Yes, here is another 3-minute poem from Dr Tim for the holiday.
Why do I call it a 3-minute poem? Because I refuse to take longer than three minutes to write one. Cuz you see, man, if you take the time to re-write and edit, it’s no longer real. It doesn’t have that organic flow and awkward meter. Ya dig? Crazy. Here we go…
Happy Birthday USA! (by Dr Tim 2011)
Life, Liberty, Pursuit of Happiness
Is what they promised me
To live this lifetime free and bold
Was my opportunity
The world says that we’ve gone soft
And we have lost our way
I say America still shows her strength
Every Independence Day
G-d Bless America, Her hopes, Her goals
G-d Bless our Troops so true
When Evil struck, to destroy our dreams
We bled Red, White and Blue
We do not cower, we do not fear
Keeping peace is never fun
But I can guaran-damn-tee you that
Our colors will never run
Now I’m older, beaten on life’s anvil
And long for yester-year
Yet still if you insult my Land
You’ll get a boot right up your rear
Yet on cool, dark nights
Perched high in a tree
I think of things long gone
Let me tell you two or three
For baseball, I miss Willie Mays
For potato chips, please bring me Lay’s
For picnics were the greatest craze
For the holiday, let’s take off the next three days!
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!
So cool cats, next time we’ll talk about SRS, Dilation and why you need a good lube around the house. Later Daddio!
Quantum Cogitation 