can do it too!”
Here it is: http://topsecretroom.topcosales.us/
Check it out. Have some fun. Watch a video, look at pictures, see a photo of Lindsey Lohan. Keep me out of the blacksmith’s shed! (Although the leather is intriguing…)
15 Oct 2008
by Mystertim
in Anatomy, Female, Physiology, Psychology, Science, sexuality
Tags: clit, clitoris, female sex organs, female stimulation, Helen O'Connell, orgasm, sex, sex toys, sexuality
Pop Quiz!
Is the clitoris more like an iceberg or a paper airplane? Use both sides of your paper if necessary.
BOTH!! But unless you have made a specific study of the body part in question, you may be amazed by that answer. Let’s get scientific…
You may be familiar with the glans of the clitoris, or “the little man in the boat” as it was called back in my youth. But the actual structure is much larger, with most of it hidden internally by bone and fat. Just like an iceberg! You see only the tip, but there is more, much more! Now imagine a paper airplane. Start at the point. That is the glans. Now follow the two wings outward at an angle. These are the two arms of the clitoris. They extend almost to where the muscles that run up the inner thigh end. That makes the area where the inner leg meets the pelvis pretty sensitive. No wonder she loves it when you nibble there! Between the arms are two bulbs, one on each side of the vaginal opening. Check out the illustration:
Anatomy
You may be wondering just what the heck all this does. We have an idea, but believe it or not, the female sexual organs have never been studied as much as the men’s. In fact much of what we now know about the clitoris has been recently re-discovered in the 1980’s. No that isn’t a typo. I really wrote since the 1980’s. Kinda sad, huh? For a long time, medical texts basically ignored the female sex stuff. I read that the best information was from dissections done over a hundred years ago and that wasn’t quite accurate.
So, does the clitoris have a function? Absolutely! Lots of them! Probably more than we have already figured out too. For example, the clitoris surrounds the urethra on three sides while the fourth is embedded in the vaginal wall. When stimulated, the erectile tissue swells and helps close the urethra possibly preventing bacteria from entering and causing bladder infections. Yes, it can and does happen. The bulbs swell keeping the vagina firm to aid penetration. And you thought only men had erectile tissue. Another favorite function is of course, aiding in orgasm. We should talk about orgasms sometime. Let’s plan it over coffee.
So from the look of things, it is possible that the G-Spot is really part of the clitoris. Nibbling of the hip joints and pressure on the pubic bone all seem to make sense when you consider the total anatomy. There may even be no difference among clitoral, vaginal and anal orgasms as everything seems to be tied together. Fascinating!
So who finally did all this research? Well one of the most important people you can thank Helen E. O’Connell (Department of Surgery, University of Melbourne, Parkville, Victoria, Australia and Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan) who has been spearheading the research into the anatomy and physiology of the clitoris and has been doing a lot of great work on health issues that effect women. Hopefully with her work, urinary surgeries could be accomplished without compromising sexuality. Just as prostate operations can leave some men partially impotent, many surgeries can damage the nerve pathways affecting the clitoris. (The illustration is from her paper “Clitoral Anatomy in Nulliparous, Healthy, Premenopausal Volunteers Using Unenhanced Magnetic Resonance Imaging” written with John O. L. DeLancey. J Urol. 2005 June; 173(6): 2060-2063) It’s a good read if you into that knid of thing. (And I am!)
It’s about time.
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