I am moving all of my poetry to a new blog: www.blithepoetry.com
You have been warned.
Science + Love = Looking and Feeling Great!
07 May 2012 Leave a comment
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I am moving all of my poetry to a new blog: www.blithepoetry.com
You have been warned.
23 Dec 2011 Leave a comment
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I love my lab, I really do!
So it’s with great dismay,
That I must leave it empty for
An extended holiday…
But do not worry. I’ll be back again someday…
Yes, it is time for Christmas break at the Great Doc Johnson. I may take next week off, but do not let that prevent you from sending in those cards, letters, pictures and videos!
Merry Christmas Everyone!
And for my friends that do not celebrate Christmas, Whoo-Hoo! For here and now we are alive. Enjoy what you have with those you have. And be sure to give the gift of love to those you meet. And the gift of Doc Johnson toys and lubricants to those you “meat.”
18 Nov 2011 Leave a comment
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Thanksgiving is fast approaching!
Time to perform your best kitchen tricks.
Don’t worry if things turn out dry because,
There’s nothing that gravy can’t fix!
01 Jul 2011 Leave a comment
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Yes, here is another 3-minute poem from Dr Tim for the holiday.
Why do I call it a 3-minute poem? Because I refuse to take longer than three minutes to write one. Cuz you see, man, if you take the time to re-write and edit, it’s no longer real. It doesn’t have that organic flow and awkward meter. Ya dig? Crazy. Here we go…
Happy Birthday USA! (by Dr Tim 2011)
Life, Liberty, Pursuit of Happiness
Is what they promised me
To live this lifetime free and bold
Was my opportunity
The world says that we’ve gone soft
And we have lost our way
I say America still shows her strength
Every Independence Day
G-d Bless America, Her hopes, Her goals
G-d Bless our Troops so true
When Evil struck, to destroy our dreams
We bled Red, White and Blue
We do not cower, we do not fear
Keeping peace is never fun
But I can guaran-damn-tee you that
Our colors will never run
Now I’m older, beaten on life’s anvil
And long for yester-year
Yet still if you insult my Land
You’ll get a boot right up your rear
Yet on cool, dark nights
Perched high in a tree
I think of things long gone
Let me tell you two or three
For baseball, I miss Willie Mays
For potato chips, please bring me Lay’s
For picnics were the greatest craze
For the holiday, let’s take off the next three days!
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!
So cool cats, next time we’ll talk about SRS, Dilation and why you need a good lube around the house. Later Daddio!